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Hmm, just imagine. Which celebrity would you like to pick your call, and what would you say afterwards?

Something like:

YOU: "Hello Smith"

HIM: "Sorry, this is Don Jazzy"

i could swear this would happen

SHE : jazzy baby, u have forgotten me shey?

I will be like. "Don Who? What tha fvck" *clicks*

Jim Iyke
D'banj

To jim: where were you when someone else inserted twins in Nadia's womb? How did you allow that happen?

To D'banj: do you regret the split with Don Jazzy? Cos e be like say you dey struggle with your music career since then oh!

First off, it's nearly impossible and normal phone etiquettes don't encourage mentioning your name to an unknown number.

Should it happen then, I still can't remotely think out how that mistake phone call can/will help me except I can set up a business meeting which I'm not sure the celeb will accept cos of the question "Who I be?" or I could choose to beg profusely for help.

Either ways it takes a stroke of luck to get anything reasonable from that phone call. Make I jejely face reality, face my work. I don't want any mistake phone call.

i'll be like, 'Don Jazzy how re u? I wnt u and ur crew to perform at my daughter's birthday party, name ur price'

i'll be like. Mehn you fall my hand yesterday. What the heck was that?

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it has to be a fake one... cause even a non celebrity like me don't go telling every number that calls "it's Neka"

and so


na d p.a go pick am

First, a celebrity is not likely to pick an unsaved number and tell you his name straight like that.

Second, if he/she does, there is no big deal in it.

Genevieve.... I love that Damsel tho

Eeewww

and this hit FP...... am sure mod must be sleeping

I don't think I'd care

i'll be like tonto dike 'how far na, i hear say s.eun give you belle.. na true??

Anyone can say sh:it... All this NL posts are becoming sickening.

and so

And who do u think I am op?

A truckpusher?

Just click off, n dail d right line, ain't got time to dally

i go quick drop freestyle for am if na rapper

I will scream Scam, and cut the line.

Nigerians too mush

Believe me,some people will start forging numbers and dial right now....Welcome to Naija where everything is possible

And so? Will that earn you anything??

Lol..'oh,sori...i must hav dialed a wrng numba'..simple

and so?

And so ?
...na them hold ticket to heavens gate?
Mtcheeew..
Me sef na celebrity on my own!

I'd be like choke on this cock u bastard.... *click*

[color=#1980BC] Fi dat happen fi wi...wi ago blackout pon de celebrity like ah dis..."Hallo?? Disya Amber Rose?? mi tink yu gwan bi ma boopsie ca mi lub yu bery much,ya no...wha?...Feget wha dem babylon a tink o wha dem ah say,specially, Wiz khalifa, mi forward backup inna im camp an mash it up.Im nu badder yu no more,c'm hia an show mi ya durty whine pon mi fiyah hose...boom!" [/color]

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