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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by busyinks(f): 1:12pm On Feb 21, 2015
erisegun:
Gracyel and busyinks! Hw ar u guys doing*happy wknd*
@erisegun, ar u a monitoring spirit, sumone cannot rush in to peep in silently, u will sha see sumone embarassed
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 1:12pm On Feb 21, 2015
Owliver:
my battery don low jo. I don postpone am
chai! Chai! Chai! Wen I don set na him u cum 4k me up* bet y? Why? Why? Oh! *"singing in blackface voice" 'e dy pain me o'
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by richybanky(m): 1:13pm On Feb 21, 2015
erisegun:
o sori re omo yi* gunugun kin ku lewe,tori na,Richy!wa da gba,wa darugbo*ti e o ni baje* e karo baba mi*
Amin ooooo.. Wa gbayi Oga mi cool
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Walexsammy(m): 1:13pm On Feb 21, 2015
busyinks:

@erisegun, ar u a monitoring spirit, sumone cannot rush in to peep in silently, u will sha see sumone embarassed
the guy get mat here wey e dey use sleep
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by richybanky(m): 1:15pm On Feb 21, 2015
busyinks:

@erisegun, ar u a monitoring spirit, sumone cannot rush in to peep in silently, u will sha see sumone embarassed
I dey gbadun erisegun jawe, as u dey spam dere mentions grin keep it bro! grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sparkleRed(f): 1:20pm On Feb 21, 2015
sodiqyinka:
Yes, they have. I can't confirm the department for now tho.
Alrite thanks boss, and thanks 4 responding 2 my mails smiley...respect#
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:22pm On Feb 21, 2015
Moment I will never forget This happened in 2011 during sallah. The second sallah wey dem dey kill ram ooo. I was at Egbeda carwash area with my pal... Since it was sallah and I needed to eat the sallah meat I was invited by a friend at ilasa oshodi express way. So on the sallah day I dress up comot for house carry 1k say make I use am do transport go come. Na hin I enter bus sidon for front. Now the route we took was from Egbeda to sobo junction to I think dopemu going to ikeja along but before we got to iyana dopemu police stopped our bus, held our conductor because hin tamor the bus. Hope una know watin be tamor? grin hahahahaha that means he carry full bus kan hang the bus. Na so our driver pack for front dey wait make conductor settle police make we go. We waited for like 10mins its like the conductor was begging wtfk sad everybody don complain tire. Note* I had already given the useless conductor my 1k oh so I had nothing left. Then suddenly the conductor started running and then he shouted "Ikenna mo go, mo go" na so driver start motor... Now the conductor was running on the other lane while our driver was trying to catch up with him. Two police officers entered their motor and another stopped a bike and entered now they started chasing the bus ignoring the conductor. Obobs wahala don dey o. As the one with okada got near us he pulled his gun pointing at us we all shouted "abeg o abeg o no shoot"" he obeyed thank God. They he went forward to intercept us at iyana dopemu na so our driiver deceive am drive straight to the bridge heading to Ogba direction. The door of the bus fell but the driver couldn't stop he kept driving. By this time the conductor don miss. Our change we no see. Police dey come behind us. My 900naira change I no see. Ok na lesgo.......... grin to be continue................. grin grin grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 1:23pm On Feb 21, 2015
busyinks:

@erisegun, ar u a monitoring spirit, sumone cannot rush in to peep in silently, u will sha see sumone embarassed
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Bet y do u love peeping eh!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sparkleRed(f): 1:23pm On Feb 21, 2015
Owliver:
Moment I will never forget This happened in 2011 during sallah. The second sallah wey dem dey kill ram ooo. I was at Egbeda carwash area with my pal... Since it was sallah and I needed to eat the sallah meat I was invited by a friend at ilasa oshodi express way. So on the sallah day I dress up comot for house carry 1k say make I use am do transport go come. Na hin I enter bus sidon for front. Now the route we took was from Egbeda to sobo junction to I think dopemu going to ikeja along but before we got to iyana dopemu police stopped our bus, held our conductor because hin tamor the bus. Hope una know watin be tamor? grin hahahahaha that means he carry full bus kan hang the bus. Na so our driver pack for front dey wait make conductor settle police make we go. We waited for like 10mins its like the conductor was begging wtfk sad everybody don complain tire. Note* I had already given the useless conductor my 1k oh so I had nothing left. Then suddenly the conductor started running and then he shouted "Ikenna mo go, mo go" na so driver start motor... Now the conductor was running on the other lane while our driver was trying to catch up with him. Two police officers entered their motor and another stopped a bike and entered now they started chasing the bus ignoring the conductor. Obobs wahala don dey o. As the one with okada got near us he pulled hid hun pointing at us we all shouted "abeg o abeg o no shoot"" he obeyed thank God. They he went forward to intercept us at iyana dopemu na so deceive am drive straight to the bridge heading to Ogba direction. The door of the bus fell but the driver couldn't stop he kept driving. By this time the conductor don miss. Our change we no see. Police dey come behind us. My 900naira change I no see. Ok na lesgo.......... grin to be continue................. grin grin grin
Yaff turn here 2 story site abi, I will flog u nw u will see (˘̯˘ )
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 1:25pm On Feb 21, 2015
Walexsammy:
the guy get mat here wey e dey use sleep
lolzzzzzzzz*u no serious
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Walexsammy(m): 1:27pm On Feb 21, 2015
erisegun:
lolzzzzzzzz*u no serious
buh finally sha, ur observation dey make all those looku looku dey comment
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:28pm On Feb 21, 2015
sparkleRed:

