― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.
I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living".
D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty?

I did about 80% of them...

I think its very hard to find a 9ja kid (born and raised) who is not a guilty of any of that...


Meanwhile GMB2015

i can't swell ooooo
i did 98%of it.

Funny enough....i did all

jideomowunmi:
Funny enough....i did all

All

dorlapoh20:
i can't swell ooooo
i did 98%of it.

Dolapo

Chai! Am guilty as charged o. I did about 99.9% of all those tins o. Chai! The indomie generation cant comment on such thread na.

LaurelP:


All

Yes ke...lolzzz

Oh my God, this thread is so hilarious. I can so attest to 90% of these.

.....lord....i just dey smile as i.dey.read am.....it really took me bk in time......those days sha!

am guilty of almost all of these things.

i did 96%of it.

the young shall grow

Didn't do them..
Was prayin rosary beside d forest so bush baby will not attack..
So that that my friend will not be able to initiate me by looking into my eyes...
So that when that girl in my class walks to rectors office to charm him nd get freedom from morning function it will not work...
So that when am fightin dat senior student no one will see nd draw circle around us to continue the fight...
So that class prefect will not write my name for noise maker nd I won't get flogged at break time...
For better absorbtion if I end up getin floged...
So that the mangoe I hid underground to ripe will not get stolen...
So that mama put will continue sellin only soup with free fufu...
So that dat indomie I soaked in cold water would soften fast nd swell up leme add d maggi nd chop...
So that d beans from refectory will not hav dat insect larvae again...
In my next debate when I land my point and ask 'Am I right' they will respond ur right!'...
And that girl will enter bush with me to do it so my dik won't pain me...
Dis was my own naija experience lolz

You are awesome. Comprehensive list guilty of most, those not guilty of aren't common in my area