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this guy i currently stay with can fart for africa

no respect.. and when u caution him.. u hear stuff like, my farts dont stink... wtf

i wake up with headaches on some days and i suspect its flatulence induced.


the only thing we do cooperatively well is snoring..( i blow the trombone, he plays the trumpet)

tell us abt urs..

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I've always had the best set of roommates and I pray it doesn't change this session .

eats my food bfr i return frm lectures... dat awkward moment wen my mind already dey for my jollof rice and i come back meet empty pot.

Hahahaha @ Kilokeys... U and your rummie are something else ...

My roommate Her matter sef dey make me laugh but the truth is that: No1 is perfect , and tolerance is the KEY...

You come back from lectures/IT work totally worn out, and hoping to lie down on a waiting bed .. Rather, you'll meet bras, panties, etc littered all over waiting for you to fold them .. I just push them 2 a corner n zoom off!!

Sleekyshuga:
Hahahaha @ Kilokeys... U and your rummie are something else ...

My roommate Her matter sef dey make me laugh but the truth is that: No1 is perfect , and tolerance is the KEY...

You come back from lectures/IT work totally worn out, and hoping to lie down on a waiting bed .. Rather, you'll meet bras, panties, etc littered all over waiting for you to fold them .. I just push them 2 a corner n zoom off!!

eyyaaahh.. different thingz dey o

rooqee120:
eats my food bfr i return frm lectures... dat awkward moment wen my mind already dey for my jollof rice and i come back meet empty pot.

and when u ask?

u hear stuff like,.. shebi its just rice..

my roommate would never buy Polish.. and use ura everyday..
shebi na just Polish 150 na..

my own no sabi cook... if I try cook na insult and curse the funniest thing is that he finish the food eat the left over and still beg me to cook anoda day.

kilokeys:
and when u ask?

u hear stuff like,.. shebi its just rice..

my roommate would never buy Polish.. and use ura everyday..
shebi na just Polish 150 na..

Lolz. Seriously, u'r on point. U go hear 'ordinary rice wey we get for house lyk 500 bags'.

rooqee120:
Lolz. Seriously, u'r on point. U go hear 'ordinary rice wey we get for house lyk 500 bags'.

lol.. the most annoying statement is,

hmm, anyway, i dont blame u.. if not for bla bla bla... i wouldnt even ask.
u should be glad i am sharing ur stuff..

wtf

kilokeys:
lol.. the most annoying statement is,

hmm, anyway, i dont blame u.. if not for bla bla bla... i wouldnt even ask.
u should be glad i am sharing ur stuff..

wtf

Hahahahaha. Still i luv my room mates and funny enof i am so missing dem. Wish we can do it ova again

rooqee120:
Hahahahaha. Still i luv my room mates and funny enof i am so missing dem. Wish we can do it ova again

its a training ground sha.. till u meet the ultimate roommate.. u r gonna share d same bed for 50+ or more years..

kilokeys:
its a training ground sha.. till u meet the ultimate roommate.. u r gonna share d same bed for 50+ or more years..

Dis is soooo true. Ultimate roommate indeed...