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Yeske2:
I was here

okay, hope you were given your souvenir?

#spaced booked















I love booking space....just for d fun

ddooskie:
Who we are?
We are the Space Bookers Association of Nairaland.
What do we do?
We justle for space on the FrontPage(FP) even though we may not have meaningful contributions to the post.
How do we do it?
i. We download the Nairaland mobile app to get updates on new FP topics.
ii. We troll the forum for potential FP posts.
Why do we do this?
We love to have our monicker on the FP and probably get 'likes' to register our existence in the forum.

Where do we meet?
We meet on every frontpage 'FP' material and sometimes on any post that has the potential of making it to the FP; here, we register our presence with,
"in case"
"I was here"
"I'll come back when this makes FP" or "still sleeping, wake me when this makes FP"
and "I smell FP."

Is this your main job?
No! Once we get the update, we leave everything else to[i] "bookspace"[/i] and later put it up for sale
Have you sold any of the spaces you've booked?
No data shows that sir but some people do negotiate, they quote you for price of the "land"

Is it possible to sell a space on NL?
Wait! Lemme as Ifa.
What'z the craze for FP, are you getting paid for making comments on the frontpage?
Yes! Lending a voice or just making up the numbers on FP is more than enough

Can you describe your members?
;DSure! Why not. By their fruits...
1. The "ok" group- no matter how serious the matter is, their comment is always "ok". Some quote the whole post to comment "ok" at the end.
2. The consonants group- they use "q", "k", "jjj" most of these people later modify with meaningful comments, or jokes.

3. Those who make comments before reading. "Lemme book space first"
4. Lazy folks- these ones don't read long posts but usually ask people to summarize for them.

5. The weed smokers- they ask the OP what s/he smokes "OP, na cowdung u smoke? abeg gimme small make I high" or "obviously d OP is on cheap drugs" "U smoke wet weed?"

6. The 'rocks your boat' crew. They'd say, "whatever floats your goat/boat" as the case may be.

7. Issorait guys
8. Pinshures or adonbilivit
9. Ignorant ones- "Please what is an Ini Edo, we don't know anything like that here. I studied in France"
"Who is Wizkid, is he the son of WizKhalifa?

10. People asking for SAUCE(source)

11. Smiley space bookers they book space with smileys sometimes irrelevant ones.
12. The searchers- "I'm still searching for the joke." "what is this one saying?" "Wait!, lemme ask Ifa"
i. Omawumi's descendants: "if u ask me, na who I go ask?"

13. The unconcerned: "story for the gods" "Am I meant to comment on this?" "Tell them" "Aah shoki" "Kermit peeps"
14. GEJ till infinity folks.
POST: Davido buys a new pair of boxers.
COMMENT: "GEJ is working"

15. 3D viewers- they[b] spread mats[/b] and put on their 3D cinema glasses.
16. I'm here to read the comments.
17. Landlords- Proud[b] 'land' owners[/b] and they warn people to steer clear of their 'property'
18. FTC, STC, TTC and people who missed it by whiskers. They'd be like, "I will soon get there"

I'm not expected to know all nah but the following are gradually going into oblivion:

19. Official derailers
i. People who don't have chargers. "abeg who get pin mouth charger?
ii. People who want to charge their mobile phones. "shey light dey ur side, my fone don nearly die"
iii. People who want to soak garri
iv. Traffic officers: "Oga' face front" "Park well jhor"

20. ETT warrios to them, every news strip is a sign of[b] End Time Things.[/b]
.......................just like kermit...

I dey find my charger abeg!

LewisO:
I dey find my charger abeg!

I just hope u no mean that Sendo charger wey dog chop for afternoon

ddooskie:
I just hope u no mean that Sendo charger wey dog chop for afternoon

U meanam?

LewisO:
U meanam?

bros, na so I see am oh I been wan collect am from him maot but I no knw whether the dog get rabies or not

ddooskie:
bros, na so I see am oh I been wan collect am from him maot but I no knw whether the dog get rabies or not

Chaii this guy na phuck-up guy o, so all the muscle wey u carry for bodi, u no fit even collect small tin for dog mouth?

So wetin u want tell me say do muscle wey dey yo bodi na film-trick

And u know say my gadget ba3 don dey low, today wey be last day for this year wey I for use my gadget do shakara for church were those babes dey make I use am collect no. sharp-sharp, OMO dis one ña big time fallen hand be this o, u be enemy of progress o shey u know, in fact that name hunger go killam, no give am food for one week o, as for ya own matter I dey come con settle u, u go tell me wetin u dey do b4 the dog carryam, I dey come make I branch "Chiemena" and co house, make i know how I want take package them, make sure say that house neat o? and chop all the whole food finish, becoz I know say u be consumer.

LewisO:
Chaii this guy na phuck-up guy o, so all the muscle wey u carry for bodi, u no fit even collect small tin for dog mouth?

So wetin u want tell me say do muscle wey dey yo bodi na film-trick

And u know say my gadget ba3 don dey low, today wey be last day for this year wey I for use my gadget do shakara for church were those babes dey make I use am collect no. sharp-sharp, OMO dis one ña big time fallen hand be this o, u be enemy of progress o shey u know, in fact that name hunger go killam, no give am food for one week o, as for ya own matter I dey come con settle u, u go tell me wetin u dey do b4 the dog carryam, I dey come make I branch "Chiemena" and co house, make i know how I want take package them, make sure say that house neat o? and chop all the whole food finish, becoz I know say u be consumer.

na dat our neighbour dog na and d beast no sabi my face make he no carry my hand do new year meat cuz dis na free meat for am cuz ppl dey always talk about d patient dog getting d fattest bone but if him see meat nna na bonus b dat.

ddooskie:
na dat our neighbour dog na and d beast no sabi my face make he no carry my hand do new year meat cuz dis na free meat for am cuz ppl dey always talk about d patient dog getting d fattest bone but if him see meat nna na bonus b dat.

U no know u go like my comments abi, u want make I tell u again?