₦airaland Forum

Saw this on a friend's timeline on Facebook and decided to share. It's hilariously true of Nigerians.

STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK: Enjoy!

1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.

2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NOooo! NA MY PAPA WHEN IM
YOUNG.

3) On your wedding, one idiot walks up
as you about
taking your wedding pix with your wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NOooo! NA MY MAMA CLASS
MATE.

4) Give me your phone number -
08034... ....THANKS. SO YOU SEF DEY USE
MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.

5) After answering my call; NA YOUR
PHONE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA YOU, HOW YOU GO SEE
RADIO CALL AM PHONE

6) I wan buy mosquito coil; E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.

7) After ironing; DAVE: NA THAT CLOTH
WEY I GIVE YOU MAKE YOU IRON BE
THIS?
Answer: NO! NA MY GATEMAN OWN BE
THIS, YOU KNOW SAY UNA CLOTH
RESEMBLE

while praying inside church; YOU
COME CHURCH TODAY?
Answer: CHEI! NAWA O! I THINK SAY
NA OUR VILLAGE MEETING.

9) You enter my room see light and
you no hear generator sound; SO DEM
DON BRING LIGHT?
Answer: NO!! PHCN STAFF GIVE
EVERYBODY ONE CARTON OF CANDLE

10) You dey inside your room hear
GOOOAAAL!! DEM DON SCORE?
Answer: NO!! NA REFREE DIE

11) You baff up finish dey comot for your
house; ARE YOU GOING OUT?
Answer: NOooo!! I WAN GO TOILET,
THE THING DEY HOLD ME BAD BAD

12) You see a woman breastfeeding
her baby; MADAM IS THIS YOUR
CHILD?
Answer: NO!! NA HER MONKEY

13) You knock on your friends gate and
she opens the door; YOU COME SEE
ME TODAY?
Answer: NOooo!! I COME CHECK
WHETHER YOUR DOG DON CHOP

14) You call your friend tell am say
dem dey take attendance; LECTURER
DEY CLASS?
Answer: NO!! NA OUR DEPARTMENT
NATIVE DOCTOR DEY CLASS

15) You bath finish dey comot
bathroom with your bucket; DID YOU
JUST TAKE YOUR BATH?
Answer: NOooo!! I GO SWEAT SMALL
INSIDE BUCKET, I WAN USE AM WASH NI.


Friends, Add yours? Keep it rolling....

Bisjosh:

Which one are you guilty of?.

See answer men

Am I on FP?

delightful1:
Which one are you guilty of?.

9 and 11

ShakurM:
Am I on FP?

In your dreams maybe

Bisjosh:
9 and 11

Lwkmd... I think I'm guilty of those too and many more.

Anytime u hear such a question frm anybody dat parson is a real nd confirm naija dude or chick [color=#550000][/color]

Funny