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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:31pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


Seconded grin

grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:31pm On Mar 08, 2015
More please but not too hard ohh
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:32pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
I got one ppl



Okayyy

Dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
the doctor is his mother.shikena
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:33pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


Yes ur right cheesy

Answer this: what's the speed limit of sex? grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:33pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge:
the doctor is his mother.shikena

Haba lol dimples and sinizia gt it right
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:33pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


Lool rugged tings trust me lol.
Lol. When you're getting mugged at 2am along oshodi road, who you gon call? Me!
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:35pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


Answer this: what's the speed limit of sex? grin

I know this one
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:35pm On Mar 08, 2015
Sinizia
Dimples192
Lala247
Darkrebel666
Blackett

Sorry if I have offended anyone I just mentioned
But what if we did it like this

Anyone who answers a riddle, gets to ask.
So we won't have 2 or 3 people throwing riddles at the same time

And when you want to answer a riddle, you mention the moniker of the person who asked the question. So your answers can easily be examined

Thanks
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:36pm On Mar 08, 2015
its a sex position abi
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:36pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
Dnt cheat tongue

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:37pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


I know this one

Off with it then. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:37pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


Answer this: what's the speed limit of sex? grin
Faster, faster.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:38pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:
Sinizia
Dimples192
Lala247
Darkrebel666
Blackett

Sorry if I have offended anyone I just mentioned
But what if we did it like this

Anyone who answers a riddle, gets to ask.
So we won't have 2 or 3 people throwing riddles at the same time

And when you want to answer a riddle, you mention the moniker of the person who asked the question. So your answers can easily be examined

Thanks

Nice suggestion. But it should be anyone who answers a riddle correctly FIRST gets to ask the next question
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:38pm On Mar 08, 2015
Good point babe. Can we have a joke or riddle from you smiley

missclassy:
Sinizia
Dimples192
Lala247
Darkrebel666
Blackett

Sorry if I have offended anyone I just mentioned
But what if we did it like this

Anyone who answers a riddle, gets to ask.
So we won't have 2 or 3 people throwing riddles at the same time

And when you want to answer a riddle, you mention the moniker of the person who asked the question. So your answers can easily be examined

Thanks
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:39pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:
Sinizia
Dimples192
Lala247
Darkrebel666
Blackett

Sorry if I have offended anyone I just mentioned
But what if we did it like this

Anyone who answers a riddle, gets to ask.
So we won't have 2 or 3 people throwing riddles at the same time

And when you want to answer a riddle, you mention the moniker of the person who asked the question. So your answers can easily be examined

Thanks
for chrissakes, its not a fucking contest. Is it? undecided
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:39pm On Mar 08, 2015
Soeed to do with number and sex

69 lol dats the best i can do if dats wrong den i give up no other number represent sex
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:40pm On Mar 08, 2015
BoboYekini:
Faster, faster.

Lmao. Wrong!!
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:40pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


Nice suggestion. But it should be anyone who answers a riddle correctlyFIRST gets to ask the next question

That's what she ment ok seconded ;Dwho's next
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:42pm On Mar 08, 2015
BoboYekini:
Lol. When you're getting mugged at 2am along oshodi road, who you gon call? Me!
Lol big head
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:42pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
Soeed to do with number and sex

69 lol dats the best i can do if dats wrong den i give up no other number represent sex

Wrong, but you tried. grin
Here's the answer : the speed limit is 68; at 69 you have to turn around. winkwinktongue
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:43pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


Wrong, but you tried. grin
Here's the answer : the speed limit is 68; at 69 you have to turn around. winkwinktongue

But i was close to 68 abi so im next right

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:


Wrong, but you tried. grin
Here's the answer : the speed limit is 68; at 69 you have to turn around. winkwinktongue
She was the closet
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:44pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


That's what she ment ok seconded ;Dwho's next

Okay, start, let follow you bumper to fender.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 08, 2015
So who is next haba
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 08, 2015
BoboYekini:
Lol. When you're getting mugged at 2am along oshodi road, who you gon call? Me!

U SWING SAME WAY?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 08, 2015
Cherryice jacksparrow hi
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
Good point babe. Can we have a joke or riddle from you smiley


Okay I have a riddle

A woman shoots her husband, then she holds him under water for 5 minutes, finally she hangs him
But 5 minutes later, they both go out for dinner and enjoy the evening together.

How is this possible

Cc
Dimples192
Darkrebel666
Sinizia
Lala247
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:47pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
Cherryice jacksparrow hi

YU ALRIGHT?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:47pm On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:


Okay I have a riddle

A woman shoots her husband, then she holds him under water for 5 minutes, finally she hangs him
But 5 minutes later, they both go out for dinner and enjoy the evening together.

How is this possible

Cc
Dimples192
Darkrebel666
Sinizia
Lala247

Had a bath sexed then went out lol
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:48pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hello lala247..am jus too tired to post

how r you

dimples192 cool thread wink
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:48pm On Mar 08, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


YU ALRIGHT?

Yes how u been long time
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 4:48pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:


But i was close to 68 abi so im next right

Yeah. You can start.

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