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The Wedding Test!!! by Funkychic(op): 9:09am On Feb 13, 2015
My wonderful girlfriend and I have been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. But there was only one little thing bothering me.......it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21year old sister in-law, she would always wear tight mini skirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she is close to me, and I always get more than a nice view.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over and check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. And she whispered to me that she has feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said; I'm going upstairs to my room, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door.
I opened and behold my future family standing outside! all clapping!.
With tears in his eyes, my father in law hugged me and said:"we are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms....NA GOD SAVE ME OO!!
Re: The Wedding Test!!! by Absoj(m): 9:25am On Feb 13, 2015
grin onisekuse grin
Re: The Wedding Test!!! by Funkychic(op): 9:30am On Feb 13, 2015
Absoj:
grin onisekuse grin
meaning??
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