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Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Mynd44(mod): 7:59am On Jan 21, 2015
UjSizzle:
I am convinced there are so many people in Nigeria who lack simple comprehension skills undecided

The vagina is SUPPOSED to smell for god sake. Don't you people read?
Do you ever wonder, when you watch movies with weird men handling used female undies, why they sniff it? undecided

Smelly vaginas does not equal yeast infection or Chlamydia or whatever for that matter.
Healthy Vjays smell. Unhealthy Vjays smell too. One is just less offensive than the other.

If you disagree then I'm sorry but you should never have sex again with a human female undecided

Please go educate yourselves.
Are you trying to say non human females don't smell?

*calls Tosin to ask him if that's correct*

cheesy
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by adedayourt(m): 7:59am On Jan 21, 2015
Nneka123:
I can't believe a man opened a thread to tell us or rather educate us on how to keep our vj clean, okay! lipsrsealed
Its bcus of the love he has for the female folk, tongue u can help him wit a counter thread nd educate him hw to maintain his joystk
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Odunharry(m): 7:59am On Jan 21, 2015
Ogbeche77:
Hahaha Bro.. Wetin I won still dey do with her contact now grin grin wink
we no see u for Manutd thread...
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by ak4God(m): 8:00am On Jan 21, 2015
Chukwugekwu:
Chizzzzzzzzzooooossssss I Don vomit thrice just now. .........

imagine something we use to suck and leak everything no no no no......


Thinking............
And some women want to be sucked?Oh God!!nO WONDER MAN DEY DIE QUICK.
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Swiftboy(m): 8:00am On Jan 21, 2015
Nneka123:
I can't believe a man opened a thread to tell us or rather educate us on how to keep our vj clean, okay! lipsrsealed
well I know why we should. Actually,some ladies smell good down there you know.
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by jokesmaster: 8:01am On Jan 21, 2015
Its High Time I Disown This Girl.... grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Nobody: 8:03am On Jan 21, 2015
Nihilist:
The vaginal cleanliness test:

When you finger a girl, remove your finger and move it towards her nose, if she moves her head back, please send her home with alacrity

So many fishy smelling punas in the world these days. angry

Ladies please keep your plumbing clean!
d hand wey i dey use chop?......
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Nobody: 8:05am On Jan 21, 2015
UjSizzle:
I am convinced there are so many people in Nigeria who lack simple comprehension skills undecided

The vagina is SUPPOSED to smell for god sake. Don't you people read?
Do you ever wonder, when you watch movies with weird men handling used female undies, why they sniff it? undecided

Smelly vaginas does not equal yeast infection or Chlamydia or whatever for that matter.
Healthy Vjays smell. Unhealthy Vjays smell too. One is just less offensive than the other.

If you disagree then I'm sorry but you should never have sex again with a human female undecided

Please go educate yourselves.
Yes, Vj smells, we all agree. But is it suppose to smell like rotten dry fish? sad sad
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Nobody:
SirShymex:
Apparently, most Nigerian women walk around with smelly VJs (that's NO NO for grown ar.se women), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The VJ is the most sensitive part of the female's anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your VJ stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no ad hominems.
Get lost! I'm going to reply you with ad hominem to feel your worst.

All these village primitive turds on Nairaland that hasn't stepped out of their father's house feeling funky.

He never fails to brag - Nigerian women my asss. Better get out of your poverty stricken household before bragging.
About Nigerian women, pass the advise to ya' female relatives.
You know so much about us and you don't stay in Nigeria.
You think you're speaking to a dumbo. Oniranu
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by ak4God(m): 8:06am On Jan 21, 2015
DavidClark1975:
I always let her take a shower, before going down :p
Stop digging ur grave early,Pussy is meant to be bleeped and not to be sucked like tomtom.Dont be deceived.Pussy suckers re liable to die young.No wonder most men dont live long nowadays.Bewarned!!!
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Nobody: 8:07am On Jan 21, 2015
Odunharry:
we no see u for Manutd thread...
I go sign in back from next weekend.. On self declared hiatus.
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by UjSizzle(f): 8:09am On Jan 21, 2015
Mynd44:
Are you trying to say non human females don't smell?

