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See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 4:39am On Jan 11, 2015
After President Jonathan accused Buhari of not knowing his phone number because of his old age , APC fans did some research and found a clever response to the accusation . One of the reasons why I love blogging about politics in Nigeria ,such drama!

See it below :

source ; http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/01/apc-replies-jonathans-joke-about-buhari.html

Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by pacesetter939:
This shows GEJ understands the body language of Nigerians as we are set to return him back to Otueke come FeBUHARI 14, 2015 as he has completely lost touch with himself. After 6years on the saddle as the C-in-C of the Nigeria State, this is what the Chief Clueless one has to say to us.

Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by emaxadey(m): 6:03am On Jan 11, 2015
cheesy
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by PassingShot(m):
It was dumb of Jonathan to have even said that. Does he really know his own phone number/s by heart? I will be surprised if he did because that will mean he pays undue attention to irrelevant stuffs but fails to give necessary attention to worthy issues.

Stoopid president!
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by SUBMARINE: 6:08am On Jan 11, 2015
Kai Buhari

I hope you won't forget how much Nigeria generate yearly so as to prevent your ministers siphoning money
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by brutef0rce101:
Ahahahaa. Jona just dey misfire. Lmaoo

Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody:
Mehn, Uncle Jons misfiring this days no get part two. Even his own supporters are afraid, shivering and worried let their ogogoro master not misfire whenever he is with the MIC.
Guys, me is proposing something; "100 greatest qoutes of GEJ". E make sense?
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by bobo65(m): 6:24am On Jan 11, 2015
Lolz
im sure GEJ was just tryna say buhari is not only an illiterate but a dunce too

I dunno about u o
but wen I look into any picture of buhari...all is see is a military man dat doesnt give a damn about anything order than violence and killing

Yes he might reduce d disturbance of boko haram dat he started and some corruption practices but kiss good road...light ..education and any social activity good bye

And its an insult and also out of place to compare Einstein to Buhari. ..its like comparing marc vivian foe to ikedia
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by sheguy(m): 6:27am On Jan 11, 2015
Me too need to book also
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 6:28am On Jan 11, 2015
This guys have the nerve to compare a dictator to Albert Einstein
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Redoil: 6:32am On Jan 11, 2015
PassingShot:
It was dumb of Jonathan to have even said that. Does he really know his own phone number/s by hearth? I will be surprised if he did because that will mean he pays undue attention to irrelevant stuffs but fails to give necessary attention to worthy issues.

Stoopid president!
"Does he really know his own phone number/s by hearth? I will be surprised if he did because that will mean he pays undue attention to irrelevant stuffs"
Is this the kind of clown that is campaigning for buhari if so then buhari is heading for a big failure.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by kokoA(m): 6:33am On Jan 11, 2015
aguiyi:
This guys have the nerve to compare a dictator to Albert Einstein
and Okukpe had the nerve to compare GEJ to my Lord and personal saviour Jesus. Christ.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 6:34am On Jan 11, 2015
Jona Jona.....

Small minded man.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by bobo65(m): 6:36am On Jan 11, 2015
ilugunboy:
Jona Jona.....

Small minded man.
Actually d minute minded person is buhari who wants to share 5k to poor ppl

Buhari has such a myopic mindset
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody:
kokoA:
and Okukpe had the nerve to compare GEJ to my Lord and personal saviour Jesus. Christ.
Okukpe is one man and APC chose to copy his fcku up
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 6:38am On Jan 11, 2015
bobo65:
[s]Actually d minute minded person is buhari who wants to share 5k to poor ppl

Buhari has such a myopic mindset[/s]
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by IAMBREEZY: 6:39am On Jan 11, 2015
wtf!
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by xpac01(m):
Buhari has no problem memorising his digits, just as he has no problem memorising corrupt leaders. He knows exactly where to find them.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by PassingShot(m):
Redoil:
"Does he really know his own phone number/s by hearth? I will be surprised if he did because that will mean he pays undue attention to irrelevant stuffs"
Is this the kind of clown that is campaigning for buhari if so then buhari is heading for a big failure.
You no get brain? So you think all leaders memorize their phone numbers by heart?
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by SaiBuharii: 6:47am On Jan 11, 2015
Good
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by datguru: 6:47am On Jan 11, 2015
was that really a joke? Gej is damn right. I remember last time we met and I asked for his mobile, he asked his P.A to give it to me
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by eedris07(m): 6:48am On Jan 11, 2015
grin
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by adaweezy(m):
I also don't know my current phone number, very dumb of the president to make reference to
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Kenneth205(m): 6:48am On Jan 11, 2015
Lol
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Pangea: 6:49am On Jan 11, 2015
That was an unfortunate thing to say,
This man keeps on rubbishing the office of the presidency.

It always take a while, for me to memorize my number because I keep on changing it for privacy reason.

Can someone ask the Otuoke man to give us his numbers in Aso rock?
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by adebrave1(m): 6:49am On Jan 11, 2015
I was here
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by LMAyedun(m): 6:49am On Jan 11, 2015
GEJ till 2019

Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Acidosis(m): 6:49am On Jan 11, 2015
Buhari should give his own reply, bloody illiterates
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by stinggy(m):
Is johnny this dull? What's the big deal he was trying to make about GMB not knowing his phone number off-hand?

This man and his childish utterances undecided
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by ayukdaboss(m): 6:50am On Jan 11, 2015
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 6:51am On Jan 11, 2015
Albert Einstein vs GMB: †нε difference is totally clear....hapi sunday kiss
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by musb92yahooco: 6:51am On Jan 11, 2015
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!
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