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Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by Timoleon(m): 2:51pm On Mar 08, 2015
mikeansy:
They are coming out now cos it's a subtle reminder that Buhari can't do it!

It's a veiled attack
Sentients aside, though u wont kip it aside, let ur conscience judge you. Ask yourself, y since the 2007 i joined nairalad, jonathan has been either v.p or presido, y is 2015 the first time i am seeing pictures of jonathan in any form of exercise?

N.B: you dont owe me any answers. u owe ur conscience.
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by lanrock(m): 2:52pm On Mar 08, 2015
otuoke
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by kettykin: 2:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
emeka2847:
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Fake posture.
He's going nowhere cos his left foot should be at its tip not completely flat on the ground.
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I think he is going somewhere, he is getting ready to run for second term
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by notoriousbabe: 2:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
See hand,dis man na confirmed ajepako walahi
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by duality(m): 2:58pm On Mar 08, 2015
Boss13:
Yes I am sympathetic to their cause because I want change. The party is the closest that has been able to communicate such to Nigerians. I want change because the economic situation in Nigeria is bad. I want change because the security condition in Nigeria is horrible. I want change because I spend so much on fuel. I want change because I am worried that if I incur so much on the cost of education for my child, gaining employment may be a dream. I want change because this present administration is wasteful and corrupt. I want change because the President, whom I consider to be a good man, is surrounded by charlatans, dead brains, sycophants and pocket thinkers. I want change because the Chibok girls, who have been missing for close to a year, are still missing. I want change because Boko Haram threatens our sovereignty and my Northern brothers and sisters are dying. I want change because I believe that our military should be professional and not political.

Is it a crime to want administration CHANGE? If the president had done all these, do you think we would even blink at Buhari.
Fine, Then stick to your belief and don't insult the president simply because you want "change". Not every one agrees or believe in your "change" You should respect that.

You feel bad when they say Buhari is brain dead and you don't want people to say that for any reason isn't it? Same for the others. Other people believe in GEJ and don't like your comment about him.
Whatever your reason for wanting Buhari is simply your own perspective. I don't have to see it that way. Your "Change" is not by force.

Will you now stop any form of insult on GEJ? I hope you do. Go and vote whoever you want. That makes you a decent human and not when you insult GEJ.
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by mmko1: 3:00pm On Mar 08, 2015
Remember buari na army he can even do more. Dan dat army na army til wil die oooooooo
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by Nobody: 3:01pm On Mar 08, 2015
omenka:
He's facing the East. Maybe he intends to go through Anambra to Asaba and then Yenagoa to XYZ.

Godspeed Mr President. Please don't look back.
lol
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by SomebodyLovesMe: 3:01pm On Mar 08, 2015
mikeansy:
Perhaps he is too old also for the office he seeks

4 weeks of campaign, less that 1 hr total in speeches and then he jets to London for 2 weeks rest!

He is too old for the Presidency!
Better an old man with a brain and some guts than a younger man who is fearful and clueless grin
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by tsdarkside(m): 3:05pm On Mar 08, 2015
get ready.......set.....gooooo Otuoke straight...hehehe grin grin grin

he must be the most funny president nigeria ever had... grin grin grin
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by chi4ik(m): 3:07pm On Mar 08, 2015
I like this Man. meanwhile he is only running to his Aso villa na
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by samuel078: 3:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
He's going bayelsa straight no stoping
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by tsdarkside(m): 3:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
Billyonaire:
Stop lying Omenka. This image laundering has done the needful. Let your Buhari try it, we are waiting.
why should i want to try that,when am 70,,,i dey craze...abegi.

