₦airaland Forum

THE FIRST ACHIEVEMENT BASED CAMPAIGN OF GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
I’m yet to know why President Jonathan (even at his flag off campaign in Lagos), his kitchen cabinet,his aids,(FFK, Doyin & Co), campaign coordinators and TAN group has been doing, keeping us in a life suspense in producing the ever expecting greatest achievements of the present administration in the history of Africa. I guess it will take time to produce such document, I am suspecting it may be a document which may contain thousands of chapters and millions of pages. ( compiling such a voluminous document for the public to read or say in a campaign arena may not be a day job even weeks job ).While we are all exercising biblical-Christ-coming patience for the real document from the Aso villa let me try to give you just a page or less out of the expectant millions of pages document on the achievements of Goodluck Jonathan four years in government. We are now moving from personality trashing based campaign to achievement based issue and am starting it right away! The peoples’ general will at least rest for now from volley of bashing.
Mr President should continue to rule till forever, if possible rule after life self. He has giving us at least 20 hours constant and stable electricity supply in all parts of the country except you are staying close to Nigeria border areas. (If only for this achievement self, he has done well, there is need for more shout of GEJ till we all say “stop its okay!”), the only people that can contest this are the generator sellers and repairers that are now jobless.
Universities, polytechnics and Colleges are doing fine, no strike ,educational standard can compete not only in Africa but Europe and America , students are now trooping in from all over Africa to get standard education. Private universities are running at lost now; nobody wants to waste money any longer in building private universities and the one already but are begging for students. The only people that can contest this are the private school owners .
The standard of living is too much oky , can't u see? people are not traveling out again . Go and see the arrival arena/terminal at the airports people are rushing down in millions to partake from the Nation’s goodies and cake. The major problem facing the government now is how to curtail is obesity among the populace. We don’t expect anybody to contest this fact except the greedy ones.
See our roads, very smooth, most especially the roads in the East. See tractors working on 16 lanes across the country. As you know, the government is not responsible for the road within your compound; therefore we don’t expect people to hip the blame on our administration if the road in your compound is not motorable.
You can now move to anywhere anytime of the day without fear of hoodlums, armed robbers. Israeli securities are even jealous. Night culture is back to our country. See light everywhere at night, you can hardly differentiate between day and night. People only know what darkness is when they off their bedroom light in the night when off to bed.
Unemployment is a thing of the past, we are thinking of how to start giving visas to Ghanaians and other African countries to come help us with our dirty and menial jobs in our factories and companies. The problem with few unemployed ones is the problem of which job to take up.
Water is everywhere; we are even missing pure water and bottle water.
Corruption has gone away virtually in all sectors; see the faces of corrupt leaders in prison, no more oil theft. The only corrupt people walking on the street are the morally corrupt.
Gone are the days we import our own exported crude oil. In fact, you can see how much we get a litre compare to four years ago. Thanks to the newly built refineries (6) by this administration and the massive renovation of the existing ones. Only the people with the unforgiving spirit will still make reference to January 1st 2012 fuel price increase.
See the diversification of our economy, no more dependency on our oil. Reason why we are thanking God and jubilating at this period when the world oil price is going down to the least imagined.
Our hospitals are now receiving rich patients on like before when our leaders and big men get treatment and die in foreign hospitals. World class hospitals in every city. Well-equipped Primary Health Centres across the nation.
This President has done magic! He must be from another planet.. GEJ till 20we want him to stop ruling us. (Watch out for the full version when Mr president aids are through with it).
Who says he doesn’t deserve a second term?

You go wait tire. He has done nothing, he's got nothing to show

how do i go about that? cos me too want it to hit the sweetspot

LRNZH:
OP

Please format your post properly so that your sarcasm can hit the sweetspot better.



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