Not funny

Johnnyessence:
Buhari is winning people's heart u are mocking him .d people's general is winning on every side u are mocking him sorry to d tanoid in d house ur time is up at d center our votes will remove Gej on Feb 14 Cos' Gej is selfish and clueless .no amount of reduction of fuel price will change d heart of Nigerians against his reelection bid forget sentiment here people are coming enmass to vote GMB and by d special grace of d Living God we are serving d will of God will come to pass.d people's general will win.

abeg how mush did they pay u

haha! Very funny. Yea, right.

Its just a sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep of tongue GMB till jesus come down from heaven to conduct election in Nigeria.

Johnnyessence:
Buhari is winning people's heart u are mocking him .d people's general is winning on every side u are mocking him sorry to d tanoid in d house ur time is up at d center our votes will remove Gej on Feb 14 Cos' Gej is selfish and clueless .no amount of reduction of fuel price will change d heart of Nigerians against his reelection bid forget sentiment here people are coming enmass to vote GMB and by d special grace of d Living God we are serving d will of God will come to pass.d people's general will win.

d tin pain u shaaaa

Johnnyessence:
Buhari is winning people's heart u are mocking him .d people's general is winning on every side u are mocking him sorry to d tanoid in d house ur time is up at d center our votes will remove Gej on Feb 14 Cos' Gej is selfish and clueless .no amount of reduction of fuel price will change d heart of Nigerians against his reelection bid forget sentiment here people are coming enmass to vote GMB and by d special grace of d Living God we are serving d will of God will come to pass.d people's general will win.

d tin pain u shaaaa

Very soon he will be begging for decamp by the time his paymaster is kicked back to his riverine community.

chinyere162:
This Fayose man no go kill me.What a swipe on Gen. Buhari!

He took to twitter to mock Gen. Buhari for calling INEC Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission.

Laugh don kill me here.

Source: http:///9N1

Maybe his brains could no longer hold water,he might be suffering from "lost of memories".

I can bet there are so many youth that wont get it right too. So he should STfU

This is a useless thread.

A slip of tongue that could happen to any body is now a an issue of campaign?

God help us come feb14,i dont know who to even vote.
My south south brother or my pastor so he can bcome vp

gen2briz:
Ifayose........ Face your elected post. Kindly better the life of your people.

Even that Amaechi... His own is heart breaking. Leaving completely his duties and criss crossing the length and breath of Nigeria... Please what position is the current deputy governor of rivers going for?

dustydee:
That can pass for a slip of tongue. How about our president that said he would build a higher fence for the Chibok school to protect the children? He said this in the meeting held in France last year.

Pictures or...

Evidence of illiteracy.FEBUHARI,if he doesn't know what INEC dat will put him power means then how will remember Reform Policy or "change"? Daft,skinny,gullible,about to die general

In a dream.....Buhari is sworn in as president....Q: Mr President: how again did u say you would fight corruption...Buhari answers: Did i ever promise you that...just look behind me ...do you think I can bite the fingers that fed me?

