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Hello, today I will be lecturing you guys how to take proper care of the anus... This post is directed to both the males and females in here.

You see, some people don't actually know the importance of their shit hole, If there was no shit hole, there wouldn't have being anything known as anal sex. Imaging if you shit from your mouth... ( yuck right?)

How to take care of our beloved anus.

1. Remember to clean your anus after a round of shit (defeacation)
You see, allowing dry pieces of shit to gum at the edges of the anus is one bad habit many people exhibit.. This in turn, transform to bad odour with great ooze if not wiped in a long while.

2. Say No to anal penetration.
The ladies think allowing guys to slide their slot in their anus instead of the v.G is one great way to avoid pregnancy during sex, I tell you, this will widen the hole of your anus and might likely make you vulnerable to diseases if you use a public latrine or a non modern toilet.

3. Always change your underwears/boxers.
Most girls can wear one panties for one week... The teenagers practice this act.. Even some guys only have one boxers.. (Shhi). Wearing one boxers/panties expose your beloved anus to disease like crocro and ass_ scratching ( Yea, scratching of the annus regularly is a disease). Try to watch and change your undies regularly.

4. Remember to wash your anuss with soap and clean water when bathing
Yes, this is one rule you must not joke with. Your anus is a precious jewel. Use soap and sponge to brush it when bathing.. This gives you that cool feeling and makes you relax in chair well.

5. Shave them off!
Yes, always shave the hairs in your anus. Some guys allow the hair in their ax to grow even longer than the hair on their head. Shaving of the hairs in your anuss tends to reduce the rate of anall scratching and anall discomfort. Buy good shaves and shave it all off.

Guys, just follow this steps and thank me later...

Of course you can always add yours.

Was expected!!

DeCritique:
Was expected!!

What dude?
Are you booking space?
Thank god you know say this post go hit FP.

What are we to do wen we mess??

pure nonsense

zyzxx:
pure nonsense

u said my mind..... No need for me to talk again

jamex93:
What are we to do wen we mess??

Put toilet tissue for nose.

zick19:
u said my mind..... No need for me to talk again

See him head.

alberto2k:
First it was Pvssy, peniis followed and now its anus, issokay, am expecting a thread for bo0bs to pop up soon

*Blame it on poor quality weed*

I'm gonna report that to Nairalanders Association Of Weed Smokers(NAOWS) asap.....

*** awaits thread on 'HOW TO KEEP THE ARMPIT CLEAN' ***

Na wao

@OP, nice one jare...

*Falls from ewedu tree * nairaland no go kill person

jboy73:
Put toilet tissue for nose.

lwkmd....

Or better still wash your yarns wit ass sanitizer

Hehehehe Not Surprised

zleemshaddy:
*** awaits thread on 'HOW TO KEEP THE ARMPIT CLEAN' ***

Serious? Should I create a thread on that?

Shawl001:
@OP, nice one jare...

You're welcome.
Some people don't just know the merits of their backside.

this post is particularly for guys

jboy73:
Serious? Should I create a thread on that?

YES can you?





















































LUBBISH

the first paragraph makes me think you're oGAYchee!!is the anusial region for analsex in the first place?I thought it's for blasting out sh!!t

o.k, I don finally read am for number 2

how many guy's yarnshes have you opened to see hairs?are you an American researcher?

No matter how much u wana kip d y.ansh clean....... It will alwz smell #fact

wow

hello guys

Lol this is funny, good one op

isotonic:
Lol this is funny, good one op

Thank u

nice one
no 1&2 though

alberto2k:
First it was Pvssy, peniis followed and now its anus, issokay, am expecting a thread for bo0bs to pop up soon

*Blame it on poor quality weed*

I think they need ma weed