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President Goodluck Jonathan will be honoring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of the Federal Republic).

Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the the first lady to English language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected a lot of livespositively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and.forget their sorrows. This according to Mr President has increased the life span of average Nigerian.

Examples of her speeches include:

1) Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2) My husband and Sambo IS good people

3)I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE

4)My fellow widows

6) I traveled to abroad to rest in peace.

7) My husband is the best COUPLE.on earth.

The doctors are responding to treatments.

9) For those who said I speech bad english, I left them for God.

10) Ojukwu is dead, but hide manhood still lives on.

11) Na only you waka come?

12) On behalf of two million I donate my family.

13) Chai! Chai!! Chaii!!! Diaris God ooooo.

Don't laugh alone share with frnds.

hahahahaha! As they say 'smiling is the best medicine' she has really helped Nigeria truly

Can't still believe that she was a teacher with all her spoken English





With what lang will she be teaching her students self

Hehehehehehe i no dey oo

Looking forward to a first lady presidential debate ! Lolzzzzz

You didn't add the last one;

''I am riding with the coming incumbent governor''

MzLaurel:
President Goodluck Jonathan will be honoring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of the Federal Republic).

Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the the first lady to English language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected a lot of livespositively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and.forget their sorrows. This according to Mr President has increased the life span of average Nigerian.

Examples of her speeches include:

1) Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2) My husband and Sambo IS good people

3)I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE

4)My fellow widows

6) I traveled to abroad to rest in peace.

7) My husband is the best COUPLE.on earth.

The doctors are responding to treatments.

9) For those who said I speech bad english, I left them for God.

10) Ojukwu is dead, but hide manhood still lives on.

11) Na only you waka come?

12) On behalf of two million I donate my family.

13) Chai! Chai!! Chaii!!! Diaris God ooooo.

Don't laugh alone share with frnds.

happy birthday..... Wullnp...

ojaydedon:
happy birthday..... Wullnp...

Thanks oooo