Yaff turn here 2 story site abi, I will flog u nw u will see (˘̯˘ )
oooh am soooo interested in the flogging. How many do you intend to flog me? grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 1:31pm On Feb 21, 2015
sparkleRed:

Yaff turn here 2 story site abi, I will flog u nw u will see (˘̯˘ )
u ar wicked! In d meantime,lemme grab another bottle of kunu b4 oliver continue
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Gracyel(f): 1:33pm On Feb 21, 2015
erisegun:
my frnd go siddon jare* wetin all dis U.I students dy chop sef*una gud but not d best
hehehehe....U sef don know say na UI be Nigeria's premier Uni. The first and the best. loollzzzz....Duuuuh!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 1:33pm On Feb 21, 2015
Walexsammy:
ori omo yi wa ni be.....shame don catch my dem tongue
what did u say?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 1:36pm On Feb 21, 2015
Walexsammy:
Philip, so nah u dey snitch me like dis? Okay oooo
u know Hw been booless is ba?

hope u don learn hw to spell d name tongue
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by bodeskimo(m): 1:37pm On Feb 21, 2015
MR SODIQ: any update as@ nw, any sch wit additional list.. Mostly concerned abt Adeyemi College
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 1:38pm On Feb 21, 2015
dexcira:
. fyn o
Hws ur Saturday going
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sparkleRed(f): 1:38pm On Feb 21, 2015
Owliver:
oooh am soooo interested in the flogging. How many do you intend to flog me? grin
Ah! depraved mind! grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Gracyel(f): 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2015
ABDamola:


Gracyel, I laf in swahi!
U r alwz behind GREAT IFE!
Check d records ma!
Lolzzz
If I hear sir! You cant even dispute it and you know; because u actualy even knew the skool I was talking about before I mentioned it. loollzzzz!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Walexsammy(m): 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2015
kingphilip:

what did u say?
the babe head dey dia, she don already anticipate ur motive, shez nt giving in.....go try ur luck for onyi side
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Anugod(f): 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2015
erisegun:
waoh! Tnks 4 checking on ur goons*i usually notice u ar always observing*neva knew u whr already serving*by d way which state were u posted to?
I was posted to Lagos o...
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Walexsammy(m): 1:40pm On Feb 21, 2015
kingphilip:

u know Hw been booless is ba?

hope u don learn hw to spell d name tongue
Lols, ah don learn oo....Buh nay typo shaa
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by PlaybooyGANG(m): 1:40pm On Feb 21, 2015
I dey observe.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:41pm On Feb 21, 2015
Owliver:
Moment I will never forget This happened in 2011 during sallah. The second sallah wey dem dey kill ram ooo. I was at Egbeda carwash area with my pal... Since it was sallah and I needed to eat the sallah meat I was invited by a friend at ilasa oshodi express way. So on the sallah day I dress up comot for house carry 1k say make I use am do transport go come. Na hin I enter bus sidon for front. Now the route we took was from Egbeda to sobo junction to I think dopemu going to ikeja along but before we got to iyana dopemu police stopped our bus, held our conductor because hin tamor the bus. Hope una know watin be tamor? grin hahahahaha that means he carry full bus kan hang the bus. Na so our driver pack for front dey wait make conductor settle police make we go. We waited for like 10mins its like the conductor was begging wtfk sad everybody don complain tire. Note* I had already given the useless conductor my 1k oh so I had nothing left. Then suddenly the conductor started running and then he shouted "Ikenna mo go, mo go" na so driver start motor... Now the conductor was running on the other lane while our driver was trying to catch up with him. Two police officers entered their motor and another stopped a bike and entered now they started chasing the bus ignoring the conductor. Obobs wahala don dey o. As the one with okada got near us he pulled his gun pointing at us we all shouted "abeg o abeg o no shoot"" he obeyed thank God. They he went forward to intercept us at iyana dopemu na so our driiver deceive am drive straight to the bridge heading to Ogba direction. The door of the bus fell but the driver couldn't stop he kept driving. By this time the conductor don miss. Our change we no see. Police dey come behind us. My 900naira change I no see. Ok na lesgo.......... grin to be continue................. grin grin grin
ikenna the driver drove straight with full speed he nearly jam people sef. We lost track of the police men cos he went into that area wella in order to dodge the police. We got to a place where dey parked lots of yellow buses and then ikenna the driver parked there we all got down, now we demended our money back but he said he didn't have any money with him that the whole money was with the stupid conductor. The other people left since their own changes were not big. Na my own worse pass and I didn't have anything... I begin follow ikenna waka up and down oh cos I know anyhow anyhow he will still meet that useless conductor and I will get my change. We were both walking to the bridge looking left right watching every angle like arm robbers when suddenly we sited one of the police men. Now there was no road there it was just a residential area people walkin selling things. The police man charged at us and we started running. Ikenna dey front, I dey pursue am police dey pursue us. Well, I didn't have any problem with police but I needed that change. We ran and ran and ran enter different corners by this time starch wey I put for shirt don soak finish. I was sweating choi* till Ikenna kan see say this boy no wan give up oh. Ikenna brought plenty money from his pocket sad and gave me my 1k back. But why would the fool make me run with him na, ole no wan give me change b4. Thief... Well, I went back I saw the police searching for us but I dodged him by entering a saloon grin heheheheh. Go to iyana dopemu and continued my journey. When I got to venue I told my friend the story and dem laff me tire kan compesate me with amala and two big kpomo. Well, shi-t happens..... End of story smiley
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:43pm On Feb 21, 2015
sparkleRed:

