1. THE QUEUE DISORGANISERS:
These people will come and see others who came before them as fools and jump to the front or the middle as if they are the onwer of the bank.

2. THE PEACE MAKERS:
These are the types that when you want to drag space with them, they will tell you to go and withdraw that the money will be enough for everybody.

3. THE SPACE-BEGGERS:
These ones will look for someone to plead for a space to withdraw money that he or she is very sick or has an emergency.

4. THE MEAN-TYPES:
These are the types that no matter how much you plead to use his or her space even when you are truly shaking due to sickness, you are wasting your time.

5. THE CHYKERS:
These are mostly guys looking for a girl in the queue to chyke. Sometimes, they will leave without drawing money just to catch up with the girl they want to chyke if the girl is before them or sometimes,they will withraw and still wait outside for the girl to withdraw and come out.

6. THE NOISE MAKERS:
These types will continue talking and talking, complaining about slow network and yabbing anybody who wastes time in withdrawing money from the machine.

7. THE ANTI-QUEUE DISORGANISERS:
These ones the types that will carry it on their heads whenever queue disorganisers come with their troubles. They are the people that like trouble like the queue disorganisers and other people in the queue always like and support them in the fight.

8. THE RICH PEOPLE:
These are the types that when others are complaining of long queue and poor network, they will be in the ATM for like 10mins withdrawing till the machine says "Maximum daily withdrawal exceeded" before they come out.

9. THE PHONE PRESSERS:
These ones will be so busy pressing their phones to the extent that they wont know when its their turn to go and withdraw money and the next things he or she will hear is ..please go and withdraw let me withdraw. Even while withdrawing, they will stil be replying and sending messages in front of the ATM.

10. THE SILENT ONES:
These ones will never say a word throughout their stay in the queue even when there is problem or confusion in the queue, he or she will just be looking and observing.

11. COME-AND-HELP-ME TYPES:
These are usually old people and sometimes young people. They will tell you please come and help me operate this ATM my dear.

12. SMALL AMOUNT WITHDRAWEE:
These are the people that usually withdraw small amounts like 500 or 1,000. The guys in this category usually fold the money as the money comes out from the ATM while girls in this category will open their purse and the money falls directly inside the purse so that people wont know how much they withdraw.

13. THE SHOW-OFFS:
These ones will withdraw something like 40,000 and start counting it in front of the ATM and before everyone so that people will see how much he or she has withdrawn.

14. THE HASTY ONES:
These people will always be complaining or shouting at the person on the ATM...please press yes, please if you dont know how to do it, let someone help you, what is this person stil doing on this machine, this guy/girl should please hurry up, etc.

You can add yours!

I am among the silent ones.

softysparky:
I am among the silent ones.

Lol. Its cool tho.

Also you forget to put the beggers. This are mostly police, whenever you withdraw money the will call you and say "oboy you been kum bank today, find something for your officer na"

I dey for NO. 1.
Front page abeg!!!

softysparky:
I am among the silent ones.

Are u sure or u want to form?

Battery1:
I dey for NO. 1.

I won't be surprised anyways.

Battery1:

Are u sure or u want to form?

No forming dear, just do my thing and go peacefully.

Richard6:

I won't be surprised anyways.

Meaning

Battery1:

Meaning

Ur signature says it all.

nimexto:

Ur signature says it all.

Lmao!

softysparky:

No forming dear, just do my thing and go peacefully.

Yeah...ur dp shows it.

Battery1:
I dey for NO. 1.
Front page abeg!!!

Come meet me for no. 7..dats me.

Richard6:

Lmao!

Yeah...ur dp shows it.

OP...u don dey eye d girl already...e be like say ur type dey for no. 5

Harry3:

Come meet me for no. 7..dats me.

Na ur type dey look people hand to steal their pin...olodo!

Fp!

ShakurM:
Fp!

2nded!

I'm a combination of d rich, d silent. d phone presser, and d little witdrawer...dats all....

I was number 10 today.

g

Bootybuttchic:
g

g for goat!

so u are member?

Bootybuttchic:
g

Battery1:

g for goat!

like u ba

Moz22:
so u are member?

nope....juss a guest

too bad!....My crush z a member of the great Nairaland

Bootybuttchic:
nope....juss a guest