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Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by optimiza: 5:29pm On Jan 04, 2015
Them don paste amhuh

This will surprise new new gen. Only grados will know this
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by mesoade(m): 5:30pm On Jan 04, 2015
What/where is ebelebo?
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by KillerBeauty(f): 5:56pm On Jan 04, 2015
Year 2009, my first year in UNIBEN. I remember thinking Faculty is a place where all the faculties in uniben converge. Didn't know it was just 3 faculties that were there. I remember trekking from basement to H5A social science, I didn't know there was a bus that can take you there. But I wasn't the only one that treks, me and my coursemates trekked together. I remember wondering who porter is and how come he seems to be the Alpha and Omega of the hostel. Because, whenever the light goes off, students will be shouting Porter!! Porter!!. Like say him b nepahuh I remember always hanging in faculty of law just to buy GST textbooks. I thought block of flats must look like a high rise residential building didn't know it was just bunch of bungalows scattered about. And hmmmm. I thought ekosodin must be as dangerous as a scene from a hollywood war movie where there will be explosions, people running helter skelter and souldiers shouting Go!! Go!! Go!!. I totally enjoyed my stay in school. Hoping for better things now. Choi grin
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Isk(f): 5:59pm On Jan 04, 2015
yorex2011:
Where is hall 4 law basement?
lmao. This is so true.
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Isk(f): 6:00pm On Jan 04, 2015
Trippledots:
lol...greatest uniben. alma mata of life. smiley




aros to heros!





who knows wether cyril don gradge abeghuh
i think he finished in 2009
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by DermalCarotene(f): 6:12pm On Jan 04, 2015
Redoil:
9. Where is basement
where all 100 level students are recieving lectures?
Yeah!!!!!

In my time, I asked this question right in front of basement..
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jan 04, 2015
Trippledots:
lol...greatest uniben. alma mata of life. smiley




aros to heros!





who knows wether cyril don gradge abeghuh
Yes...He has ooo. The last we spoke he told me he was gonna start another course in another university

That guy is a genius

Cyril Steiner

#Respect
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by mcpat(m): 7:28pm On Jan 04, 2015
davide470:
•What is 'Porter'

•Outside Basement, they will be asking: Please where is Outside Basement.

#TeamMedicalHostel Buttery and #Mama Delta Buka.
Mama Delta dan cast now O.. Buka 7 and Osas all the way... You remember Mama Zintin @ Engineering?
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by mcpat(m): 7:34pm On Jan 04, 2015
Trippledots:
lol...greatest uniben. alma mata of life. smiley




aros to heros!





who knows wether cyril don gradge abeghuh
lol cyril be don gradge but he comes around for his tutorials.. Pastor P still they teach GST112 sef.
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Jamean(f): 7:52pm On Jan 04, 2015
Yes o..Osas rice dey make brain. Last time I was there na correct Egusi soup and Fufu he serve me.

mcpat:
Mama Delta dan cast now O.. Buka 7 and Osas all the way... You remember Mama Zintin @ Engineering?
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Jamean(f): 7:56pm On Jan 04, 2015
Lol..na result things.

optimiza:
Them don paste amhuh

This will surprise new new gen. Only grados will know this
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jan 04, 2015
Jamean:
Yes o..Osas rice dey make brain. Last time I was there na correct Egusi soup and Fufu he serve me.
osas na my ex girlfriend. grin
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jan 04, 2015
Jamean:
Lol..na result things.
and I be like "why did I get C I was expecting all B's.
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Redoil:
DermalCarotene:
Yeah!!!!!

In my time, I asked this question right in front of basement..
i graduated from there 2001 when did you graduated?
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by nymphomaniac(m): 8:41pm On Jan 04, 2015
Redoil:
i graduated from their 2001 when did you graduated?
Jesu! see gbags...u nor b team uniben at all
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by nymphomaniac(m): 8:44pm On Jan 04, 2015
Emmanuel d mishai guy and those annoying preachers at night class....I rep #TeamUniben. I miss blessed at June 12 sha
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Jamean(f): 8:50pm On Jan 04, 2015
Lool...them go paste result, e go be like say no be you write the exam. undecided grin

Unibenstudent:
and I be like "why did I get C I was expecting all B's.
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jan 04, 2015
Jamean:
Lool...them go paste result, e go be like say no be you write the exam. undecided grin
if na engineering u really graduate from u go suppose hear stories..civil weh I dey u go kill yourself put for course u go enter board see E..Jesu civil na weennnn
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Jamean(f): 8:55pm On Jan 04, 2015
Loool..them can shock people for that school. You go reach board e go be like say no be you write the exam. undecided grin

Unibenstudent:
and I be like "why did I get C I was expecting all B's.
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by harev16: 8:59pm On Jan 04, 2015
mcpat:
Mama Delta dan cast now O.. Buka 7 and Osas all the way... You remember Mama Zintin @ Engineering?
Yeah mama zinctin... She's no longer there though, even the photocopy shops were all asked to move out
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 04, 2015
Jamean:
Loool..them can shock people for that school. You go reach board e go be like say no be you write the exam. undecided grin
if na engineering u really graduate from u
go suppose hear stories..civil weh I dey u
go kill yourself put for course u go enter
board see E..Jesu civil na weennnn
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by mcpat(m): 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2015
harev16:
Yeah mama zinctin... She's no longer there though, even the photocopy shops were all asked to move out
Yea, prof. Oshodins order...
Jamean:
Yes o..Osas rice dey make brain. Last time I was there na correct Egusi soup and Fufu he serve me.
Finger licking
harev16:
Yeah mama zinctin... She's no longer there though, even the photocopy shops were all asked to move out
Yea, prof. Oshodins order...
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by harev16: 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2015
Unibenstudent:
if na engineering u really graduate from u go suppose hear stories..civil weh I dey u go kill yourself put for course u go enter board see E..Jesu civil na weennnn
Hahaha... Civil had a reputation for that, it's alot better now though... Most peeps make good results there now
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by mcpat(m): 9:04pm On Jan 04, 2015
Unibenstudent:
if na engineering u really graduate from u
go suppose hear stories..civil weh I dey u
go kill yourself put for course u go enter
board see E..Jesu civil na weennnn
una too carry chukwuli for that CVE
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jan 04, 2015
harev16:
Hahaha... Civil had a reputation for that, it's alot better now though... Most peeps make good results there now
hmmm which dept u dey ?
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jan 04, 2015
mcpat:
una too carry chukwuli for that CVE
brother no be small something oh
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by harev16: 9:07pm On Jan 04, 2015
mcpat:
una too carry chukwuli for that CVE
MEE worse sef
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by harev16: 9:09pm On Jan 04, 2015
Unibenstudent:
hmmm which dept u dey ?
Graduated from Chemical Engineering recently
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jan 04, 2015
harev16:
Graduated from Chemical Engineering recently
ok chemical u been no obinna abi?
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by harev16: 9:15pm On Jan 04, 2015
Unibenstudent:
ok chemical u been no obinna abi?
Class of 2014, no Obinna
Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 9:19pm On Jan 04, 2015
harev16:
Class of 2014, no Obinna
ok ,u know osasun and Martha and many others ,na wa how nysc go be nah?
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