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Hehehehehe........ lol.....

Buhari go kill me ooo!

This has to be the most hilarious thread of the year..

.#still laughing hysterically

ok

XketchDesigns:
I expect guys to do things like this, but when a lady does it. It just shows how classless she is and a shabby job at her upbringing.

On the contrary Jennynkk is a lady with class that you can never match in this life time. Pls tell Buhari to show his certificate.

Jennynkk:
buhari breaks silence over cambridge result (PHOTOS)

See your prick-sucking lips. How many hot d'icks you dey eat a week?

killuminati:
See your prick-sucking lips. How many hot d'icks you dey eat a week?

Shattap there you child of Anger

Trut:
Shattap there you child of Anger

See dis idiott! You dey find free poucy abi? Nothing for you oloshi

I for say, very funny

Is dis the issue based campaign you promised usPersonally, I'm tired of hearing Buhari dis Buhari that? Market ur own product, tell us what you have for us, *enough of dis personality attacking*

hatbricker:
Is dis the issue based campaign you promised usPersonally, I'm tired of hearing Buhari dis Buhari that? Market ur own product, tell us what you have for us, *enough of dis personality attacking*

APC started character assassination, so they're getting feedback from PDP

**grins** Chei! This picture is the funniest of them all. **LOLS**

Jennynkk:
buhari breaks silence over cambridge result (PHOTOS)

[size=20pt]on a serious note; BUHARI IS ALSO THE PRESIDENT AND LIFE PATRON OF MIYATTA Allah (FULANI COMMUNITY) IN WEST AFRICA. HE ARMS THE WICKED BLOOD THIRSTY HERDSMEN AND ALSO SPRINGS THEM OUT OF POLICE CUSTODY WHEN THEY ARE CAUGHT. THIS MAN IS PLAIN EVIL!!!!! BUHARI CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA ***SPIT****[/size]