*calls Tosin to ask him if that's correct*

cheesy
Loool! Who I go ask na? They can try their luck there tongue
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Defcon1(m): 8:11am On Jan 21, 2015
Babymama1:
This is from that article
Those of you making a fuss about the vagina need to gravitate towards your fellow men which seems to be where some of you truly belong from what I see.
If you doubt the writer go sniff your mama's own or her used panties
Madam,your position on this issue,surprising l might add,kind of insinuates that it's unmanly,even gay,for a man to take up gynaecology.
What if the Op was a health professional?
Would it still be "unmanly and gay" for him to provide tips on women's health?
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by jingh(f): 8:17am On Jan 21, 2015
menix:
Indirect insult..
Smh..
sorry just short of explainable word
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by maxmyluv(m): 8:17am On Jan 21, 2015
Nneka123:
should i stop using my vaginal wash? water doesn't really do all the job! undecided
Yes u better stop it now. Use clean water alone.
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Kingsasian(m): 8:24am On Jan 21, 2015
I love the odour, especially in the mornings. It makes me go wild....lol
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by killuminati(m): 8:26am On Jan 21, 2015
Why girls too dirty like dis sef!huh

And them go want make pesin lick their toto for them! huh Mstewwww!
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by hensben(m): 8:28am On Jan 21, 2015
UjSizzle:
undecided Then you should stay away from threads with VAGINAS boldly displayed on them.
Unless of course you can't because men are a lot more obsessed with the female anatomy than the women themselves.
yes! I can, its just a matter of self control...i am only obsess with booobs and women face expression( either they are smiling or angry).
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by AfricanApple(f): 8:32am On Jan 21, 2015
UjSizzle:
I am convinced there are so many people in Nigeria who lack simple comprehension skills undecided

The vagina is SUPPOSED to smell for god sake. Don't you people read?
Do you ever wonder, when you watch movies with weird men handling used female undies, why they sniff it? undecided

Smelly vaginas does not equal yeast infection or Chlamydia or whatever for that matter.
Healthy Vjays smell. Unhealthy Vjays smell too. One is just less offensive than the other.

If you disagree then I'm sorry but you should never have sex again with a human female undecided

Please go educate yourselves.
tell them o sister. enlighten them. no matter how you even wash it, it must smell it'd own peculiar smell.
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Mynd44(mod): 8:36am On Jan 21, 2015
UjSizzle:
Loool! Who I go ask na? They can try their luck there tongue
According to him, they smell too.

So if anyone is worried about the smell down there. Become gay, monosexual or die without sex.

Hey Uju baby *winks*

Make I no talk wetin go make them ban me
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Lagusta(m): 8:42am On Jan 21, 2015
cytochromeC:
grin grin..haba bro, easy on the ladies! May I never cross path with a lady who wears her pants for 6months without washing! Ever come across them?
Some patients have confessed to that.....
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Lagusta(m): 8:45am On Jan 21, 2015
UjSizzle:
I am convinced there are so many people in Nigeria who lack simple comprehension skills undecided

The vagina is SUPPOSED to smell for god sake. Don't you people read?
Do you ever wonder, when you watch movies with weird men handling used female undies, why they sniff it? undecided

Smelly vaginas does not equal yeast infection or Chlamydia or whatever for that matter.
Healthy Vjays smell. Unhealthy Vjays smell too. One is just less offensive than the other.

If you disagree then I'm sorry but you should never have sex again with a human female undecided

Please go educate yourselves.
A healthy vaj may have a slight whiff, but it must never have a foul smelling odour....
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by josite: 8:47am On Jan 21, 2015
this nairaland will soon rubbished itself out of existence.what kind of topic is this?
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Nobody: 8:47am On Jan 21, 2015
bayocanny:
Good info make I sharply alert chika about this write up cus I don dey plan to nack am tonight, so as to not bring odour pussy for me this evening oo make e no spoil my 45minutes matche
45min$......d tin much na haha
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Nobody: 8:49am On Jan 21, 2015
naijanoni:
1/f=2t
olodo
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Eyepencil: 8:49am On Jan 21, 2015
Nneka123:
But plain water doesn't do all the job na undecided, what about when one is on her period, will i be using only water embarassed
Kai! For dis early morning, i don die eeee
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by omonnakoda: 8:52am On Jan 21, 2015
I don't have a vagina do I need to find one to cleanhuh
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by josite:
AfricanApple:
tell them o sister. enlighten them. no matter how you even wash it, it must smell it'd own peculiar smell.
this is certainly wrong
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Hilles(m): 8:55am On Jan 21, 2015
[/b][b]“The vagina
contains more bacteria than anywhere else in the body after the
bowel, but the bacteria are there for a reason.”

cunninglingus lipsrsealed .. hell no not me not anymore!! huh
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by UjSizzle(f): 8:56am On Jan 21, 2015
Lagusta:
A healthy vaj may have a slight whiff, but it must never have a foul smelling odour....
And a 'slight whiff' doesn't qualify as 'smell'?
Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by XSCOBER2: 8:58am On Jan 21, 2015
This thread sef, ookay!!!
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