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This Is What Newspapers' Headlines After February 17th, 2015 Will Look Like: by Lilprocess(op): 11:16am On Feb 03, 2015*

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Re: This Is What Newspapers' Headlines After February 17th, 2015 Will Look Like: by Nobody: 11:32am On Feb 03, 2015

in your dreams

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Re: This Is What Newspapers' Headlines After February 17th, 2015 Will Look Like: by jerflakes(m): 12:57pm On Feb 03, 2015

lilmaxfidel:
in your dreams

As in eh...this guy dey sleep with muscle.

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Re: This Is What Newspapers' Headlines After February 17th, 2015 Will Look Like: by Nobody: 10:20pm On Feb 03, 2015

Joker. It ain't gon' happen boy.

Re: This Is What Newspapers' Headlines After February 17th, 2015 Will Look Like: by hippyj(m): 11:40pm On Feb 03, 2015

Don't blame him,he knows and also said it's a joke,that mean Buhari will fail. grin

Goodluck will win. cool

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Re: This Is What Newspapers' Headlines After February 17th, 2015 Will Look Like: by Senjuchiha: 12:18am On Feb 04, 2015

Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them to close every door and windows so that
nobody can escape.they counted the number
of worshippers and they were 200.they told
them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of
names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats
your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next
pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and the first chorister out of fear pointed to
the organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is
a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if
u were in d congregation,what will be your
name?be sincere

Re: This Is What Newspapers' Headlines After February 17th, 2015 Will Look Like: by SFSNIPER(m): 12:42pm On Feb 04, 2015

I PRAY OH LORD

Re: This Is What Newspapers' Headlines After February 17th, 2015 Will Look Like: by phenzy(m): 11:00pm On Jul 07, 2022

Lilprocess:
1. "Jega declares
Buhari elected with 26.4 million votes! PDP
rejects result" -
VANGUARD!
2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst
election in Nigeria's history" (olisa metuh) -
PUNCH!
3. "APC in a
historic victory!". "Godswill Akpabio flees to
Ghana, begs for
forgiveness". - PM NEWS!
4. "This is the most rigged election in
the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned
immediately.
We are heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - THE
NATION!
5.
"South-south boils as INEC declares Buhari
winner.- DAILY
INDEPENDENT!
6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 senate seats and
65%
House of Reps. We are studying the
results" (Mimiko) - SUN
NEWSPAPER!
7. "National Association of Nigerian Militants
protests Buhari's victory, demands cancellation
of polls in 21
states" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!
8. "How Jega rigged the polls for
Buhari . . ." - Premium time
9. "Obama congratulates Buhari.
How many likes for # Febuhari

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