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Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Odillz: 7:32pm On Feb 02, 2015
Just to ease and unwind the evening after a long day,share with us those/that thing you have done absentmindedly. smiley

Mine,
"pouring picked beans into nylon of unpicked ones" sad

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Nobody: 7:42pm On Feb 02, 2015
Commenting on this post grin

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Goldpeas(m): 7:44pm On Feb 02, 2015
was tipsy one night at the bar, I had my beer corked and yet I tried So hard to refill my glass..... all my other friends tried But to no avail....


couldn't help But LOL
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Odillz: 7:55pm On Feb 02, 2015
This morning,I had it in mind to wear simple sandals to work and I cleaned the one I anticipated wearing..
It wasn't until I got to work that I realised I had worn my bathrøom slippers instead of the supposed sandals embarassed

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by asadike(f): 8:05pm On Feb 02, 2015
Wore my nursing uniform to work only for a patient to point out to me at the OPD that am putting on d wrong side.

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by marshalcarter: 8:07pm On Feb 02, 2015
Lockin the gate my 4p.m instead of 9....
Ma p-man use shout kill megrin
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by 5minsmadness: 8:12pm On Feb 02, 2015
Cleaning a fish, threw the fish intestine into the frying pan and the fish into the dustbin embarassed

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Nobody: 8:13pm On Feb 02, 2015
I was about to leave the house and was searching for my mobile while I was making a call with the same gadget. angry cheesy

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Nobody: 8:13pm On Feb 02, 2015
5minsmadness:
Cleaning a fish, threw the fish intestine into the frying pan and the fish into the dustbin embarassed

grin grin grin
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Nobody: 8:19pm On Feb 02, 2015
i am absentminded of whether i did anythng absentmindedly .
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by jnrbayano(m): 8:25pm On Feb 02, 2015
Normally, when I will want to lie down on my bed, I dive to achieve that cheesy

One faithful day I was absentminded (threw caution to the wind) I dived without measuring well my body frame and I had a direct nodding of the wall. cry

Sleep quickly comot my eyes go far away to America go kak they laff me grin

The star wey comot my eye that day was both sunshine and moonshine cheesy

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by KanwuliaJara: 8:36pm On Feb 02, 2015
Try to knock on a door that was already open! cheesy

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Nobody: 8:37pm On Feb 02, 2015
Odillz:
Just to ease and unwind the evening after a long day,share with us those/that thing you have done absentmindedly. smiley

Mine,
"pouring picked beans into nylon of unpicked ones" sad

Ive done this too. numerous times. cheesy
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Chinum: 8:41pm On Feb 02, 2015
Tied towel to mass embarassed


Ok this is how it happened.
It was one early morning during harmattan in d east. Having had my bath, I tied my towel to keep my body warm while putting some things together. Don't know how it happened but I thought the unusual warmness I felt inside was due to my tightly fitted tube dress whereas the wicked harmattan was showing it's power lipsrsealed.
It was only when I sat down in the church that I saw the tip of my towel. Omo shocked goose pimples ran through my body.
To even stand up while others were standing was scary cos d towel seemed eager to disgrace me by falling off without warning. So offering o, communion o, I just stayed glued to my seat embarassed
I thank God sha, dat would have been a terrible scandal.

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by obiak4(m): 8:56pm On Feb 02, 2015
Chinum:
Tied towel to mass embarassed


Ok this is how it happened.
It was one early morning during harmattan in d east. Having had my bath, I tied my towel to keep my body warm while putting some things together. Don't know how it happened but I thought the unusual warmness I felt inside was due to my tightly fitted tube dress whereas the wicked harmattan was showing it's power lipsrsealed.
It was only when I sat down in the church that I saw the tip of my towel. Omo shocked goose pimples ran through my body.
To even stand up while others were standing was scary cos d towel seemed eager to disgrace me by falling off without warning. So offering o, communion o, I just stayed glued to my seat embarassed
I thank God sha, dat would have been a terrible scandal.
hmmmmmm laughing in French
mine was during a presentation was calling my lecturers class
oboy see as them de look me I thought wow these men are enjoying my presentation oooooo
not until I finished and it was time for questions ooooo boy see tougue lash
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Odillz: 9:16pm On Feb 02, 2015
Chinum:
Tied towel to mass embarassed


Ok this is how it happened.
It was one early morning during harmattan in d east. Having had my bath, I tied my towel to keep my body warm while putting some things together. Don't know how it happened but I thought the unusual warmness I felt inside was due to my tightly fitted tube dress whereas the wicked harmattan was showing it's power lipsrsealed.
It was only when I sat down in the church that I saw the tip of my towel. Omo shocked goose pimples ran through my body.
To even stand up while others were standing was scary cos d towel seemed eager to disgrace me by falling off without warning. So offering o, communion o, I just stayed glued to my seat embarassed
I thank God sha, dat would have been a terrible scandal.
grin grin
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Odillz: 9:18pm On Feb 02, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Try to knock on a door that was already open! cheesy
Sweety porArocheesy
I miss you o grin
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Nobody: 9:20pm On Feb 02, 2015
Odillz:
Just to ease and unwind the evening after a long day,share with us those/that thing you have done absentmindedly. smiley

Mine,
"pouring picked beans into nylon of unpicked ones" sad

i squeezed money nd absentmindedly threw it away thinking it was paper.

i absentmindedly dipped my mould of eba into a bowl of water instead of soup.

i absent mindedly dipped my hands into a bowl of leftover hotwater to wash my dirty hands.

i absentmindedly added sugar to soup thinking it was salt despite bodly indicated wit SUGAR.

i absentmindedly sat on an imaginary stool that has been removed earlier and crashed...
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by hayorbaami: 11:08pm On Feb 02, 2015
I wanted to prepare moimoi for dinner. I absentmindedly soak rice instead of beans sad. I didn't even notice until later in the evening when I wanted to wash the beans and prepare dinner .
We had to take something else for dinner.

