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| The New Detected Disease, Called Jonathanism by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
JONATHANISM is a life threatening infection caused by a notorious, multi-drug resistant organism called GEJ. It manifested as endemic disease in Nigeria. Its main symptoms include; poverty, indiscipline, bribery, corruption, theft, insecurity, unemployment, pooreducation, bad roads, poor health care & no electricity supply among others. Thecurrent drugs found to be effective against the organism include; Atikucyline, Buharimycin, Kwankwasilline, Amechicillin and Tinibustan all available in APC Pharmacy nationwide. The Doctors in charge of spreading the disease were staff of APC hospital who left for PDP Referral Medical Center:1. Consultant Ali modu sheriff 2. Surgeon General Shekarau3. Dr. N. Ribadu. Some experts believed that high dose of Protesting can also eradicate it but with potential side effects. The most recent research has confirmed that judicious use of your PVC (permanent voters card) at the right dosage (2015 election) will surely eradicate all the diseases as well as their side effects. 2 Likes |
| Re: The New Detected Disease, Called Jonathanism by temitemi1(m): 12:45pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
CLAPTRAP!!! iamnewnigeria: |
| Re: The New Detected Disease, Called Jonathanism by okpamson15(m): 1:02pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
This can never make front page. Very soon that disease wil wipe the face of ur family all. |
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