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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by sokera: 8:48am On Jan 10, 2015
adeyemik:
Mr. President tell us what you have done in the last 6 years and what you intend to do if re-elected. Please stop this pettiness.
. I tire oooo, no one on Nairaland as list out what Jona as done in the past 6 years ooooo, they are all making useless noise . Someone should tell Jona or you can help him to tell us what he as done for the past 6 years in power oooooo
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by sokera: 8:50am On Jan 10, 2015
Jonathan abi Wetin be your name ? Please tell us what you have done for the past 6 years and what you will do if elected again?

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by ogdada: 8:50am On Jan 10, 2015
adeyemik:
Mr. President tell us what you have done in the last 6 years and what you intend to do if re-elected. Please stop this pettiness.
na pettiness I take vote for am in 2011 wen he sald he has NO SHOE.nw,my eyes don open
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by babestella: 8:51am On Jan 10, 2015
hyfr:
he said he will stabilize oil price. Read the news nigga

Sure he did said that. His comments could only come from an illiterate, it's a pity. The likes of Fashola and Osinbajo should be ashamed, it's an insult to the level of their education and personal development.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by hyfr(m): 8:53am On Jan 10, 2015
babestella:


Sure he did said that. His comments could only come from an illiterate, it's a pity. The likes of Fashola and Osinbajo should be ashamed, it's an insult to the level of their education and personal development.
God bless u for understanding
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by aya39aliyu: 8:53am On Jan 10, 2015
How shame is to our clueless president jonathan quoiting babangida's statement even a primary 1 student will not do that the curropted stupid idiot who broke nigeri to the last down level in the world and kill many usefule nigerians for selfisheness babangida is adevil but jonathatn is a great shame for you saying this in front of yuor counry men in the name of campaign that means 0 over 100.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by loomer: 8:55am On Jan 10, 2015
“Is it now that Buhari cannot even remember
his own phone number that he can change the
economy of the country.” Jonathan asked.



NA WA O, HOW YOU TAKE KNOW?
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by maxdozie(m): 8:56am On Jan 10, 2015
Am not Surprised so many Nigerians are blinded by lies. ..
See dem saying GEJ aint worthy of d presidency..
Is It that Old FOOL BUHARI dat is worthy

I get really upset when i see Ppl saying dey would vote for Buhari... He is yet to tell us what he would change and How he would change it...

APC are just bunch of Thief's waiting to get into power and Waste our money.... Buhari hasn't changed he is Dsame. .. He doesn't regret any of his passed actions...

U Guy want GEJ to join the Army and fight BOKO HARAM ....Some Nigerians are just ungrateful ppl.. .Buhari till 2019 My foot..

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Akanbi1509(m): 8:57am On Jan 10, 2015
it was issue of NO CERTIFICATE before. now it is PHONE NUMBER I think later it will be the man doesn't have TOOTH BRUSH. hmm.... what a issue baseless campaign from clueless PhD holder.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by OrlandoOwoh(m): 8:58am On Jan 10, 2015
charitybabe:
Buhari will never be the president i tell u, because i can remember some time back when he said he was going to make the presidential seat uncomfortable for GEJ.

How are we so sure that buhari has no hand in the issue of insecurity and other devious and mysterious deeds happening in this country.

To me i feel GEJ will do better this time, lets give him a trial, than give the seat to buhari who will do nothing but bring backwardness back to Nigeria.

Think about this
Why is it hard for you to think? It was Lawal Kaita, a member of PDP BoT that said Nigeria would be made grateful. If you asked Reuben Abati what he paid for making the same error you made, he will advise you against accusing Buhari.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Homguy(m): 8:58am On Jan 10, 2015
phlemzy:
When he ought to be campaigning by telling us the achievement of his 6years & the plans he has for the next tenure if given,he keeps narrating & raising senseless criticism against his opponent. No wonder they tagged him the clueless PhD holder.

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by doctokwus: 8:59am On Jan 10, 2015
Bensonite:

. Yesterday four of my colleagues were making 6 years claim and after I asked pertinent question they became stupid.
4-1(GMB-GEJ) thats how its gonna b that day.Need u say more?
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by sodiqrasaq(m): 9:02am On Jan 10, 2015
39 days to presidential elections. If you're voting remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12. ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise #21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise #21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise #21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram;
They Didn't raise #21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease;
They didn't raise #21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4 Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE. ENOUGH OF THEIR TRASH! NO WAY!! NO MORE!!!

