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Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by 007Bruce: 5:49pm On Dec 31, 2014
Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules
- 20 lines.
- Deadline is 9pm, Friday 2
January 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.
- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.
Goodluck!!!
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Bars(m): 8:34pm On Dec 31, 2014
cool Bars checks
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by SmokingGunZ(m): 9:58pm On Dec 31, 2014
007Bruce:

Rules
- 24 lines.

I didnt ask for 24 lines. Cut it down to 16 or 20.
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Bars(m): 2:36am On Jan 01, 2015
SmokingGunZ:


I didnt ask for 24 lines. Cut it down to 16 or 20.

Lol...nigga dwp anit gat tyme 4 chit chat.....
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by SmokingGunZ(m): 11:54am On Jan 01, 2015
We post 8pm tonite.
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Bars(m): 12:36pm On Jan 02, 2015
SmokingGunZ:
We post 8pm tonite.

y did u failld 2 post ?
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by SmokingGunZ(m): 4:02pm On Jan 02, 2015
Bars:


y did u failld 2 post ?
We post tonite biko. 9pm
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by macsika: 4:15pm On Jan 02, 2015
ehm i kinda wanna start battling this year.. can anyone tell me how to start and get a match.
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Testerfuze(m): 8:57pm On Jan 02, 2015
macsika:
ehm i kinda wanna start battling this year.. can anyone tell me how to start and get a match.
Go to Flow for rank first and from there you'll get noticed if you're good
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by SmokingGunZ(m): 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2015
Yo bars, lets post!!!.
007bruce, can i send yu my verse?
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by 007Bruce: 10:27pm On Jan 02, 2015
SmokingGunZ:
Yo bars, lets post!!!.
007bruce, can i send yu my verse?
you can post your verse or wait for that bar guy
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Bars(m): 10:49pm On Jan 02, 2015
SmokingGunZ:
Yo bars, lets post!!!.
007bruce, can i send yu my verse?



Nigga am done scriptin....post piko
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by SmokingGunZ(m): 11:05pm On Jan 02, 2015
I ball from Pakistan to Baghdad/my words hurting the bastard/. .he better decide fast/. .or i'll call in the gangsters/
now he lacking support. . .
i'd grab his famz and put them behind bars!!
My bars awe and thrill fans/
he drops wack wordies, so i'm bashing this mik's fan/his scars cant be cured by traditional healers/
so bow to yur real dad. .you were a scientific conception. . . .after the big bang!!
He aint in my class, like Klitischko v Samuel Peters/
so forgive me if my punches leave bars out of shape like panel beaters!!
Put a rifle to his ear/c0ck the gun and it's clear/. .that i'm not leaving till he's dead/. .
forget all yur gun talks and tales of winning..i'm packing the punches, you just building castles in the air!!
I do b1tches that squirts all 'round/ buh he never seen any real ppussy, he lives in the outskirts of town..!
Now don't come denying sh1t/
beat yu on fb with my wackest scripts/
this dumb kid aint hard to pick out in a crowd, he wears wackness like. . .Hackett shirts!!!
Whooped his @ss. .this winning's clear/
you'd think it's fair. .how i ripped his ear/
he's that homeless child that drive girls outta their minds, so he'll live in there!!
He came and bothered the king/. .but here's a penny for ur thoughts, i left quarters with him/
i spending dollars, his coffers be slim/
I'm above the law so i won't be charged with manslaughter, when i only murdered a kid!..
I bring tough writtens/
Every stanza i spit 'stand out'. .check his boring poem, it's 'nauseating'..
I might grab the gats/to harm the man/but he's hardly that/so i'd hide him in my room, but my famz might smell a rat. .and let the cat out the bag!!
Making more green than a coral reef/
my lines awe and rip/through skins but his lines are something we dont bother with!/
so dear mrs bars, i wont really kill mr bars, i'm merely pulling your legs. . .to see what's underneath!!
This lame climbs the stage he gets boos that quake/he really cant move tha stage/but sh1t happens..wont be suprised if i lose, cos nowadays, cripples be winning the human race!
His punches are hardly felt/
Dropping wack sh1ts on FFR, and like a crazed Suarez, the malnourished kid even bites himself!!
No voter be lauding this fool/cos nothing he spews/. .is awing people/. .he couldnt learn the art of war. . . .ffucking sinzu!
He wondering how he can match the steeze of this mister/
. .but he gets dumber, while i gain more wisdom having carnal knowledge of his sister!!
Behind bars. .he'll face death in his habitation/
I'm getting the win here, but even Yoga masters knows he can't win by any 'stretch of his imagination'!!!

