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Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by JUNIT1(m): 2:27pm On Mar 09, 2015
It is true, be careful who you shake hands with.

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 2:29pm On Mar 09, 2015
Woooo! WTF!!! cheesy

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 2:45pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ignorance is bliss. I'll rather not know that you've done anything messy with your hands before I shake you (even though I wash my hands quite often). But if I know that you've done anything messy with your hands (visiting the loo without washing, digging your fingers in your nose/asshole, masturbating e.t.c), bros no vex I no dey shake...

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by JUNIT1(m): 2:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
promsman12:
Ignorance is bliss. I'll rather not know that you've done anything messy with your hands before I shake you (even though I wash my hands quite often). But if I know that you've done anything messy with your hands (visiting the loo without washing, digging your fingers in your nose/asshole, masturbating e.t.c), bros no vex I no dey shake...

LMAO!!!!!!!! Na wa o, so you rather shake hands and ignore what they could have done with those hands. Just don't shake hand at all na.
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 2:57pm On Mar 09, 2015
JUNIT1:


LMAO!!!!!!!! Na wa o, so you rather shake hands and ignore what they could have done with those hands. Just don't shake hand at all na.

No. I meant if I didn't know, I would shake and wash my hands as I normally do. But if I know, I NO dey shake...

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by JUNIT1(m): 2:58pm On Mar 09, 2015
promsman12:


No. I meant if I didn't know, I would shake and wash my hands as I normally do. But if I know, I NO dey shake...

Chai

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by PHgirl(f): 3:22pm On Mar 09, 2015
Was she actually doing this in public? shocked Am I a pervert if I find this funny? grin grin
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by ifekemmie(f): 3:24pm On Mar 09, 2015
It funny sha grin

I wil avod it from now on, hugging is d nxt option.

Wait º°˚, wil i be hugging everyone now
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by JUNIT1(m): 3:24pm On Mar 09, 2015
PHgirl:
Was she actually doing this in public? shocked Am I a pervert if I find this funny? grin grin

grin grin Its funny o, and yes you are a little bit of a pevert lol grin grin grin

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
So I shouldn't shake hands with the President if I'm opurtuned to meet with him?

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by korel9: 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
I've always learnt to avoid these APC goons, just imagine! angry

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by ayusco85(m): 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
This OP deserve some beating sha.
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
Story

If we all start taking unnecessary precaution(s) - life wouldn't be sweet anymore.

I really don't bother myself 'bout things like this.

It's one thing that would kill a man...

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Lionbite(m): 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
Chisos!
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Hysmady(m): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
Its rainy here...I need hand shake from a hot lady
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by CR77(f): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
Lol shocked shocked shocked shocked no be small thing oo



cool cool shocked shocked
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by free2ryhme: 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
JUNIT1:
It is true, be careful who you shake hands with.


na Yoruba woman be dis ooo


grin grin grin

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by phayvoursky(m): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
Geez... James and John
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by kilokeys(m): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
the beauty of handshake is,..

my Right hand would always shake ur Right hand


and if u try itching ur butt with ur right hand then its very clear u are not alRight

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
Namaste.
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by vynzecent(m): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
THANK GOD I DON'T SHAKE HANDS. HUGS ARE THE SUREST

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015
Who has not done this before. i do it sometimes and then smell my fingers. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by biddieluvzyaho(f): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015
angrydis is mean!
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Mcaise: 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015
Niqqas b like "hmm hmmm" forgetting that b the same place you force ur fingers to when conji cover ur eye
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by sochima1989(m): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015
All this yoruba, igbo,calabar, south-south and mama pissss followers self....mtshew
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by sweetcocoa(f): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015
Just carry a hand sanitizer with you grin, it's kinda rude to decline a handshake, especially if you are meeting someone for the first time.

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by ednut1(m): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015
grin grin grin hahahahah
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by djeezy(m): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015
In Africa where shaking hands is a norm. It will juz seem disrespectful to refuse someone a handshake. The best remedy is just to wash your hands with soap regularly.

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Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:43pm On Mar 09, 2015
PHgirl:
Was she actually doing this in public? shocked Am I a pervert if I find this funny? grin grin

were you not the girl i saw at Casablanca on Friday?
Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Donpeak(f): 3:43pm On Mar 09, 2015
i dnt shake people anyhow- moreover, i am selective

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