candidbabe:
Shocking Atrocities Committed By APC’s
Presidential Candidate General Muhammadu
Buhari
1. Buhari was in full support of all the
atrocities of
Sani Abacha against the Nigerian people. There
is
no single record of his criticism of Sani
Abacha during those dark days when Nigeria
was
on precipice. It shows that he is a patriot of
convenience. In fact On the 10th anniversary
of
Abacha’s demise, Buhari said that Abacha stole
nothing from Nigeria! Despite millions of
Dollars
recovered from banks around the world and
the
Abacha family signing a formal agreement to
return
over $1 billion dollars, Buhari still said that,
Abacha’s stealing remains an unproved
allegation!!!! Why? Because Abacha set Buhari
up
like an emperor and let him use oil money
from
theNiger Delta to develop the North without
supervision or questions.
2. He supervised the smuggling of 53 suitcases
filled with cash through the MMA against the
protest of General Tunde Idiagbon and
ironically,Abubakar Atiku, the then Director
General
of Customs, who later became the Vice
President
and a compromised politician himself. This
smuggling of the suit cases were supervised by
buharis ADC, Col. Mustapha Jokolo
3. That obnoxious Decree 4 by buhari, against
which truth was no defence, was used to jail
journalists, an attempt to shut-up the media as
a
whole. That tyrannical legislation of buhari
shows
the essence of his intolerance…..He jailed
Ndukar
Irabor and Tunde Thompson of “The Guardian”
on
stories that were factually true. He again told
Nigerian journalists then that, it did not
matter
whether the story reported was true or not, if
his
regime did not like it, the writer would go to
jail.
facts of recent history.
4. Mrs. Vera Ifudu, who was an NTA reporter,
was
sacked on Buhari’s orders as military ruler, for
reporting what Dr. Olusola Saraki had told her
in
an interview about how the missing, $2.8
Billion
money, while buhari was petroleum minister,
was
traced to Buhari’s account at Midland Bank,
London branch. In view of this, OBJ scraped
PTF
over Buhari’s misappropriation. Vera
eventually
won her case in court after providing evidence,
and
was financially compensated.
5. He convinced all the northern political
leaders
against allowing the National Identity card
program
because according to him, this would unravel
the
myth of Northern population majority.
6. He has never been able to account to
Nigerians
what he did with the 20 billion Naira of the
Petroleum Trust Fund of which he was the
chairman under Sani Abacha. Also, He has not
been able to point to any project he
prosecuted
outside Northern Nigeria with the trust fund.
7. Buhari, as part of his tribalistic practices,
placed
President Shagari under house arrest inside a
palatia mansion in Ikoyi, while he locked up
Shagari’s Vice, Alex Ekwueme in Kirikiri
Prison.Shagari is Hausa/Fulani like him while
Alex
Ekwueme is an Igboman.
8. Ikemba Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu,
another Igboman who had just returned from
13
years of exile in 1982, following a pardon by
then
president, Shehu Shangri, was as well locked
up in
Kiri-Kiri Prison by Buhari. Till this day, we are
not
told what Ojukwu’s offence was.
9. Buhari discriminated against persons from
other
ethnic groups/faiths; and as PTF chairman, he
employed an overwhelming numberof Fulani/
Hausa/Moslem people at the detriment of
other
groups and concentrated PTF projects in
theNorth.
If in doubt, read El Rufai’s book.
10. Buhari snubbed the same Nigerians he now
wants their votes by refusing to appear before
Justice Oputa “Truth and Reconciliation Panel.”
Despite the fact that Buhari knew how
important
reconciliation is to the stability of democracy,
buhari has never apologised at anytime.
11. Buhari after locking up Sam Mbakwe, who
was
governor of Imo State, from October 1, 1979
to Dec
31, 1983 in jail, he went for one of Mbakwe’s
wives. He established himself for what he was/
is
letting Mbakwe receive in jail, news of the
death of
another of Mbakwe’s two wives.
12. He is an Islamic fundamentalist, who told
his
northern followers never to vote for anyone
who
was not a muslim and he is a coup plotter who
overthrow a civilian government.
13. He is an oligarch who does not believe in
equality before the law. The way he jailed
Lateef
Jakande, Jim Nwobodo, Pa Adekunle Ajasin,
Chief
Ayo Ojewumi on cases that had no foundation
and
allowed Awwal Ibrahim, the then Niger State
governor, who was arrested in Heath row
Airport in
London with 14 million (Pounds sterling) and
several millions of Naira and dollars to be
under
house arrest is my evidence. (Ayo Ojewumi
became blind as a result of his imprisonment
over
false charges and died shortly after)
14. Against all canons of legal decency, Buhari
executed Lawal Ojuolape (30),
BernardOgedengbe
(29) and Bartholomew Owoh (26). To put it
quite
plainly, one of those three –Ogedengbe – was
executed for a crime that did not carry a
capital
forfeit at the time it was committed.
15. After the military government of Major-
General
Muhammadu Buhari took power, Prof Ambrose
Ali,
one time governor of (Bendel) state, who had
already retired from politics, was arrested and
sentenced to 100 years in prison by buhari’s
military tribunal over trumped up charges. He
was
finally freed when the Esama of Benin, Chief
Gabriel Igbinedion, paid a fine to
buhari’governme
nt. Ambrose Ali died shortly after his release.
16. Gen Buhari allowed Shehu Kangiwa, the
then
Sokoto State Governor from 1979-1981, who
conducted and supervised the famous
“Bakolori
Massacre” of poor peasant farmers, whose
lands
were seized without compensation, to remain
under a very comfortable house arrest, without
punishment or proper imprisonment.
17. In 2011 Buhari’s CPC loyalists massacred
and
lynched Nigerian youth corpers after the last
election. A refined politician is expected to
tender
an apology on behalf of the ignorant loyalists,
buhari refused to apologise. He said, the mob
were
angry because they felt the election was
rigged. Is
that sufficient to take the life of another?
18. Buhari pretended to have forgotten, his
CPC
party, rigged the election by registering under
aged
voters. He who comes to equity must come
with
clean hands.
19. On the 4th of September, 1984, minutes
before
leaving Nigeria for an extensive tour of the US,
Fela
Anikulapo Kuti was arrested at the airport of
Lagos
on orders of Buhari and was jailed for 5 years,
on
bogus charges under emergency law initiated
by
dictator buhari, which prompted the
sentencing
judge to later confess that, he was ordered to
do
so and apologized to Fela. Get Fela’s (Army
Arrangement) song for more expose’.
20. Mallam El-rufai who now sings buhari’s
praise
famously said on Oct, 5th 2010 that ” General
Buhari is perpetually unelectable because his
record as military head of state and
afterwards, is
a warning that many nigerians in the past have
wisely heeded. His insensitivity to Nigeria’s
diversity and his parochial focus are already
well-
known.” El-Rufai again said: “I was 25 years old
when Buhari was Head of State and now am
50+
and he still wants to be President, i don’t
understand that, i don’t understand that at all
and
I call on young people of Nigeria to take their
future into their hands and ensure in the next
election, they vote for a new generation of
leaders.
A leopard can never, ever change it’s spots.
Nigerians, do not be deceived,vote wisely.
Facts
and not fiction. Nigerians, behold the real
buhari