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Homguy(m): 9:02am On Jan 10, 2015
dunkem21:
Una wan kill this man ni.

They want Goodluck to stop now but all these while, we have been labeling him clueless. Now, we all know who is clueless.

Tell Nigerians the truth, we are listening.

A man that cannot present his certificate cannot rule me.
you mean silly certificate that does not differentiate your dumb, clueless president from a road side mechanic? didn't you hear I read his campaign speech?

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by LaurelP(m): 9:03am On Jan 10, 2015
And u say dis man is a PDH holder
He can't even make a correct sentence, he doesn't know his tenses, he can't use one single grammar and worst of all, he's a joker.

So if someone doesn't remember his number, so wat? He spoke for almost an hour but cudnt tell us wat he has achieved for 6 yrs or his plans for nxt tenure.
Jonathan has failed dis country, there's no doubt abt it. I don't see him performing magic now, he can't offer wat he doesn't have.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Johnson84(m): 9:04am On Jan 10, 2015
GEJ is clueless, his posters in Lagos is talking about 'change' from what to what. So obvious he has nothing else to offer. [img][/img]

Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 9:04am On Jan 10, 2015
maasoap:
So, in your little mind, Buhari should have been prevented from contesting the primary election just like the same way PDP prevented other contestants against Jonathan during primary election? The last time I checked, Buhari contested and won, he wasn't presented. And I believe that if Fashola or any other person has emerged (not presented) as APC candidate, your vote will still go to Jonathan. Simple, I hate liars and hypocrites.
you see, this issue of name calling and attacking has eat deep into your bone, did you know who is a liar. can you prove that I am actually a liar. you should not be bitter, because I am not of the same page with you. it obvious that you don't have a point that is why you resulted to name calling, be wise.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 9:06am On Jan 10, 2015
gej til I die
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by anssy(f): 9:07am On Jan 10, 2015
[quote author=hyfr post=29659306]he said he will stabilize oil price. Read the news nigga [/q


how will he stabilize oil price? I ask again: is he OPEC?
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 9:08am On Jan 10, 2015
hyfr:
I hope he remembers to stabilize oil price
This oil price issue is an external force. No country can influence it except the forces of demand and supply. Nigeria is not the only oil producing country for it to decide to hold up supply to increase the value.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by popcykaylah(m): 9:08am On Jan 10, 2015
I swear this gej is childish...he that has his mobile number encrypted to his brain ...what has the phone number done to change Nigeria and help Nigerians ...
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by hyfr(m): 9:09am On Jan 10, 2015
Vig86:

This oil price issue is an external force. No country can influence it except the forces of demand and supply. Nigeria is not the only oil producing country for it to decide to hold up supply to increase the value.
your point is?
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by sammyomoh(m): 9:11am On Jan 10, 2015
See yeye president wey dey talk about fone num, he didn't talk about hw 2 make Nigeria a better counrty 4 his pple, well Nigerians don wise up. All Nigerians want nau na change.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Ahmeduana(m): 9:11am On Jan 10, 2015
Lumyboi:
Anoda silly talk. Dis issue of jail dey scare dem grin
#ugoknow.
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DISH OUT??
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by citizenY(m): 9:12am On Jan 10, 2015
[quote author=DonaldGenes post=29655708]Warris-this nah?


Is this really our President or am just dreaming?

Does he know he has Ph.D Degree?


[/quote


GEJ and his handlers are really desperate and making silly errors. Military regimes have no party,legislature,manifesto,voter,INEC to contend with. It is not wise to expect them to take the format of a civilian democracy.

Criticising past military regimes/leaders is just like Jonathan at his age complaining that his parents did not send him to kindergarten or buy a GSM phone for him when he was a kid.

It was really amusing to learn that my president, at this moment in history, is using a,coup speech as a campaign tool.

Babangida's coup, for that matter. I hope, for he will also read Shonekan's "coup " speech...

Jonathan is Yar'adua's Shonekan..... doctrine of necessity...

