₦airaland Forum

Rapmoney:
Life at orientation camp could be stressful for a corp member within the first three days he or she arrives You would need to put yourself together and know how things go around in such a 'regimented place' (apologies to Mr Olaiya, Kwara State NYSC camp coordinator, 2008). As time goes on, one becomes acclimatized to the environment. When you become familiar with the surrounding, there are certain things you might likely start to do. So which of them did you do at orientation camp? Below...

1) Coming to the parade ground in the morning and trying to catch a sight of that babe in your platoon you have been dying for, so that you can stay close to her in order to initiate a conversation with her Chai!!! Oluwafunmilayo, God nor go forgive u for captivating and mesmerizing my heart

2) Dishing excess food to your crush in camp or your guys in your hostel the day your platoon would be in the kitchen.

3) Escaping from those boring seminars where they teach you how to make soap, key-holders and all those trash...while relaxing in the hostel with some few guys, soldier man go come, una go fly enter bush

4) Spending almost all your alawee for Mami market on top a babe wey dem go later post go anoda local government for primary assignment.

5) Rushing to morning parade without taking your bath because you woke up late and soldier men dey come.

6) Forming big boy or girl...eating at mami from Monday to Saturday but you nor dey miss the Sunday rice and chicken from camp kitchen

7) Pretending to be sick just to escape early mor-mor parade.

'Collecting' people's soaps and other petty items when you can't find yours because you feel one them must have done same to you.

9) Escaping into the bush to take some w**d (the kporists know demselves)

10) Arguing with some drunk fellows late into the night after consuming countless bottles at mami

Feel free to add yours...
Happy Sunday to all!

OMOYE247:
girls making-up heavily to attending morning parade without bathing....lol

kemzykoko:
i did no 8 oh.... My bucket got stolen twice!!! I vex take another person own........

Spicylate:
3 and 7.

waistaa:
I rep nsit atai camp,had to feign illness to go back to my hostel or simply leave ma cap in box so that I will be sent back,or go join dancers to dodge d dreadful parade. Akwa Ibom ayaya AK/13C/451

guzerocks:
kaiama camp Bayelsa…. one of the worst NYSC camp…..

Jibola10:
my reason was after d morning parade u will still sweat nd get unclean so I bath after d morning parade.

Jibola10:
my reason was after d morning parade u will still sweat nd get unclean so I bath after d morning parade.

shadowgwalker:
I'm sure you were in Kubwa camp

Spicylate:
correct ooo

Irunmole:
1,2,3,4,6. NYSC orientation camp, Bodinga, Sokoto, old Sokoto state 1985/86 with Kayode Fayemi, ex Ekiti state governor, and Tony Elumelu. Unforgettable ten month experience.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] 3 and 5..... The last time we was caught dem soldiers frog marched us with just boxers to the seminar grounds....come and see begging... [/color]

o42austino:
I rep 10 boiz hostel dey swt after boiz don high na so we go dey do Argument till One nite Arm men came and Order us out and ask us to stand at the field and Sleep....How can a human being stand and be sleeping?,They make sure we stand their till Morning Parade......Wickedness in High and Low Places I rep 10 boiz hostel dey swt after boiz don high na so we go dey do Argument till One nite Arm men came and Order us out and ask us to stand at the field and Sleep....How can a human being stand and be sleeping?,They make sure we stand their till Morning Parade......Wickedness in High and Low Places.