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Funny Nigeria Politicians! by Zakkyoz(op): 9:33pm On Feb 22, 2015
(1) When they loot money, they keep it in
Switzerland;
(2) When sick, they go to Germany;
(3) When investing, they go to America;
(4) When buying mansions, they visit
London;
(5) When shopping they go to Dubai;
(6) When on holidays, they visit Paris or
Bahamas;
(7) Quality education for their children, they
select Europe;
(cool When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia
or Jerusalem;
BUT when they DIE, they all want to be
BURIED in NIGERIA. Part of their will on the
critical hospital bed in Germany reads:
"Return me home when I breath no more.
Burry me in my fatherland, the land of my
ancestors. That is where I belong. Indeed,
there is no place like home."
Abeg help me ask them, NIGERIA NA
CEMENTRY?
Re: Funny Nigeria Politicians! by temitemi1(m): 9:37pm On Feb 22, 2015
GEJ till 2019 cheesy grin grin
Re: Funny Nigeria Politicians! by IfyAwazie(f): 9:40pm On Feb 22, 2015
Its not just the politicians but the Rich.
Re: Funny Nigeria Politicians! by Omoalhaja7: 9:42pm On Feb 22, 2015
Dont worry, my GMB will end this rugged & hydra-headed menace exhibited by our polithieficians once he gets to power come May 29 wink. I assure you that

#SaiBuhari
Re: Funny Nigeria Politicians! by ishiamu(m): 9:52pm On Feb 22, 2015
Omoalhaja7:
Dont worry, my GMB will end this rugged & hydra-headed menace exhibited by our polithieficians once he gets to power come May 29 wink. I assure you that

#SaiBuhari
Future impossible tense my brother meanwhile let me give you this for charity

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