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An Ibadan Woman's Phone Book by musocious(op): 9:47am On Mar 07, 2015
A PEEP INTO AN IBADAN WOMAN'S PHONE BOOK

I was in Ibadan recently and somebody gave me
an insight into what the phone book on the Black
Berry of an Ibadan woman will look like

Iya Deji alaso,
Nuru eleran,
Kamoru Onigi,
Iya Monsurat elepo,
Iya Lekan eleja,
Saidi onisu,
Iya ijesha oniru.
Basiru oni moto,
Sola omo baba basira,
Basira onipomo,
Suraju olokada,
Oriyomi alalubosa,
Bose Tailor,
Gbenro agbero,
Noimo olororo,
Iya Luku Oloka,
Akanke alakara eebo,
Sola tisha,
Baba wale nepa,
Iya biliki elepo,
Baba aduke alagunmu jedi,
Iya wasiu onifufu,
Morufu riwaya,
Iya olobi agba,
Baba tawa alajo,
Alani kafinta,
Boda tunde birikila.
Moomi Oloole.
Buoda mi Alani
Iya mi elesuru
Baba ilu eebo
Alao alawin........
Re: An Ibadan Woman's Phone Book by walexGodson(m): 9:48am On Mar 07, 2015
What's d meaning of
Akanke alakara eebo?
Re: An Ibadan Woman's Phone Book by musocious(op): 10:09am On Mar 07, 2015
Lol.... Ibadan man

walexGodson:
What's d meaning of
Akanke alakara eebo?
Re: An Ibadan Woman's Phone Book by kestolove95(m): 10:11am On Mar 07, 2015
Alfa!
Re: An Ibadan Woman's Phone Book by buccal(m): 11:07am On Mar 07, 2015
Ogbeni,didn't u see this on FB a while ago,its stale alredi
Re: An Ibadan Woman's Phone Book by buccal(m): 11:08am On Mar 07, 2015
walexGodson:
What's d meaning of
Akanke alakara eebo?
akanke is the name, alakara is who sells beans cake,while eebo means a white person
Re: An Ibadan Woman's Phone Book by funstufz(m): 10:55pm On Mar 07, 2015
walexGodson:
What's d meaning of
Akanke alakara eebo?
Akanke = name of a person (lady)

alakara = bean cake seller but in this case, it is believed that the white men use flour to make pastries instead of bean commonly used by the Yorubas and others.

eebo = white men


Akanke alakara eebo = Akanke the Cake/pastry maker
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