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Weird Things Room-mates Do by kilokeys(m): 1:51pm On Jan 27, 2015
this guy i currently stay with can fart for africa

no respect.. and when u caution him.. u hear stuff like, my farts dont stink... wtf angry

i wake up with headaches on some days and i suspect its flatulence induced.


the only thing we do cooperatively well is snoring..( i blow the trombone, he plays the trumpet)

tell us abt urs..

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Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jan 27, 2015
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Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by elantraceey(f): 2:04pm On Jan 27, 2015
I've always had the best set of roommates and I pray it doesn't change this session .
Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by rooqee120(f): 2:43pm On Jan 27, 2015
embarassed eats my food bfr i return frm lectures... dat awkward moment wen my mind already dey for my jollof rice and i come back meet empty pot.
Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by Sleekyshuga(f): 3:32pm On Jan 27, 2015
Hahahaha @ Kilokeys... U and your rummie are something else cheesy cheesy...

My roommate Her matter sef dey make me laugh but the truth is that: No1 is perfect lipsrsealed lipsrsealed, and tolerance is the KEY...

You come back from lectures/IT work totally worn out, and hoping to lie down on a waiting bed cheesy cheesy.. Rather, you'll meet bras, panties, etc littered all over waiting for you to fold them undecided undecided undecided.. I just push them 2 a corner n zoom off!!

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Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by kilokeys(m): 4:24pm On Jan 27, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Hahahaha @ Kilokeys... U and your rummie are something else cheesy cheesy...

My roommate Her matter sef dey make me laugh but the truth is that: No1 is perfect lipsrsealed lipsrsealed, and tolerance is the KEY...

You come back from lectures/IT work totally worn out, and hoping to lie down on a waiting bed cheesy cheesy.. Rather, you'll meet bras, panties, etc littered all over waiting for you to fold them undecided undecided undecided.. I just push them 2 a corner n zoom off!!

eyyaaahh.. different thingz dey o
Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by kilokeys(m): 4:27pm On Jan 27, 2015
rooqee120:
embarassed eats my food bfr i return frm lectures... dat awkward moment wen my mind already dey for my jollof rice and i come back meet empty pot.

and when u ask?

u hear stuff like,.. shebi its just rice..

my roommate would never buy Polish.. and use ura everyday..
shebi na just Polish 150 na.. undecided
Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by dstnd: 12:14am On Jan 28, 2015
my own no sabi cook... if I try cook na insult and curse the funniest thing is that he finish the food eat the left over and still beg me to cook anoda day.

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Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by rooqee120(f): 2:15pm On Jan 28, 2015
kilokeys:


and when u ask?

u hear stuff like,.. shebi its just rice..

my roommate would never buy Polish.. and use ura everyday..
shebi na just Polish 150 na.. undecided
Lolz. Seriously, u'r on point. U go hear 'ordinary rice wey we get for house lyk 500 bags'.
Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by kilokeys(m): 2:28pm On Jan 28, 2015
rooqee120:
Lolz. Seriously, u'r on point. U go hear 'ordinary rice wey we get for house lyk 500 bags'.

lol.. the most annoying statement is,

hmm, anyway, i dont blame u.. if not for bla bla bla... i wouldnt even ask.
u should be glad i am sharing ur stuff..

wtf undecided
Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by rooqee120(f): 2:33pm On Jan 28, 2015
kilokeys:


lol.. the most annoying statement is,

hmm, anyway, i dont blame u.. if not for bla bla bla... i wouldnt even ask.
u should be glad i am sharing ur stuff..

wtf undecided
Hahahahaha. Still i luv my room mates and funny enof i am so missing dem. Wish we can do it ova again
Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by kilokeys(m): 2:35pm On Jan 28, 2015
rooqee120:
Hahahahaha. Still i luv my room mates and funny enof i am so missing dem. Wish we can do it ova again

its a training ground sha.. till u meet the ultimate roommate.. u r gonna share d same bed for 50+ or more years..
Re: Weird Things Room-mates Do by rooqee120(f): 4:01pm On Jan 28, 2015
kilokeys:


its a training ground sha.. till u meet the ultimate roommate.. u r gonna share d same bed for 50+ or more years..


Dis is soooo true. Ultimate roommate indeed...

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