his he trying to tell us,he is more vital than buhari angry angry angry

i want to see him with 70... angry angry angry
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by Fourwinds: 3:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
salinson:
Mr president is set and about to pick raise.
On his mark.get set .go straight . could anyone guess where exactly his heading to after March 28th presidential election.
nawa ooo. I thought d man was banging away wen u said see Jonathan in action
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by Nobody: 3:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
Gej wld win this race,my confirmation is more spiritual than physical
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by M4gunners: 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
Billyonaire:
Stop lying Omenka. This image laundering has done the needful. Let your Buhari try it, we are waiting.
Hehehehe bros don just go there. Except he is ready to forget about this election.
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by ately1(m): 3:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
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Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by tsdarkside(m): 3:18pm On Mar 08, 2015
alaoeri:
Where else if not Otuoke? cheesy
kirikri... grin
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by kayphyzee(m): 3:20pm On Mar 08, 2015
Mr. President (with due respect) and his handlers must be jokers. What you should have proved to Nigerians is your technical ability to lead this country because the business of governance is not about push ups or 2km joggings.
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by Nobody: 3:20pm On Mar 08, 2015
amakaobiemeka:
the warfront he has gone to and fought and the various military death training, can gej without liver do any? If presidency is about gym we could have just gotten iyanya and forget the rest
That was how buhari told us he would lead the war against boko haram from the front yet he couldn't lead an ordiary 1 million man march(1000 man march). Whether u see it as silly or not, let buhari come and try this. Keeping fit is a good thing and if mr president is at forefront of the vanguard for championing it. They why do think it is not necessary...
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by Valmesk(m): 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2015
When is the cross country challenge going to be held,i can't wait to witness GMB vs GEJ doing a cross country,wow,it will enter Guiness world book of records...
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by bobisky(m): 3:23pm On Mar 08, 2015
Shut up your mouth if u dnt have anytn to say.is it Gej d one that post pics of anytn he does?it is those who love him and support him that post it for others to see.if buhari can do the same,wont his supporters do the samehuhkeep hating man
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by tsdarkside(m): 3:26pm On Mar 08, 2015
darisgod:
"Omi ki san ko boju weyin(Rivers don't flow backward)
Alo ramirami laa ri...enikan ki ri abo re
Yo bale yo bale ni labalaba fii dari wo gbo
Ile o gba...ona o gba ni se ewe aragba...
Arawa kan ki booju weyin....
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Bi oru bi oru ni se alaso dudu..
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Tu eeee!
Sekeseke mu
Abaa dee
Aba ti alagemo ba da
ni orisa oke ngba!"




Otuoke Yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!



O DA BO!
hahaha....bye bye to otuoke...dont come back..naa one way ticket.. grin grin grin
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by sleezy106(m): 3:40pm On Mar 08, 2015
Mr president carry go
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by rawpadgin(m): 3:40pm On Mar 08, 2015
omenka:
This man's handlers are just making a fool of him and he doesn't seem to realise it. I bet they'd be laughing their heads off whenever they see these images on the net.

Like hell, why are the pictures coming now?? Lol.
this is why many Nigerian have protruded tommy, so a president cannot workout because peeps like u will see it as embarrassment. smh
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by sleezy106(m): 3:40pm On Mar 08, 2015
Mr president carry go 2019
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by VellyG(m): 3:43pm On Mar 08, 2015
bishopjoe02:
but you welcome the idea of Buhari lounging in his room, while his supports are in the sun Marching for him.
Open your eyes bro. .
Don't mind them. APC followers are blind sheeps.
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by Nobody: 3:54pm On Mar 08, 2015
I really would like to see Jonathan in a drunken state maybe he is not as awkward as he is in everything else.

Just a thought
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by polis007(m): 3:54pm On Mar 08, 2015
salinson:
Mr president is set and about to pick raise.
On his mark.get set .go straight . could anyone guess where exactly his heading to after March 28th presidential election.
.

I may not agree wit evry thing GEJ has done so far but honestly I am excited about these characters in his cabinet and I think they deserve another chance, except GMB will take them back if he wins (impossible, I guess)

* Olusegun Aganga (Trade and investment)
* Dr Adesina (Agric)
* Moboji Johnson (Communication)
* Minister for works
# implementation of the National confab reports. Sentiments apart Apc cnt beat these. As Far as I am concerned if Apc wins gud if GEJ continues even better for aforementioned reasons.
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by Bifwoli: 3:59pm On Mar 08, 2015
Get set,go...he's about to leave Buhari in the dust.
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by egift(m): 4:04pm On Mar 08, 2015
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by psalmsjob: 4:05pm On Mar 08, 2015
salinson:
Mr president is set and about to pick raise.
On his mark.get set .go straight . could anyone guess where exactly his heading to after March 28th presidential election.
Yeye running! Otuoke non-stop!
Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by Greatken007(m): 4:06pm On Mar 08, 2015
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