Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse! - Jokes Etc

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Easy Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse! by adepiero(op): 4:07pm On Feb 22, 2015

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!

3. You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!

4. So now ur drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us.

5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.

6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!

7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience.

8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's over.

9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our children to be short? It's OVER.

10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the icecream. U don't care abt me. It's over.

11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park ur things!
Happy Sunday peepz