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Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Bars(m): 12:29am On Jan 03, 2015
DISS @ GUN



We knw recently cameroon is d only africa(black) da didnt earn any point in world cup

10SHOT TO BAG SOMKE. .

. . .dz niqqa is a DAMN! CUNT/
. . .who cud HARM NOT/
. . .i wud av qv im a CALM CUT/
. . .bt am NERVOUS/
. . .yeah, m in 2 make "GUN baq" like farmers doinq some FARM CROPS! ! !

Niqqa qo qet a coffin for ur DAD CORPSE

. . .i kild hm cos ur birth was a MISTAKE/
. . .aftr i fry u wit ur "white sinqlet" u wil b awta oil like a BEANS CAKE/
. . .uqly lad! Rockinq sinqlet wit aboki's cap, dose swaq? JEEZ! FAKE/
. . .mehn i show ur pix to a "zooloqist" he said: BARS.... hw am i qonna capture THIS APE ! !^_

am nw sick wit punches? Yes THINGS CHANGE

. . .bt dz GOAT'S SILLY...FACT/
. . .hz meta4 nd rhymes? BOTH REALLY WACK/
. . .obviously, he lack THOSE ILLY TACT/
. . .dr4 i wil anqrily use a "razor" on GUN like a 'beanie' I mean lyk d pieces of a CLOSE FITTING HAT ! !


i ont take shit niqqa! DONT GIMME THAT

. . .lmao he b like '0007BRUCE' THIS WRONG TEST
. . .u shudnt av pair me with THIS STRONG VET/
. . .u ouqht 2 av pull no show, dropinq aqainst me here means u prone to KISS, HUG DEATH/
. . .so stupid! Thinkn of how to "tack a belly botton" on HIS TORN SHIRIT ! !

wen i saw d fixures, i b like THIS NONSENSE

. . .cos hes over wack, bt if he wanna form touqh? I wil let my BAD MEN SCREW THE DUMB NOB/
. . .his uqlines is to b compare wit O.B.J Jst in ONE WORD/
. . .at 2go bak den? I BACK THEN SHOOT HIS BOM BOM/
. . .even in F.B @ meastro? Hes d only "black with no point" like CAMEROON IN WORLD CUP ! !// lol grin


Yea.

As u cn see...We Nearing an era/. .where we making life better/. .but this gun guy...wan dea. Form 'fun guy' on shit. . .is a deadly bacteria/. .initial plan was to take the whole points. . .but
He's igbo guy. .so its only right i let him win the stretching criteria/. .!!!
Damn. .


Its best he run,hide or punchlines would forever curse his daddy/. .now he's getting church mind. .cz bombs,knives never comes in handy/. .
Run!
Cz ur bleeped flows are boring mehn/. .cz in RG?we saw how u
couldn't get the 'essential win' 2. Hit d rank list. . .so its only right u leave here with
Hurt Bones and Body Pains/. .!!!
Yea. . .


Dont care on how the fools acting lately/. .u claim to pack the heat but u were never good at it lady/. .u lack common sense!. .what was it again?was it school bags with natives/. .
Smh. .

Now u here,thinking u'l make me Furiousnever/. .cz this poor boy had no cloth,shoes or shelter. . .his future plan is to work for
Julius Berger/. .!!!



Finally. .

Bitch ur mum's getting a partial deformed stroke/. .guess u ran outta steam!cz ur 'comeback's lame'. . .like Arsenal Vs Stoke/. .yea!
He's going down. .like Run off waters/. .yea SMOKINGUN would be dead! if not for anything atleast for my God of war fans/. .!!!









PiSS.....

