100Cents:


How does this one concern Jesus ?

Respect God even if you are not a christian .

Am a christian but I know its only jesus that can conduct free and fair election in nigeria. Sai buhari sai buhari sai buhari

doctokwus:
Jokes and politics aside can Jonathan and many other Nigerians remember the correct meaning of INEC? So what's the big deal.
Meanwhile Buhari till Jonathan even remembers he is a zoologist!

people like u. Am sure u must be a primary school drop out.

Anticorruption:
illiterate leader with cow rearers as advicers

lmao
This got me

Ladybianca:
An [/b]illitrate[b] who can't present his certificate coupled wit d fact dat is he is old, what more can u expect from him

GEJ till buhari stops forgetn little tyns includn his fone no

You are one to talk....

dustydee:
That can pass for a slip of tongue. How about our president that said he would build a higher fence for the Chibok school to protect the children? He said this in the meeting held in France last year.

Yes, it could pass as a slip of tongue. Its not a major flaw. Hasn't Jonathan said much worse?
But sorry, is this man a governor? This is so juvenile. Shame!

Ezemust:
wats ur language?are u from Medugri?

yes, from sambisa local government

prinznazzy:

he is 72...bt nelson Mandela d most celebrated person in d world as of Dis generation b4 he died, entered office 73.....u think u r wiser Dan him wen he was at dat age?...or even at d age he died?...if u ask me to spell my gf's surname nw, I'll still get it wrong, does dat mean I'm too old to remember or too dumb to kno anythn or dnt love her?.....in truth I dnt kno if d full meanin of NTA is Nigeria or national television authority ...n guy, I dnt fuckin care

And no one is putting you up for election so fck off.

Buchianom:
Don't blame the old general, he is obviously too old to remember most things.

Dementia is a sign of old age, he should retire to a geriatric home and not die in aso villa.


Say no to #5 change....

vote continuity.....

and dey want him to rule Nigeria

Abbey2sam:


yes, from sambisa local government

dies

Buhari is in trouble.

prinznazzy:

he is 72...bt nelson Mandela d most celebrated person in d world as of Dis generation b4 he died, entered office 73.....u think u r wiser Dan him wen he was at dat age?...or even at d age he died?...if u ask me to spell my gf's surname nw, I'll still get it wrong, does dat mean I'm too old to remember or too dumb to kno anythn or dnt love her?.....in truth I dnt kno if d full meanin of NTA is Nigeria or national television authority ...n guy, I dnt fuckin care

Can u compare madela nd buhari? He once ruled so what's he looking 4 again? It's just greed.

Amefrica:
Can't we Nigerians vote for underdogs? I'm scared if any of Jonathan or Buhari gets elected oo.. I may not be in Nigeria, but I still love my country oo.

please tell them o. The change we need is someone that has never ruled this country before otherwise APC=PDP

englishmart:
fayose should take it easy on Buhari.
Too much of anything is bad

But I'm very sure Buhari can't recite the national anthem

Lwkmdoooo ,,,, your own come worst sef

Rutheby:
Can u compare madela nd buhari? He once ruled so what's he looking 4 again? It's just greed.

some1 ruled n no allegation corruption wise could b attributed to him....u feel he's greedy?....if only his policy was made to stand for up to 2 yrs

Rossikk:
And no one is putting you up for election so fck off.

tel dat to Ur daddy

dealslip:


please tell them o. The change we need is someone that has never ruled this country before otherwise APC=PDP

I'm fed up oo eh.

answerme:


I can't stop laughing. Everything can be overlooked but forgetting your running mate's name...mbanu!

lol....Buhari does not know soo

chinyere162:
This Fayose man no go kill me.What a swipe on Gen. Buhari!

He took to twitter to mock Gen. Buhari for calling INEC Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission.

Laugh don kill me here.

Source: http:///9N1

The title of Fayose's story is " Lamentations of A Thug"

This is how Nigeria will be govern.

PStacks:
these PDP people are always so very foolish.


Independent "National" Electoral Commission.


Where does the "National" signify?

Germany or France or Cameroon or senegal..


Mumu people. Let me educate you.

The "National" signifies The Nation "Nigeria" and can be used interchangeably.

Am not in support of this 'taunt' but stop bringing up smtin that is wrong to defend a simple mistake. It's just a mistake and nothing more. So what do u call NNPC using ur theory. Is it national national or Nigeria Nigeria since it can be used interchangeably.

He no get certificate Na, how he wan take know, Abeg e

BabaO2:
He should be more ashamed and concerned of his presidential candidate Goodlock Jonathan's grammatical blunder of "how much did Nwobodo stole?"

While u will need to go for brain surgery

Cuz till date no video or anything emphasis this


Even the originator no longer use it better buckle up and no whstz trending

Buchianom:
Don't blame the old general, he is obviously too old to remember most things.

Dementia is a sign of old age, he should retire to a geriatric home and not die in aso villa.


Say no to #5 change....

vote continuity.....

oho infact mke e no hear english.... Change till keshi coach madrid

Johnnyessence:
Buhari is winning people's heart u are mocking him .d people's general is winning on every side u are mocking him sorry to d tanoid in d house ur time is up at d center our votes will remove Gej on Feb 14 Cos' Gej is selfish and clueless .no amount of reduction of fuel price will change d heart of Nigerians against his reelection bid forget sentiment here people are coming enmass to vote GMB and by d special grace of d Living God we are serving d will of God will come to pass.d people's general will win.

the only people buhari will win their hearts are nincompoo like you as for me I see more disgrace for that stack illitrate, I have always imagine buhari having conversation with the likes o Obama or any other president that is not an african leader chai buhari's blunder/taboism will be to much to hahahahahahahaha chai we are in soup this man cary disgrace and shame like medal. Calling nigerians to vote him so that he will decorate them with shame and disgrace pls give me biafra now and let buhari rule his country

Johnnyessence:
Buhari is winning people's heart u are mocking him .d people's general is winning on every side u are mocking him sorry to d tanoid in d house ur time is up at d center our votes will remove Gej on Feb 14 Cos' Gej is selfish and clueless .no amount of reduction of fuel price will change d heart of Nigerians against his reelection bid forget sentiment here people are coming enmass to vote GMB and by d special grace of d Living God we are serving d will of God will come to pass.d people's general will win.

