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| 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(m): 6:01am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Believe me, all old students were once new and asked a lot of funny questions on reaching campus. But, over time, the student acclimatizes and can't help but laugh at his earlier questions. Just enjoy the list. 1. WHERE IS AKIN DEKO AUDITORIUM?: This seems like a very normal question to ask but can be really funny since the fresher usually asks this question at the main gate without even having enough patience as to walk a little into the campus where he/she would locate it. Some will ask this question while standing next to the building or in front of 500LT. 2. WILL THEY CLEAR ME? I am not the clearance officer and cannot tell you that. Come on! We asked this question especially for those who filled the correction forms. In fact, the only thing on the mind of an average fresher is to get cleared and this truly is the priority. The questions most popular under this category are 'I have 3 names on my WAEC Certificate and 2 names on the Kofa page, will they clear me?' ' The date of birth in my WAEC certificate is 199X and the one in Kofa is 199Y, will they clear me?' 3. WHEN IS MATRIC COMING UP?: The average fresh student after being cleared is usually eager for the matriculation ceremony. He hopes and expects heaven and earth; fantasizing about how he will cruise on matric day. We all looked forward to the matriculation day per se but hey, don't be surprised if it gets postponed (laughs). That's like a culture here. 4. DO THEY RECORD ATTENDANCE? I got drunk with laughter when a fellow fresher asked this question in my time. Not all will ask this question but believe me, I've heard it severally. Truly, lecturers do take attendance in subsequent levels and in practical sessions but in regular classes in 100 level? Almost ridiculous! 5. IS AKIN DEKO AUDITORIUM THE SAME AS THE MAIN AUDITORIUM? Ah! I wouldn't blame the fresher on this one. The inscription usually says 'Akin Deko Main Auditorium'. Now a smart student would ask: If there's a main auditorium, where are the auxiliary ones? Again, with 'Akin Deko Auditorium' frequently interchange with 'Main Auditorium', it's easy to get confused. 6. WHAT IS EBELEBO? I personally heard this term a lot and decided to find out what it meant. I was surprised to discover two meanings of the word. One is that it means 'almond' and the other meaning is what the new student will discover on his own. Ebelebo - the word is popular anyway. 7. IS IT TRUE THAT EKOSODIN IS A NO-GO AREA EVEN IN DAYTIME? The new student probably hears horrible stories about Ekosodin before or immediately he resumes. He is filled with so much freight that he thinks Ekosodin is a place where people get assaulted 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and at such too scared to cross the Ekosodin gates. In fact, the mention of that names chills his spines instantly. Oh! Oh dear! Only if you knew it's a normal village inhabited by thousands of students. 8. WHAT IS 'ELIGIBILITY'? Should I tell you? Without it you cannot be a bonafide UniBen student. It's actually called 'eligibility slip'. However, student don't usually add the 'slip' at its end and this confuses new students. There's actually ten of these questions. www.unibenforum.com 2 Likes |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Redoil: 6:37am On Jan 04, 2015 |
9. Where is basement where all 100 level students are recieving lectures? 3 Likes |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Redoil: 6:38am On Jan 04, 2015 |
10. Where is ekosodin that is always recording killings? |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Redoil: 6:43am On Jan 04, 2015 |
11. Where is orchard were different kind of friut is been planted? 1 Like |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by fr3do(m): 7:29am On Jan 04, 2015 |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by yorex2011: 8:10am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Where is hall 4 law basement? 7 Likes |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 8:32am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Who are these arrow boys? |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Dreyl(m): 9:26am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Where are the goat heads |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 9:28am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Dreyl:can u like avoid this thread if u are not among us? |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(m): 10:07am On Jan 04, 2015 |
yorex2011:Guy yo funny o. And the bus drivers don't help matter at all. Lol |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(m): 10:08am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Unibenstudent:Our one and only Hall 3 brethren. I hail o. |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(m): 10:09am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Redoil:Guilty of this. Lol. |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by BabaAlabi: 10:36am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Is it true that Hall 2 girls sh1t inside nylon bag? |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Trippledots(m): 11:10am On Jan 04, 2015 |
lol...greatest uniben. alma mata of life.  aros to heros! who knows wether cyril don gradge abeg  |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(m): 11:16am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Trippledots:seems you 've graduated bro. You are still very Welcome to unibenforum.com |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by PietroRico(m): 11:26am On Jan 04, 2015 |
yorex2011:  |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Feraz(m): 11:35am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Trippledots:He has. |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Trippledots(m): 12:03pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Exoticstan: sure bro. 2011(+1)....ok. what level and dept. are you? |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Trippledots(m): 12:05pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(m): 12:16pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Trippledots:200L and in optometry. My journey is a long one right? Check my signature too bro. |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Trippledots(m): 1:54pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Exoticstan: lol...e long o. but you are not late either. great heights were not attained by sudden flight. my own odyssey started way back '06. bu now its history to me. aiit i can see ur siggy. all the best. |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(m): 2:52pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Trippledots:Thank you. Nice words. I still would want to know what post-graduation life looks like. |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by davide470(m): 3:03pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
•What is 'Porter' •Outside Basement, they will be asking: Please where is Outside Basement. #TeamMedicalHostel Buttery and #Mama Delta Buka. |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Yinkatolu: 3:06pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
What is hotplate? |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by mtor: 3:28pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by emirate0(m): 3:34pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Trippledots:Yes o. Cyril is a graduate |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by emirate0(m): 3:36pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Where is the love gutter ? |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by kelechiMarie(f): 4:27pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Abeg wey ebelebo tree?, |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Jamean(f): 4:41pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Loool... I also asked what is porter, June 12 and why is the buka so many (students nor dey gree cook ?) Jan 30 that year...I wanted to walk round school and get familiar with the place. I didn't know there's a route from hostel to faculty..nai I begin follow education main road Trek of life.When I got to the back of faculty of Arts (sweating), I was still asking where is Twin LT and it was right in view. Lol. The guy I asked just burst into laughter - fresher o! Well, he ended up taking me on a tour round, as far as Capitol, blocks of flats and professor's quarters (my leg swell sha). 2 Likes |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Nobody: 4:52pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Jamean:good for u |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by harev16: 4:55pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Trippledots:Lol... Yeah I think so... But he still shows up occasionally 1 Like |
| Re: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Jamean(f): 4:59pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Lol...for where, good for him if he has. Trippledots: 1 Like |
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