Was it not this same C in C who said boko haram are our brothers dah year?

Pathetic!

This man is a snake!
Election not war but you are turning it to a do-or-die affair!!
Not war kor,not ten-ten ni!!!

we only want change not war















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God bless Nigeria. God bless Goodluck Jonathan, till 2019. Where r those Anti-Jonathan? Come and make ur usual Anti-comment.

Koroaso:
The slayer of corruption.
The terrorizer of looters.
The defender of the masses.
The no-nonsense general.
The most popular man in Nigeria.
The political enigma.
The only politician who can get millions without renting a crowd.
The man with a cult-like followership.

The persistent one!
PDP's worst nightmare.

All welcome Nigeria's incoming president
President Muhammadu Buhari. GCFR

sorry for your life

y is he delaying his relocation to kiri kiri?

A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in the plane. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I can't die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said: "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was Goodluck Ebere Jonathan and he said: " I'm the smartest person and the only person that can bring change to Nigeria so I can't die now, my people need me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with GM Buhari and a little school girl. Buhari said to the little girl" take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. Buhari asked her: "How come?" The little girl replied: Jonathan the smartest person in Nigeria took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute.

Mr President, with due respect Sir! I want to humbly yab you, permission to yab Sir, starting from you El-Scum bag Retar*d Okupe, to Abati and the rest of your retarded Aides. Sir you've disappointed Nigerians and the world at large. We won't mind the 6 weeks but don't forget any pant in Aso Villa because we are ready to kick you out. #General March4Buhari 2015 = GMB 2015

chimsimdindu:
GOODMORNING !

MALARIA THINGZ

Prophessor:
sorry for your life

THANKS.....

GMB/PYO 2015.

Omooba77:
[s] 2015 polls not war but contest among brothers, sisters—Jonathan

President Goodluck Jonathan, has counselled Nigerians to speak good and peaceable words over the country, stressing that the 2015 polls is a contest among brothers and sisters from the womb of one Nigeria.

“I want to remind us all that we have no other country other than Nigeria and as we approach the election, it is wise that we speak good and peaceable words over Nigeria because we will have to eat our words, so let us make them sweet rather than bitter. We must see the coming polls as a contest amongst brothers and sisters from the womb of one Nigeria,” he said.

He urged political gladiators to avoid the use of threats and desperations in their campaign, noting that whatsoever be the outcome of the polls that victory should be for Nigeria and Nigerians.

“We must avoid threats and desperation as we make our case to the electorate. Head or tale, Nigeria wins. Therefore, I urge all Nigerians to join me in saying it is well with Nigeria and by the special grace of God, it shall continue to be well with our great country Nigeria,” he added.

He made this known on his official Facebook page, Goodluck Jonathan, which boast of almost two million followers. [/s]

Mr. President,Direct your sermon to your Niger Delta militants who are threatening war if you loose the election and to your sycophants like Okupe who are making inciting statements against Buhari.

Owk...e don talk e own...buhari wat of u?is it still true dat the blood of baboons will b unleashed?answer ASAP.

this man is a real phunk

MrIncrediible:
Unfortunately you and your party have made it war by making the Military influence electoral actions. President Jonathan is finally unveiling that dictatorship spirit that has

Are ♈όϋ now eating your words?
..I thought you guys call him Clueless, weak President!
I sMH for U. Rubbish!

Koroaso:


THANKS.....

GMB/PYO 2015.

GEJ

Prophessor:
I pity your life

Pity yours first.

UNFORTUNATELY, APC BLIVS IT MUST BE WAR AND WAR... THEY REJOICE WHEN BOKO HARAM MEMBERS ARE KILLING INNOCENT NIGERIANS, ALL IN D NAME OF POLITICS... NO DOUBT, APC MEMBERS ALWAYS PRAY THAT BOKO HARAM IDI.OTS SHOULD NT B DEFECTED. PROPAGANDA DRIVEN POLITICS... THAT'S WHAT THEY REPRESENT...

*Sipping Alomo and Reading this*


*through with the Alomo*


*gradually getting High*


*finally High*


*fallen asleep*


*chatting from my dream*



GEJ vs GMB season2 come MARCHARI

In other news...

I know a presidential aspirant who won't utter these words, even if he doesn't mean them.

Harrisonn:
Nice sir.

GEJ TILL 2019

the pics you posted doesn't make sense.. so his daughter should have looked unkept? or if I may ask is buhari the president of Nigeria as we speak?this post makes no sense!

We hv heared u presido.

Prophessor:
I pity your life

Really?! A pathetic waste of life like yourself pities someone else. Oh wait you're probably just high on paint fumes.

Okay...let's speak good.
Nigeria is a world power.
Goodluck Jonathan is the best president mankind has ever seen.
Nigeria has the strongest military on planet earth.
*Even my dog is rolling on the floor whilst laughing uncontrollably*
Smh

after postponing the elections ...he came out to blab as usual...

Prophessor:
GEJ

CLUELESS GUY WHO CAN ONLY PRACTICE DIVISIVE POLITICS......INCUMBENT STRUGGLING TO SCORE BY MOVING THE GOALPOST REPEATEDLY

soroptimist:
Who does this man thinks he is fooling with all these Catholitic pontification and Pentecostal homily of Peace?

Dont we know that you act and sound like a humble man but underneath the garb of his gentility is a heart so wicked and despicable


Keep fooling yourself Mr Jonathan..........


Change is coming to Nigeria

So you don turn babalawo to know weytin dey person mind? na wah ooh

Goodluck Jonathan always starts an episode of brouhaha and always ends up trying to play the victim.

Your plans are no more working u cluelessness personified

Let's March for BUHARI

GOODLUCK to you
GOODLUCK to me
GOODLUCK to everybody
GOODLUCK to NIGERIA!!!.

freshness2020:

Are ♈όϋ now eating your words?
..I thought you guys call him Clueless, weak President!
I sMH for U. Rubbish!

He's clueless and weak actually. We need his intelligence in making this country better for you and me not indulging in fraudulent activities such as this election postponement....we need his strength in defeating the useless group called Bokoharam not in using the Military to influence people's decisions in a Democratic Government.

Jonathan where were you when your henchmen were threatening Nigeria with fire and brimstone?