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Nobody: 6:47am On Feb 03, 2015
-looking frantically for my pair of glasses while it's sitting on my face

-was fetching water from the well in the village and gisting. poured the water back into the well instead of bucket

-was driving and making a call around that lastma office in oshodi. stepped on the gas instead of brake.

-once gave my dad a love letter I wrote to my boyfriend instead of the list of things I needed for school. see beating!

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Nobody: 6:52am On Feb 03, 2015
mollytinrox:
-looking frantically for my pair of glasses while it's sitting on my face

-was fetching water from the well in the village and gisting. poured the water back into the well instead of bucket

-was driving and making a call around that lastma office in oshodi. stepped on the gas instead of brake.

-once gave my dad a love letter I wrote to my boyfriend instead of the list of things I needed for school. see beating!


shocked shocked shocked
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Chinum: 6:58am On Feb 03, 2015
mollytinrox:
-looking frantically for my pair of glasses while it's sitting on my face

-was fetching water from the well in the village and gisting. poured the water back into the well instead of bucket

-was driving and making a call around that lastma office in oshodi. stepped on the gas instead of brake.

God save you for this one undecided

-once gave my dad a love letter I wrote to my boyfriend instead of the list of things I needed for school. see beating!

grin grin grin
I can imagine

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Babe2sure(f): 8:07am On Feb 03, 2015
I went for an organisation test and forgot to write my name on the answer script!shocked

Actually, I was receiving calls while doing the test, some of my colleagues in some branches of the organisation I was working with needed some highly confidential passwords which they were calling me for while writing the test, the calls were from different branches so the distraction was much, even the invigilator complained but I begged him, I don't want to incur the wrath of my boss if he learnt I did not give out the passwords on time.(It will delay production processes).

I was the first to finish and left, only to receive call after walking a long mile that goes thus 'you did a test just now, you did not write your name? You have failed already o' I quickly went back, on my way I met one of the guys that sat for the test he said,'you tried o, you are the first to finish' I did not even answer him,only if he knows I was just going back to write my name on the script!

They instructed us initially to write our number on the answer script, that was how they were able to call me. And that was the only thing I filled of all the personal informations needed to be filled on the answer script, I absentmindedly went to answering the questions straight.

The invigilator begged on my behalf, 'that I must have been distracted by the calls I was receiving' before they could allow me fill the necessary information. It was so unheard of, it was the silliest thing I've ever done.I could not tell them at home that day.

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Odillz: 8:14am On Feb 03, 2015
mollytinrox:
-looking frantically for my pair of glasses while it's sitting on my face

-was fetching water from the well in the village and gisting. poured the water back into the well instead of bucket

-was driving and making a call around that lastma office in oshodi. stepped on the gas instead of brake.

-once gave my dad a love letter I wrote to my boyfriend instead of the list of things I needed for school. see beating!

grin grin grin
*Falls from curry tree*
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by freecocoa(f): 9:33am On Feb 03, 2015
Frantically searching for the glasses I was wearing.

My parents even made it worse by pretending to help me look for it, we looked for close to 5 minutes with them exchanging glances, giggles and sayiing stuffs like "we've told you to quit dropping your glasses just anywhere this girl"

I was almost at the point of tears when my dad came close, hugged me and said "Nne'm see the glasses on your face na" and they both burst into this uncontrollable laughter.

I vex sote I didn't know when I joined in the laugh, that story trended in my house for a while. I do miss my mum, she was mischievous and funny.

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by MamaDDD: 10:22am On Feb 03, 2015
I was breaking eggs into a bowl and throwing d shells into d dustbin. A series of thought was crossing my mind and by the time i realised what i was doing i found out i was breaking an egg directly into d bin. I felt so silly that day.

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Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by lepasharon(f): 2:24pm On Feb 03, 2015
Absent-mindedly applied nail polish remover on my face instead of cleanser
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Odillz: 4:49am On Feb 04, 2015
MamaDDD:
I was breaking eggs into a bowl and throwing d shells into d dustbin. A series of thought was crossing my mind and by the time i realised what i was doing i found out i was breaking an egg directly into d bin. I felt so silly that day.
grin
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by chival(f): 3:09pm On Feb 04, 2015
I wanted to take out the trash so I grabbed what I thought was the back door keys. Turns out it was a box of matches. I had already tried severally to insert it in the lock before I realised what I was doing. My husband laughed very hard.
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by NickiRoman: 6:51pm On Feb 04, 2015
HaHaha grin grin Funny comments. Looking for my shoes while i had them on.
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by Ewuro4: 6:54pm On Feb 04, 2015
Threw my dog's treat instead of his freebie in the woods to fetch grin
Re: Things You Have Done Absentmindedly by KingTom(m): 7:15pm On Feb 04, 2015
I had just inspected a patient for a colon, only to go back to my office and eat hot fufu with my friend. grin grin. Chai I wan die with vomit that day grin

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