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I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 6:49pm On Feb 23, 2015

I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts me..right here in my heart. I never planned of having an affair with any other woman at all. Last week, I went to visit her but she wasn't at home. Her step sister, Nkiru, told me to wait for her instead of going back to my place. I agreed.

Few minutes later, she called me to help take cornflakes and vegetable from the upper counter claiming that she was hungry. She was putting on only a long sleeve, as she stretches I could easily see her puss.y but I had to play blind. As I was trying to help out, she started rubbing her bre..asf against my back, I turned..we started kissing..carried her to her room and made love to her.

She called me few hours ago that she's pregnant

I think I'm in love with her now. Have a relationship with her and her sister or cover up the se.x and move on?

Topic was composed by a close friend..not me. @Ishilove

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by daimsy(f): 6:50pm On Feb 23, 2015

Lol lol lol

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Enegod(m): 6:52pm On Feb 23, 2015

congrats...You will soon become a father

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 6:53pm On Feb 23, 2015

Enegod:
congrats...You will soon become a father

She ought to deliver by next month. I think I will just marry her.

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 6:53pm On Feb 23, 2015

congratuloooooooobia..........

#mumumugu

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 6:54pm On Feb 23, 2015

Some Nairalanders with their wonders.

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Enegod(m): 6:55pm On Feb 23, 2015

Bigpotato:
She ought to deliver by next month. I think I will just marry her.

ok, I give you my blessing

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 6:59pm On Feb 23, 2015

Bigpotato:
I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts me..right here in my heart. I never planned of having an affair with any other woman at all. Last week, I went to visit her but she wasn't at home. Her step sister, Nkiru, told me to wait for her instead of going back to my place. I agreed.

Few minutes later, she called me to help take cornflakes and vegetable from the upper counter claiming that she was hungry. She was putting on only a long sleeve, as she stretches I could easily see her puss.y but I had to play blind. As I was trying to help out, she started rubbing her bre..asf against my back, I turned..we started kissing..carried her to her room and made love to her.

She called me few hours ago that she's pregnant

I think I'm in love with her now. Have a relationship with her and her sister or cover up the se.x and move on?

Topic was composed by a close friend..not me. @Ishilove

....iz she light skin? angry

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 7:00pm On Feb 23, 2015

MrCork:
....iz she light skin?

Yeah very..you know the girl?

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 7:02pm On Feb 23, 2015

Bigpotato:
Yeah very..you know the girl?

...yep...I think we Nyanshed 3 week ago..nice babe!

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 7:03pm On Feb 23, 2015

MrCork:
...yep...I think we Nyanshed 3 week ago..nice babe!

Chisos

Then it must be your baby now. Congrats!
#OffTheHook

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:05pm On Feb 23, 2015

pictures or else..........

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 7:05pm On Feb 23, 2015

Bigpotato:
Chisos

Then it must be your baby now. Congrats!
#OffTheHook

....of which hook??......bro I didn't pour inside....NADA....U berrra get back and start preparing to be a daddy!! angry

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 7:08pm On Feb 23, 2015

MrCork:
....of which hook??......bro I didn't pour inside....NADA....U berrra get back and start preparing to be a daddy!!

Neither did I. Except there's a third party we know nothing of cheesy

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 7:09pm On Feb 23, 2015

diddydiva:
pictures or else..........

Not now. She's at the hospital

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:12pm On Feb 23, 2015

Bigpotato:
Not now. She's at the hospital

hmmmmmm

I really don't believe your story.

but

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Samiceman: 7:12pm On Feb 23, 2015

Bigpotato:
She ought to deliver by next month. I think I will just marry her.

Bigpotato:
I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts me..right here in my heart. I never planned of having an affair with any other woman at all. Last week, I went to visit her but she wasn't at home. Her step sister, Nkiru, told me to wait for her instead of going back to my place. I agreed.

Few minutes later, she called me to help take cornflakes and vegetable from the upper counter claiming that she was hungry. She was putting on only a long sleeve, as she stretches I could easily see her puss.y but I had to play blind. As I was trying to help out, she started rubbing her bre..asf against my back, I turned..we started kissing..carried her to her room and made love to her.

She called me few hours ago that she's pregnant

I think I'm in love with her now. Have a relationship with her and her sister or cover up the se.x and move on?

Topic was composed by a close friend..not me. @Ishilove

Ladies in the house, abeg na how many days una dey use get belle now?

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Droidbot: 7:13pm On Feb 23, 2015

Op, take both of them in

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:14pm On Feb 23, 2015

Fucking troll angry

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 7:15pm On Feb 23, 2015

diddydiva:
hmmmmmm

I really don't believe your story.

but

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

It's the fact..no fragment of falsification attached to it.

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Samiceman: 7:15pm On Feb 23, 2015

MrCork:
....of which hook??......bro I didn't pour inside....NADA....U berrra get back and start preparing to be a daddy!!

I have a girl as pretty as Rihanna, but she's dark skinned... Interested?

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 7:16pm On Feb 23, 2015

Samiceman:
Ladies in the house, abeg na how many days una dey use get belle now?

She got pregnant twice

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Samiceman: 7:19pm On Feb 23, 2015

Bigpotato:
She got pregnant twice

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 7:21pm On Feb 23, 2015

Samiceman:

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 7:22pm On Feb 23, 2015

Samiceman:
I have a girl as pretty as Rihanna, but she's dark skinned... Interested?

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by sirlaw2(m): 7:24pm On Feb 23, 2015

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Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Droidbot: 7:28pm On Feb 23, 2015

sirlaw2:
To copy this tune, press 1

drunkard!

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:31pm On Feb 23, 2015

Congrats. U have succeeded in making your father a sudden grandpa

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(op): 7:32pm On Feb 23, 2015

wristwatch:
Congrats. U have succeeded in making your father a sudden grandpa

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by naijaboiy: 7:36pm On Feb 23, 2015

Wrong thread

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by sirlaw2(m): 7:36pm On Feb 23, 2015

Droidbot:
drunkard!

well, if dats d case, i will not be held responsible for anything i do here cos it can now be argued that i did it under the influence of alchohol...

Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by spanzed(m): 8:04pm On Feb 23, 2015

I can't help but laff......

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