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Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by HercJay(op): 8:16pm On Jan 01, 2015
1. The fat kid was always
the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides
who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if
injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when
everyone
was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you
score, the winner will be
determined by the last
team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You
could run
with the ball even behind the goal
post.
7. If you don't participate in
repairing the ball you were given
a match
ban
8. If you're picked last, you're a
loser.
9. The guy who's never picked
was to
fetch the ball from the tree when
it got
stuck, under the car or tunnel to
play in the
next game.
10. When the owner of the ball
gets
annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change a
goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player get
automatic
selection.
13. You only get substituted
when called at home.....
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by sokt: 8:23pm On Jan 01, 2015
Lol
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by Qu3sT(m): 8:29pm On Jan 01, 2015
So true @ No 10. That one dey always happen especially for where we been dey play ball.
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by bbello28(m): 8:39pm On Jan 01, 2015
Goal keeper can lie down 2 stop ball wen playin monkey pole


Goal keeper can also serve as striker grin
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jan 01, 2015
Nice one dude. Looking back now,I can't help but laff. Esp. No10.
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by fecosequence(m): 9:14pm On Jan 01, 2015
d owner of d bal wl alwys wickd anybdy dat dnt gv hm biscuit
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by Haywhymido(m): 9:59pm On Jan 01, 2015
U bring back d memories of d gud old days
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by Lusaint(m): 10:08pm On Jan 01, 2015
Lol, so so true
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by HercJay(op): 2:44pm On Jan 03, 2015
fecosequence:
d owner of d bal wl alwys wickd anybdy dat dnt gv hm biscuit
hahahahaha
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by Berthezda(m): 6:31pm On Jan 03, 2015
lmao....so true
Re: Rules Of Football When Wewere Kids by Nobody: 7:22am On Jan 04, 2015
grin that's 9ja for you
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