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Akpos who was a houseboy usually
sneaks into his
Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds
water to top it
up. One day his Oga bought a new wine
called
pasties, it was a french wine that changes
colour if
water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of
this,
sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the
new wine
and added water on it. Immediately it
started
changing colour.
...
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, oga and
madam
were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos
was in the
kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and
saw
Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when
i call, you
say "Oga" but when i ask you a question
you don't
answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen
you don't
understand anything except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour,
stand
beside madam and ask me a
questionwhile i stand
here. Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom
when
madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say
who dey
sneak enter the house girl room when
madam no
dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it
is true o,
when one is in the kitchen, one does not
hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?.
Me or
Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be
fumigated o, i
can't understand anything at all.

Fuji kitchen of commotion

coolebux:
Fuji kitchen of commotion

lool....I was thinking the kitchen has a Sound Decoder.

Cool joke

ramdris:
Cool joke

r u sure its cool..when d family z bout to scatter.