Here are 92 crazy ass thoughts every girl has when a guy doesn’t come:
1. Is he finished?
2. He’s just rolling off me?
3. Wow. Is he seriously just rolling off me?
4. Did he come?
5. I don’t think he came.
6. He definitely didn’t come.
7. Should I ask?
8. Yeah, he didn’t come.
9. I came.
10. Real hard.
11. I’m sweaty.
12. This is awkward.
13. Was it something I said?
14. Was it something I didn’t say?
15. Are my boobs too small?
16. Does my waist look weird?
17. This is really embarrassing.
18. Wow! #BLESSED.
19. This has never happened to me before.
20. Wait.
21. Has this happened before?
22. This definitely isn’t normal.
23. Does he not like me?
24. Is he gay?
25. He’s probably gay.
26. Does that mean I just f*cked a gay guy?
27. Am I to forever be the girl who had sēx with a gay guy?
28. No, he’s not gay.
29. He doesn’t even know when I’m stealing clever lines from “Sēx and the City.”
30. This is the worst thing in the world.
31. Besides that earthquake in Nepal.
32. God, I’m an assh*le for even thinking that.
33. Seriously, though.
34. Is this because I’m ugly?
35. I knew I shouldn’t have skipped the gym this week.
36. What happens now?
37. Should I jack him off or something?
38. He said he’s just tired.
39. Why didn’t he just ask me to get on top?
40. Maybe he is just tired.
41. Or maybe he doesn’t like me.
42. He probably doesn’t think I’m sēxy.
43. It’s because I farted in front of him.
44. I knew that was a mistake.
45. I’ve ruined everything.
46. He’s never going to have sēx with me again.
47. I’m going to have to become a nun.
48. Just so people think I’m being celibate by choice.
49. Or I could be a cat lady.
50. I f*cking hate cats.
51. Should I try to have sēx with him again?
52. Yeah, he’s not having that.
53. Why doesn’t he want to have sēx with me?
54. He’s clearly not interested in me.
55. Maybe I should have fondled his balls more.
56. No, shut up.
57. This isn’t about me.
58. Remember what Cosmo said.
59. There are a lot of factors that go into having an erēction.
60. And a lot of factors that go into keeping one.
61. And a lot of factors that go into getting off.
62. This has nothing to do with me.
63. This is his problem.
64. Not mine.
65. Girl power!
66. Feminism!
67. What if it is my fault though?
68. Ugh.
69. I’m having so much anxiety about this right now.
70. He has no idea how freaked out I am.
71. I can’t even say anything.
72. If I say something, it will either dissolve into a weird apology or a fight.
73. I’d rather shoot myself than have a fight right now.
74. I’m so tired, but my brain won’t be quiet.
75. I’m actually still kind of Hot.
76. Is this because I’m actually Hot or because I want to f*ck the pain away?
77. My poor pride.
78. It is so damaged.
79. I thought I was really good at sēx.
80. I guess I am not.
81. My life is over.
82. Should I just kill myself now?
83. Sex shouldn’t be stale this early in a relationship.
84. I thought guys only didn’t come when they were like 70.
85. This is f*cking bullsh*t.
86. Does this mean he won’t want to have sēx with me anymore?
87. Probably.
88. THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU!
89. Or is it?
90. GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, B*TCH!
91. GAH.
92. I’m going to sleep.

OP you get time

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And the two of una get enuf time to not only read am but comment put on top.

Like I give damn

OP pass me what you are smoking....that one is too strong

Why won't I cum for fuucckkss sake? This long post is for weak men.

who read am finish i stopped at 20 nd i don arrive

The weed is getting strong