Ah! depraved mind! grin
Looolz* hope you coming to the parry dear. Its going to be fun...
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 1:43pm On Feb 21, 2015
Gracyel:
hehehehe....U sef don know say na UI be Nigeria's premier Uni. The first and the best. loollzzzz....Duuuuh!
mind u the first University IN not the first University OF
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sparkleRed(f): 1:49pm On Feb 21, 2015
Owliver:
Looolz* hope you coming to the parry dear. Its going to be fun...

By God's grace I should make it, if my plans on being posted 2 lag work out well
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Gracyel(f): 1:51pm On Feb 21, 2015
erisegun:
Gracyel and busyinks! Hw ar u guys doing*happy wknd*
Fine segun...Thnks. I have never had a better weekend than this one. Wish u a happy weekend too.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 1:51pm On Feb 21, 2015
eunylondon:
Hello guys, it's been up to 1week since I came here. I hv been busy with one or two things. Really missed y'all. What's up with u guys? What's going on here? What's d latest gist? Someone should update me plzzz
doublezero7:
Hello people!!! I suppose y'all enjoying your weekend?

Still on the matter, its the #A15Party! Tickets currently on sale! Get yours for N3,500 ASAP! Holla at electronzeez!

Facts about the event;

1. Date: July 4th, 2015
2. Venue: A private beach resort in Lagos (Name Withheld)
3. Maximum Attendees: 300
4. Transportation: The organizers would make a means of transportation to th venue available to everyone who will be attending at no extra cost! Bill on the house grin
5. Accommodation: Considering the fact that majority of us would be coming from outside the state, arrangements have been made for peeps who don't have where to spend the night after the party! They would be lodge in a cheap but comfortable hotel room. Bills on them though!
6. Security: The issue of security is at the top of our priority! Therefore, everyone coming to the event is advised to play it safe or they would be handed over to face the law!


For the whole of today, I will be entertaining questions about the A15 Post-Camp Get-Together Party! If you have any suggestions, criticism or inquiry, pop up please!

Thanks.

007 representing The #A15Party Organizing Comm.
eunylondon na this one be the latest o

if u have any questions suggestions n opinion, just copy doublezero7
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 1:53pm On Feb 21, 2015
Owliver:
ikenna the driver drove straight with full speed he nearly jam people sef. We lost track of the police men cos he went into that area wella in order to dodge the police. We got to a place where dey parked lots of yellow buses and then ikenna the driver parked there we all got down, now we demended our money back but he said he didn't have any money with him that the whole money was with the stupid conductor. The other people left since their own changes were not big. Na my own worse pass and I didn't have anything... I begin follow ikenna waka up and down oh cos I know anyhow anyhow he will still meet that useless conductor and I will get my change. We were both walking to the bridge looking left right watching every angle like arm robbers when suddenly we sited one of the police men. Now there was no road there it was just a residential area people walkin selling things. The police man charged at us and we started running. Ikenna dey front, I dey pursue am police dey pursue us. Well, I didn't have any problem with police but I needed that change. We ran and ran and ran enter different corners by this time starch wey I put for shirt don soak finish. I was sweating choi* till Ikenna kan see say this boy no wan give up oh. Ikenna brought plenty money from his pocket sad and gave me my 1k back. But why would the fool make me run with him na, ole no wan give me change b4. Thief... Well, I went back I saw the police searching for us but I dodged him by entering a saloon grin heheheheh. Go to iyana dopemu and continued my journey. When I got to venue I told my friend the story and dem laff me tire kan compesate me with amala and two big kpomo. Well, shi-t happens..... End of story smiley
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah*bruce lee laff* o boy u suffer dat day o* wen d driver wan giv u d money,him go talk inside him mind say "Werey le leyi sha! oloshi o fe fi change e le, sha gba,ki o ko werey e siwaju. Makoba mi"
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Homguy(m): 1:53pm On Feb 21, 2015
Gracyel:
The First and The Best University!....The Premier University!
I guess you meant Ife. I was at UI some days ago, and I think its a beautiful school. devoid of radicalism and "ever" consciousness like Oau. cool lovely hostels too.

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