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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 5:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
U might cheer up after a while,

U wanna give the riddle thing a go
lol cant think of any now
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 5:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge:
lala because,usps don't work on Sunday
LOL. Correct. It's because there's no MAIL DELIVERY on Sundays. Your turn. cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
Ipledge was killed one Sunday morning. The police know
who they are going to arrest from this bit of information:

Lala247 was getting the mail
Dimples192 was doing laundry
Darkrebel666 was cooking
Blackett was planting in the garden
Who killed Ipledge and how did the police know who to
arrest? grin
Lala247 is the killer.
Reason being that you don't get mails on sunday
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 5:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
* hides from sinizia next riddle*
Come to daddy, there's no hiding place for you. tongue
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
lol cant think of any now
Ok well were here for ya if u wanna cht

Or when u ready ... Did u see dimples made it to the wooing list
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 5:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:
Lala247 is the killer.
Reason being that you don't get mails on sunday
Yeah. Badass Lala is the killer. But Ipledge got it first. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
U guys making me the killer it shud be Blackett he looks guilty

Lol look at my lil arms nah who i wan kill abi nah ipledge kill me instead shocked
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by naijaboiy: 5:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 5:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
Ok well were here for ya if u wanna cht

Or when u ready ... Did u see dimples made it to the wooing list
yep I did

shes bn wooed by an alberto2k guy huh
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:14pm On Mar 08, 2015
Deejavuu:
Missclassy
undecidedangry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
yep I did

shes bn wooed by an alberto2k guy huh
Ahh ders is another one

He created thread declaring his love for her . They r plenty grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 5:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
U guys making me the killer it shud be Blackett he looks guilty
Your neck has been chopped off already, so you are the killer. LOL.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
Yeah. Badass Lala is the killer. But Ipledge got it first. grin
angry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Deejavuu(f): 5:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:
undecidedangry
Pulling ur tiny legs tongue
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:16pm On Mar 08, 2015
Of no use to one ,
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 5:16pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge!! You are next.

Missclassy, unfold your face. angry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 5:16pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
Ahh ders is another one

He created thread declaring his love for her . They r plenty grin
hahaha really

well she deserved it, shes pretty
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
U guys making me the killer it shud be Blackett he looks guilty

Lol look at my lil arms nah who i wan kill abi nah ipledge kill me instead shocked
na dimple send you message,dt one mo good oo
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 5:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge:
Of no use to one ,
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
A kiss. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by MizMyColi(f): 5:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:
Mizmycoli, I see you

Good evening macheesycheesy
Hi Dear smiley Goodevening Ma'am. Wats poppin'
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:18pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
yep I did

shes bn wooed by an alberto2k guy huh
No lol he took it back when he find out pledge owns E.rights on me grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 5:18pm On Mar 08, 2015
Naijaboiy ur siggy tho grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
A kiss. grin
Are you sheating cry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
MizMyColi:
Hi Dear smiley Goodevening Ma'am. Wats poppin'
Nothing, just chilling on dimples thread cool
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 5:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
No lol he took it back when he find out pledge owns E.rights on me grin
my oh my grin but ipledge was wooing someone else I thought
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
SAM, HOW YOUR WEEKEND?
HOW MANY DEEEEKZ DEM DRILL DOWN YA A.SS? grin grin
Haha, so 'her' name na Sam. So obviously a man. How u take know?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 5:20pm On Mar 08, 2015
Cherryice went into a party and drank some of the punch. She then left early. Everyone at the party who drunk the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did Cherryice not die? angry

Answer
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:20pm On Mar 08, 2015
Deejavuu:
Pulling ur tiny legs tongue
Just kidding wink
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:20pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
hahaha really

well she deserved it, shes pretty
Seconded
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:21pm On Mar 08, 2015
Deejavuu:
HEY JACK
HEY SWEET
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 5:21pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
Are you sheating cry
I'm a faithful guy, I do one riddle ( sex one girl) at a time, I don't cheat. cry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:21pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
Cherryice went into a party and drank some of the punch. She then left early. Everyone at the party who drunk the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did Cherryice not die? angry

Answer
She took it with her?
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