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Types Of People You Will Meet At Bank Doors.

Visited the bank on tuesday
morning and met quite number
of people at the bank door so
decided to pen down my
observation..En joy!

1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the
door with their hands raised up
and their heads bowed down like
they have given their life to christ..
People inside will be like

''Oga enter the door has opened.!

2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they
always wished the door will open
and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other
day. A guy inside started yelling at
me..
Do fast come out nah,when the
door hasnt opened yet....

i was like come Jack me come out
nah..

3. First timers.
This ones dont know how to
operate the door,some will even
think the bank has closed,some
will wait for someone to comeout
before they enter.

4. The suspecious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
belt,necklace,w ristwatch,bangl
es,shoes,drop their phones,keys
even after much done they would
be denied entrance..

The security officer be like
''oga you be welder ? ''

5. The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the
bank and now with idea of how
to bypass the sequrity..when they
enter the door they would hold
out every metal object like
keys,phones outside the door
until the door makes attempt to
close.. When one door closes the
other must open.

6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone
in entering the door, even when
they enter alone they will want to
know how many people are
inside the bank before the door
opens.

7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door
and ask questions that one needs
to consult the gods before they
answer, questions like..

People full inside bank?

Them they pay inside?

Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?

Have you guys closed for work?

Them dey show match inside?

8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the
door and coincidentally two
people wants to enter from both
inside the bank and outside.. They
will keep pressing the buttons
vigorously like a game pad..

Which one are you?

Feel free to add yours!

reganvida:
7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door
and ask questions that one needs
to consult the gods before they
answer, questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?

Lol

Them toilet dey flush?
Them ATM inside dey vomit?

@op, some are gossipers, they went there to study what people are doing abi

AbuMaryam1:
@op, some are gossipers, they went there to study what people are doing abi

Study what people are doing in the bank without actually doing anything in the bank? I haven't seen that type.