SOME QUOTABLE QUOTES BY PRESIDENT GEJ
IN THE PAST FEW DAYS AND MY TAKE ON
THEM:
1.“Go to the ministry of Agriculture to see the
level of development in the Agriculture sector”…..
GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, do we need to go to the ministry of
Agriculture before we know that the cost of food/
foodstuffs today, are almost three times the
prices before you became president?
2. “Buhari and other past leaders did not buy
arms for the military”... GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, Did our military use slings and
stones to fight the ECOMOG war?
3. “I am talking to those of you who are between
23 and 25 years”... GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, Are you saying those of us who
are way above 25 years old should go ahead
and vote for Buhari?
4. “I will create 2 million jobs annually if am re-
elected”..... GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, how many jobs did you create in 6
years?
5. “I will send 1st class graduates abroad to do
their Masters degrees”...GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, you finally agree that our schools
here are not good enough for people to study?
6. “If I jail every person in government, who
would be left to run the government” ....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, I guess it was FFK that spoke
through you here, cos I can’t believe you said
this…
7. “How much did Jim Nwobodo steal that
Buhari regime put him in jail”...GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, pls tell us how much does one
need to steal before it can be called corruption?
8. “If I go to Chibok, they will kill me”....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, if you (the commander in chief of
the armed forces) is scared to go to some parts
of the country, then we are all in trouble… don’t
you think so?
9. “Henry Okah was contracted by some
Nigerians to kill me”....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, we are interested in knowing the
people who want to kill our president cos an
attack on our president is an attack on all of us,
so pls mention the names of those who want to
kill you sir…
10. “My advisers are misadvising me”....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir Nigerians didn’t vote for your
advisers… you were the one that appointed
them…
11. “ I want to apologize to the govt workers
who didn’t receive their salaries in DEC.”....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir you apologized to them because
you need their votes, but you have not said a
word about the 2000 people that were killed in
BAGA because you know they are dead and
can’t vote right I see…. ,Ok.....#
Continue.....
12. “Buhari that can’t remember his own phone
numbers is saying he will change the economy
of the country”....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, this statement from you is too
petty and highly unpresidential.
13. “I am coming up with strategies to fight
corruption”...GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir what about strategies to fight
stealing?
14. “I will minimize terrorism if am re-
elected” ....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, You have been president for
almost 6 years ooo
15. "My Generation have failed you"...... GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, since you agree that you have
failed, don't you think you should be in jail, rather
than fighting to remain in Aso Rock?
16. "Vote for LIBERATION...... Vote for PDP"......
GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, You and PDP have been in power
for the past 16yrs, so you are right We will vote
for Liberation, we will Liberate ourselves from the
bundage of PDP.
17 "Our Economy is the Largest in Africa".....
GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, Please, don't say this thing again,
even a two year old child knows it's a lie.... its
the biggest scam of all time.
18. "The monies spent to run the office of the
first lady are from NGOs" .... GEJ
MY TAKE: Mr. President! Mr. President!! Mr.
President!!!.... How many times did I call you
Let me pretend as if I didn't hear this one.....!!!

This Fayose guy cracks me up!
Ekiti voted comedy.

Smh...nija I hail o

You can't imagine an illiterate old man to rule almighty Nigeria OMG..... Anyway na boko haram lolz

I join the laugh sef
He can't eveen remember tinubu name sef - Ahmed asiwaju he remember

plain wicked

if buhari shuld win...so many people will be in trouble chai chai...i think PDP shuld focus more on wht dey will do for nigerians if voted into power...not "buhari is an old man, buhari cnt read, buhari has cancer etc..i still remain a committed GeJ 2015

Is this all these pdp jonathanians could offer? . Supprt for buhari keep waxing stronger while PDP are busy mocking themselves. If you care to know, while you PDP are here saying trashes, check out this link https://www.nairaland.com/2100760/panicky-pdp-leaders-meet-jonathan. These are the real PDP that know what is about to befall them...No amount of this useless propaganda will change our minds, CHANGE IS INEVITABLE IN 2015. Anyway that is what PDP is known for, tell us what good u intend to do or you have done, nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!! all you can offer is running after Buhari looking for one thing or the other to say about him.

This man forgot what Obasanjo did to him eh? Same awaits him under #GMB

chinyere162:
This Fayose man no go kill me.What a swipe on Gen. Buhari!

He took to twitter to mock Gen. Buhari for calling INEC Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission.

Laugh don kill me here.

Source: http:///9N1

Can't we Nigerians vote for underdogs? I'm scared if any of Jonathan or Buhari gets elected oo.. I may not be in Nigeria, but I still love my country oo.

Everywhere fayose say dis nd dat,is it only him,am nw startin to hate the 16-0 govornor

This is real "Issue-based campaign".

ruggedtimi:
if buhari shuld win...so many people will be in trouble chai chai...i think PDP shuld focus more on wht dey will do for nigerians if voted into power...not "buhari is an old man, buhari cnt read, buhari has cancer etc..i still remain a committed GeJ 2015

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They have nothing to offer.The assignment they have on their table right now is to run after Buhari and find one useless to say about him, but we are wise.

iceberylin:

Pictures or...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0gqo4x984A

APC is in for another failure. I wonder when they will learn from their past. there are better candidates than GMB that should have represented the party as their presidential candidate.

Dat will not stop him from jailling corrupt politicians if elected..PDP is so scared n highly frustrated n they ve turned to cheap propaganda..