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| “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by Sirfizz: 10:29am On Apr 09, 2015 |
Dame Patience Jonathan seems to be playing hardball with everyone concerned with a peaceful transition from one democratically elected government to another, as she has outrightly refused to move out of Aso Rock Villa, come May 29th. In an Interview with FNN, she stated categorically that she was not going to pack her bags out of Aso Rock Until The Elections for First Lady are conducted. She seemed to believe that the Presidential Elections excluded First Ladies, and that she would run against Aisha Buhari in a different election. FNN; Good day Ma DAME PATIENCE: Good day my pikin FNN: How have you been holding up since your husband conceded victory to General Buhari? DAME PATIENCE: I am alright FNN: Really? DAME PATIENCE: Yes na. It’s Jona that lose, not me? FNN: I…………don’t understand ma DAME PATIENCE: Is Jona that lose. My own eleshun never happen yet FNN: What election? DAME PATIENCE: Furst Lady Eleshun FNN: Wait, what??! DAME PATIENCE: Yes o. Buhari can defeat Jona, but Aisha cannot defeat me. My Gid will not allow it FNN: Ma there is no such thing as First Lady Ele….. DAME PATIENCE: Wee You Keep Kwayet FNN: Sorry Ma DAME PATIENCE: I have already print poster finish. FNN: Wow DAME PATIENCE: Yess o. Tell your readers dem to vote me o. They should put hand on Umblerra FNN: Uhm Yes Ma At this point she showed us her posters and we realized she was serious. http://fake9janews.com/2015/04/i-wont-park-out-of-aso-rock-dame-patience/ 1 Like |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by Nobody: 10:44am On Apr 09, 2015 |
Wee You Keep Kwayet  that's legendary!2 Likes |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by bokohalal(m): 11:13am On Apr 09, 2015 |
Beginning to think Jonathan conceded quickly to save himself and Patience from further indignities. |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by Isaac2009(m): 11:27am On Apr 09, 2015 |
Not funny  |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by bisten14: 11:40am On Apr 09, 2015 |
If I dash u an e-slap there! |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by ugia(f): 12:06pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Please kindly organize the BQ for her. She will make do |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by Nobody: 12:16pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha nairalanders |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by Elslim: 12:50pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by holatin(m): 12:53pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
laughing in a rewind form |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by Humblebloke(m): 2:01pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Sure, Aso villa stil needs you...... U ll make a good maid  |
| Re: “i Won’t Park Out Of Aso Rock” – Dame Patience by blessedapple: 2:12pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Unpatriotic Nigerians. Insulting their elders and leaders right from their mother's womb. It' high time we buckle up. No wonder the call for RE-BRANDING then |
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