if truly you have heard the saying that "the pen is mightier than the gun, then you will know that all atrocities allegedly committed. Jo's govt is the of chop and chop and clean mouth, No country can ever grow this rate of corruption

https://www.nairaland.com/2116122/what-perjury

i need your inputs in the above thread

killuminati:
See your prick-sucking lips. How many hot d'icks you dey eat a week?

Do you have to abuse her? I think you can be civil. How can a reformer abuse women? The progressiveness of anyone that abuses sand shows no respect a woman is questionable

XketchDesigns:
I expect guys to do things like this, but when a lady does it. It just shows how classless she is and a shabby job at her upbringing.

To rephrase, guys are behind class compare to ladies hun . Amazing bullshit! That shows how shabbily intelligent you are. If you are a lady i can understand but if you are a guy down-casting yourself for ladies isn't classy. So get into character and watch your mouth you cretin!

LMAO!!! APeCians are in trouble. Jennynkk you are hot! keep it up, I ve got your back..

Jennynkk:
buhari breaks silence over cambridge result (PHOTOS)

Your foolishness na Grade 1.

Jennynkk:
buhari breaks silence over cambridge result (PHOTOS)

am nt sure you re a girl but if you are then you are a shame to womanhood
shioor
mod move dis to joke section

babadee1:
How childish can PDP supporters get. SMH.

So what do you call this?: https://www.nairaland.com/2043886/cut-off-points-admission-into

lwkmd!

Back on stage

Jennynkk:
Back on stage

Ha ha ha back on stage. The main protagonist is now in back on the scene, officially.


Clearly, all rumors of her departure were GREATLY exaggerated.


Oya make we see all the complainants dem. Show ya face now ha ha.


By the way, Jenny, if that is really your picture, all I can say is that you are just stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful. I am definitely in lust today. Thank you Jeesus !

I have nothing to hide. I am really proud of myself whether good or bad.

PapiWata:
Ha ha ha back on stage. The main protagonist is now in back on the scene, officially.


Clearly, all rumors of her departure were GREATLY exaggerated.


Oya make we see all the complainants dem. Show ya face now ha ha.


By the way, Jenny, if that is really your picture, all I can say is that you are just stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful. I am definitely in lust today. Thank you Jeesus !

Jennynkk:
I have nothing to hide. I am really proud of myself whether good or bad.

So that is you. Wow is all I can say.

Good thing you didn't post a bikini shot, or I'd wind up needing medical attention just from the sensory overload of contemplating the promised land.

Anyway, enough of that. Your sense of humor is as rare as your knockout good looks, and you bring to mind a younger, prettier Alicia Keys.

Lord have mercy. This woman is ILLEGALLY fine, and I ain't lyin'.

PapiWata:
So that is you. Wow is all I can say.

Good thing you didn't post a bikini shot, or I'd wind up needing medical attention just from the sensory overload of contemplating the promised land.

Anyway, enough of that. Your sense of humor is as rare as your knockout good looks, and you bring to mind a younger, prettier Alicia Keys.

Lord have mercy. This woman is ILLEGALLY fine, and I'm ain't lyin'.

PapiWata, I see you ooo, you take style dey toast de babe wey I dey eye since

Trut:
PapiWata, I see you ooo, you take style dey toast de babe wey I dey eye since

Ha ha yes I am a proud member of the Broken Heart's Club of Nairaland.


I know wettin I dey find quite alright, but my hand nogo fit reach each am lai-lai. Diariz God.