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Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Nobody: 12:46am On Jan 03, 2015
guns how many bars be that?..lemme wait till its declared opening for voting...cheesy okaybye
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by goshikid: 6:37am On Jan 03, 2015
bruce open for vote!!!
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by 007Bruce: 8:25am On Jan 03, 2015
Open for votes;

Tag:
Lagunna
Emaprince
Ibime
Mikuz
Darkrebel
Coogar
Limerick
Guykhena
Giyazz
Sosiqdude
yeyenati
Loonat11kk
Thunderstorm
Fuckyouhard
007bruce
Heywhizzy
Gottoboy
Testerfuze
Krizzkuts
Glaciers
PaulThor
Guykhena
Jigsawkillah
Willsofsteeel
Warriblood (King Of Wordplay )
Teddybiyasi
Wrongturn
Dklef
Sammcarter
Iceskidd/Sokrates
geoxpress
RapAcme
Devilmaycry
Heywhizzy
Gladyys
Ojoawo
JOEmystic
G3n3sis
Ibime
Coogar
Mikuz
Emaprince
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Darkrebel
Elymaxiimus
Fuckyouhard
YoungDaNaval
Lagunna
Yeyenatu
007Bruce
Ojoawo,
thunderstorm
Giyyaz
Elvisonjack2
supersauce
goshikid
Deepthoughts
Warriblood
Jigsawkillah
Iceskidd
Wrongturn
Ckushy
Testerfuze
Sammcarter
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Captainflash
Willofsteel
Richommie
Rapacme.
y'all should vote on this, pls.
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by JigsawKillah(m): 10:14am On Jan 03, 2015
Dayum
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by teddybiyasi(f): 10:30am On Jan 03, 2015
aiiiii
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:57am On Jan 03, 2015
You guys should learn how to keep your verses smooth n organised.

Nice from both though. But one of you was really killing the other, d.amn!

MVGT = smoke

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Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Dklef(m): 11:11am On Jan 03, 2015
weak brawl... but I enjoyed bars verse more...
..my v bars

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Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by SmokingGunZ(m): 11:24am On Jan 03, 2015
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Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by goshikid: 12:41pm On Jan 03, 2015
newbies battle tho. .my vote goes to smoke!!
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Bars(m): 2:12pm On Jan 03, 2015
goshikid:
newbies battle tho. .my vote goes to smoke!!




Lol...
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Wrongturn: 2:35pm On Jan 03, 2015
It's not a weak brawl but these guys deserve serious KONK on their foreheads for not being consistent with their bars

Opener - 1 point - SmokingGunz

Rhymes - 2 points - Bars

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Tie

Punchlines - 3 points - SmokingGunz

Personals - 2 points - Bars

Flow - 1 point - Tie

Wordplays - 2 points - nil (I've done fungi before)

Closer - 1 point - SmokingGunz

Mvgt - SmokingGunz
007bruce, u forgot the metaphor criterion

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Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Heywhizzy(m): 3:11pm On Jan 03, 2015
mvgt nobody..imma give the win to one of them,when I fully understand what they're writing..I guess they should smoothing their verse

nothing wowing here..
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by 007Bruce: 3:24pm On Jan 03, 2015
Wrongturn:
007bruce, u forgot the metaphor criterion
you're not seeing well
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by 007Bruce: 3:26pm On Jan 03, 2015
smokingGunZ - 3
Bars - 1

more votes grin
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by 007Bruce: 3:28pm On Jan 03, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Dayum
teddybiyasi:
aiiiii
you guys should vote & stop the drama
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by goshikid: 3:30pm On Jan 03, 2015
Heywhizzy:
mvgt nobody..imma give the win to one of them,when I fully understand what they're writing..I guess they should smoothing their verse

nothing wowing here..
henhen na wa for u. . .
Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by Geoxpress(m): 3:38pm On Jan 03, 2015
You both tried. Bars, I've seen almost qll ur bars before.

Opener - 1pt : Gunz

Flow - 2pt : Tie

Metaphors - 2pt : Tie

Punchlines - 3pt : Gunz

Personals - 2pt : Bars

Rhymes - 2pt : Tie

Any other criteria, tie

MVGT : SmokingGunz

Gunz, this isn't RG where humerous lines would be recognised as a punch grin

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Re: Newbies Fight(reputation Foundation): * * * ~ Bars Vs Smokinggunz ~ * * * by ZachHugo(m): 8:38pm On Jan 03, 2015
goshikid:
newbies battle tho. .my vote goes to smoke!!

Lmfao, I StiLL Remember the Warm Up Verse Tho. . . .

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