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1. The separators .
They’re always around. Before a fight
is about to ensue, You’ll see them pop
out from nowhere and trying to calm
the fighters down.


2. The judges. Unlike the separators,
the judges are not always around. They
arrive like 15-30seconds after the
separators. They ask the fighters the
cause of their fight before ruling on
who’s at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must
be an observer in every thing that has
to do with “types of people”. They are
just there to watch how the fight is
being fought. Ask them the cause of the
fight and what you’ll get is an “I don’t
know” reply. I fall under this category

4. The record keepers. They may know
any of the fighters well and his life
history. They’ll tell you how often/
seldom he fights. They know the last
time he fought and what actually
caused the fight.

5. The askers . These ones are always
late. They come towards the concluding
part of the thing and bombard you with
questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are
similar to the askers. They’re never
satisfied with any information you give
them. They walk from place to place in
search of answers like they were given
a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : . funny but
true. They’re everywhere. They cease
any opportunity that comes their way.
They’ll sight from afar to see if there’s
any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight
then walk down and ask her the cause
of the fight. They’ll deviate from the
actual discussion and the next thing
you’ll see is them exchanging numbers.

8. The Motivators :. These ones are
like devils. They give you reasons to
fight. Even if you’ve declined to fight,
they must tell you something so
annoying in order to increase your
rage and get you wrestling whilst they
observe you from distance and make
mockery of you.


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