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Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014).

LWKMF!!! so funny.

Stale joke. Didn't laugh.


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lmao xpecially d indomie own and d yam own. Anyways me i like food

LieDetector:
Stale joke. Didn't laugh.


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Then you must either be a broke ass or looking for a job

Eberex:
Then you must either be a broke ass or looking for a job

unfortunately I'm none. It's obvious you got yourself a new phone and you felt like creating a topic on nairaland but you couldn't think out of the box and compose something unique so you resorted to digging up a 2013 joke. Tantamount to a jobless fool. Innit?

LieDetector:
unfortunately I'm none. It's obvious you got yourself a new phone and you felt like creating a topic on nairaland but you couldn't think out of the box and compose something unique so you resorted to digging up a 2013 joke. Tantamount to a jobless fool. Innit?

Whether a joke has been told even if its just last month should still have the same effect on those having good sense of humor. Its quite unfortunately you have zero sense of humour. So buzz off!