How come you know the will of GOD?

chinyere162:
This Fayose man no go kill me.What a swipe on Gen. Buhari!

He took to twitter to mock Gen. Buhari for calling INEC Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission.

Laugh don kill me here.

Source: http:///9N1

Laugh. Take a picture , it'll last longer. I bet fayose does not know the meaning of some acronyms. Anyways. Even if he calls Muhammad a christian , Its still SAI Buhari

chinyere162:
This Fayose man no go kill me.What a swipe on Gen. Buhari!

He took to twitter to mock Gen. Buhari for calling INEC Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission.

Laugh don kill me here.

Source: http:///9N1

Fayose weather u lyk it or nt am voting GMB in d coming election Stupid tin u better face d pple of Ekiti. i wonder those dt voted u in nuisance ......

Isk:
lmao
This got me

even can most of our minister read d national anthem, 2nd stanza n d pledge fayose can u.

PStacks:
these PDP people are always so very foolish.


Independent "National" Electoral Commission.


Where does the "National" signify?

Germany or France or Cameroon or senegal..


Mumu people. Let me educate you.

The "National" signifies The Nation "Nigeria" and can be used interchangeably.

This is the height of daftness! Nothing compares to U man... Damn!

He's a general! He's unblemished! He's Mr integrity! Is it not a shame that he cannot show his school certificate and yet wants to rule a country of over 170 million Nigerians!

fx45:

This is the height of daftness! Nothing compares to U man... Damn!

Arguing with you is wasting my time,

I will just give you small assignment, then you bring it for me to mark and grade you, correct you where u go wrong and if need be, I'l spank you when u appear this foolish again.

1. Go and check How many Times during Buhari's Life Time the Name INEC has metamorphosised.

Even if it was a slip up on Buhari's Side.

Independent Nigerian Electoral Commission is not too off the mark.

When you make this kind of frivolities your selling points, then you people begine to appear more like people That Leaves the main Substance and Chasing the Shadow.

Q;Did Buhari pass a point of Not?

A;He did.

Q; Independent Nigerian Electoral Commission. Did u understand it was INEC or not.

A; yes you did

Q: why the fuse about it?

A; cos you are daft.

You are daft enough to poke fun at your grand fathers age mate.

Speaking of Grand Father.

Let's be very sincere and truthful to ourselves.

How many of your grand fathers got to where Buhari is as at today?

Let me go to your Father. Has you Father achieved half the feat Buhari has?

Maybe I should ask directly about you!

Where are u in life, what position have you attained? Who knows you?

So, it means, plus u, plus ur father and your grand father, a whole lineage, 3 of you put 2geda can't achieve is another Generation to come what Buhari has achieved in just one life time.

Just continue poking fun at the People's General.

#FeBuhari14 is not far again.

All of the indicators are already pointing it.

Nigeria is a very Big country that deserves more than Goodluck.

Nigeria Deserves Good governance.

Nigerians deserve change.

I'm For Buhari.

PStacks:




Arguing with you is wasting my time,

I will just give you small assignment, then you bring it for me to mark and grade you, correct you where u go wrong and if need be, I'l spank you when u appear this foolish again.

1. Go and check How many Times during Buhari's Life Time the Name INEC has metamorphosised.

Even if it was a slip up on Buhari's Side.

Independent Nigerian Electoral Commission is not too off the mark.

When you make this kind of frivolities your selling points, then you people begine to appear more like people That Leaves the main Substance and Chasing the Shadow.

Q;Did Buhari pass a point of Not?

A;He did.

Q; Independent Nigerian Electoral Commission. Did u understand it was INEC or not.

A; yes you did

Q: why the fuse about it?

A; cos you are daft.

You are daft enough to poke fun at your grand fathers age mate.

Speaking of Grand Father.

Let's be very sincere and truthful to ourselves.

How many of your grand fathers got to where Buhari is as at today?

Let me go to your Father. Has you Father achieved half the feat Buhari has?

Maybe I should ask directly about you!

Where are u in life, what position have you attained? Who knows you?

So, it means, plus u, plus ur father and your grand father, a whole lineage, 3 of you put 2geda can't achieve is another Generation to come what Buhari has achieved in just one life time.

Just continue poking fun at the People's General.

#FeBuhari14 is not far again.

All of the indicators are already pointing it.

Nigeria is a very Big country that deserves more than Goodluck.

Nigeria Deserves Good governance.

Nigerians deserve change.

I'm For Buhari.

Rantings of an ant! Stop sounding like a demented fellow. INEC is Independent National Electoral Commission. It hasn't been changed yet. Forget the issue of metamophorsis. It has nothing to do with the illiterate farmer not knowing the difference between A and B.... It has always been INEC ever since the coupist embarked on his futile and long journey into politics. Stop making excuses for an incapacitated individual who can't remember his fone number or the name of his running mate. The bitter truth is that the man doesn't know which is which and that's what it is.

And it all can be traced to the damned certificate! When a man lacks the basic prerequisite, issues like this will always come up.