₦airaland Forum

chidekings:
this is Suicide

But she's still alive

There was a time I bought beans from a food vendor on my street, and while eating I found sticks from "chewing stick" in the beans o. That was when I stopped buying foods from food vendors, but now erm erm erm.

Mine was when I bought a bottle of coke,as I was gulping the content,I noticed a creature-like movement. So I pause to check. Lo and behold it was a dead cockroach. I felt like dying that day but thank God am still alive. I wanted to sue coca cola company but I was pleaded to forgive them. I would have been a millionaire today who knows.

I came back from work hungry wen out to buy moi moi just to feel good and as I unwrapped it I saw a broken "KNOCKOUT" inside my moi moi...yoruba people lack hygiene..

cyara:
I came back from church boiled rice and spaghetti with an egg, dished out my food and quickly pulled off my clothes and balanced to eat. I had already eaten a quarter of the food when I noticed something black beside my meat. I pushed the meat aside to find out what it was, low and behold I saw a giant spider beside the meat. I almost threw up.

So nairalanders what strange things have you seen or mistakenly eaten in your food?

I once saw fish hook in my food one time. I guess the fisher man forgot to remove the hook after catching the fish, so it ended up in my plate of food. I thank God I had not swallowed it as food before I noticed it. Funny enough, it was a close friend that served me the food. I am sure she didn't know....... The rest is history.

lepasharon:
Twin egg

my wife is heavy thou! Lolzz

Kaymania:
hmmmmm...i am gonn' believe this because someone has said "Blessed are those who believe without seeing"

Lol... U really hv to.

RaphaelOjefo:
how u take know say na pubic hair??...LOL....my bro take am easy

My intuition told me that. Lol

olashas:


What made you conclude it's pubic hair?

My intuition never lie...

Behira:
abeg how did u kno its a pubic hair

It Looked like one. U know its different from the hair on your head.

wallflower:
Nawa for you o, how you take know say na pubic hair?

e get as e be like something wey commot frm that region

Amadaz:
My intuition never lie...

Some kind of intuition you have

Well, I found a dead Fish In My Egusi Soup Thiz Mawning

Bought a gala, having eaten it halfway, i found a dead half cockroach.... Which possibly meant i'd eaten the other half. I puked till i could puke no more

who's dis
Common 2 quote,u no fit



Sabi pikin come and teach me as i no fit

olashas:
Some kind of intuition you have

Lol... In other news, you're beautiful and I like you.

Amadaz:
Lol... In other news, you're beautiful and I like you.

I know .

Are you a fine guy?

olashas:
I know .

Are you a fine guy?

you can check out my profile...

Amadaz:
you can check out my profile...

You are fine sha

olashas:
You are fine sha

thank you. So, pls can u PM your contact.

Fried Mutilated goat on my rice... The stew seemed like its blood.


Gory.