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by walecom4u: 9:13am On Jan 10, 2015
The first person that will enter Kirikiri maximum prison when GMB assume Aso Rock in May 29, 2015 would be GEJ...No escape route for Oga Johan and his team cry
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by ruggedtimi(m): 9:14am On Jan 10, 2015
afta readng abut our past head of state and leaders....buhari is the worst and most corrupt leader
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by notoriousbabe: 9:14am On Jan 10, 2015
Read Prof Tam David West;
"Religion is a personal thing and every man has the right to choose his own, or practice it the way he likes. Most of the sycophants that use religion to defame the character of Buhari are not even practicing their acclaimed self righteousness. Many of them are occultists. They kill and conduct daily human sacrifices to remain in power. Buhari is a man of integrity and I respect him a lot. But because majority of those who have looted this country to poverty are afraid to end up in jail or loose their ill gotten wealth, they chose to fabricate lies against Buhari. They hire hungry and morally corrupted scholars to do the dirty jobs on their behalf.
It is quite unfortunate that Nigerians buy all the lies they trade through the media.
This is the only country where people prefer to believe in a hear say than make a research. Only a minute population of Nigerians are willing to investigate an allegation before they draw conclusions.
Nigerians have resolved to be praise singers to corrupt leaders. We have failed to ask for accountability. Our conscience has been beclouded with religious and ethnic sentiments. Our sense of judgement and reason have been blinded by poverty. We chose to mortgage our tomorrow and the future of our children for the rice and a few Naira notes they share during elections.
All we believe is the roads, the bridges, the railways, the electricity they build only on televisions.
I always ask my self these questions:
1. Where are the roads? The Abuja - Lokoja road was awarded by Obasanjo's administration. He spent 8 years in the office. Then Yaradua and Goodluck spent another 4 years. Now if Goodluck is elected, he will be spending another 8 years. This will amount to 20 years and 180 km road is yet to be completed. Enugu - Onitsha road was also awarded by the Obasanjo administration and till date, a journey that is supposed to take 45 minutes can take you 8 hours if it rains. Enugu- PH road is on the same series. What about Uyo - Calabar route? Just to mention a few.
2. Where is the power? They sold all the NEPA to their friends. We pay for the light that was not supplied.
3. Our education and health system go bad everyday. Lecturers and Health workers spent more time at home than in the schools and hospitals as a result of incessant strikes.
4. The government failed to provide us with security. People are being killed everyday and yet government comes out to tell us they are in control.
5. Why are we pretending that all is well? It is only in Nigeria where monies develop wings and fly. $20 billion oil money disappeared and they said it was $10 billion. Forensic investigators were hired and that was the end of the story. N20 billion pension fund stolen and nothing came out of it. $9.3 million seized in South Africa and government claimed it was meant for ammunition purchase. The immigration scandal has also been swept under the carpet because the senate could not proceed with their investigation. The man behind the contract is sitting among the high seats in the senate.
Innocent people were defrauded and they at the same time lost their lives yet, we have a transparent governance.
6. Why are we praising government as if they are doing whatever with their personal money. How many people in their various communities have they provided scholarship with their personal money before they got elected? The reason they got elected is to manage our resources and not to loot us dry. One thing I know is that we will not have any meaningful development except if we make a change. Age or no age, Buhari is a better option for the present day Nigeria"

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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by nwaanambra1(m): 9:16am On Jan 10, 2015
DonaldGenes:
Warris-this nah?


Is this really our President or am just dreaming?

Does he know he has Ph.D Degree?



oh! GEJ! if truly u made this statement then i now fully agree 'themthem' that u r a full blown retard!

i cant even listen to your campaign speeches cause u always sound like a m0r0n and now u top it all up with mudslinging like a motor-park pickpocket! embarassed

Bokoharam is busy killing Nigerians in the north (more than 2000 Nigerians killed few days ago and many at Niger border seeking refugee) and GEJ still have the audacity to tell Nigerians to vote him again for continuation of this impunity!

how did we end up having such a f00l for a president! what have this country done wrong! cry
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by OLADD: 9:16am On Jan 10, 2015
phlemzy:
When he ought to be campaigning by telling us the achievement of his 6years & the plans he has for the next tenure if given,he keeps narrating & raising senseless criticism against his opponent. No wonder they tagged him the clueless PhD holder.

Stop ranting. Jonathan has been killing two birds (the Daura man and his journeymen e-warriours like you) with one stone. Apart from telling Nigerians his achievements, he equally seize the opportunity to talk sense into the head of your certificate-shy hero. Help Buhari out in the military board, you know what I mean.
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Frankiss44(m): 9:17am On Jan 10, 2015
muib:

Tell me who is clueless?
One is Operating a tab and the other pretending to operate a switched off desktop


One isn't operating a tab.... But rather he was looking at the tab like it's the 9th wonder of the world.

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