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| Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by JUNIT1(op): 2:27pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
It is true, be careful who you shake hands with.
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| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 2:29pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Woooo! WTF!!! ![]() |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 2:45pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Ignorance is bliss. I'll rather not know that you've done anything messy with your hands before I shake you (even though I wash my hands quite often). But if I know that you've done anything messy with your hands (visiting the loo without washing, digging your fingers in your nose/asshole, masturbating e.t.c), bros no vex I no dey shake... |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by JUNIT1(op): 2:53pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
promsman12:LMAO!!!!!!!! Na wa o, so you rather shake hands and ignore what they could have done with those hands. Just don't shake hand at all na. |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 2:57pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
JUNIT1:No. I meant if I didn't know, I would shake and wash my hands as I normally do. But if I know, I NO dey shake... |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by JUNIT1(op): 2:58pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
promsman12:Chai |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by PHgirl(f): 3:22pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Was she actually doing this in public? ![]() |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by ifekemmie(f): 3:24pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
It funny sha ![]() I wil avod it from now on, hugging is d nxt option. Wait º°˚, wil i be hugging everyone now |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by JUNIT1(op): 3:24pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
PHgirl: Its funny o, and yes you are a little bit of a pevert lol ![]() |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
So I shouldn't shake hands with the President if I'm opurtuned to meet with him? |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by korel9: 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015*. Modified: 3:55pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
I've always learnt to avoid these APC goons, just imagine! ![]() |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by ayusco85(m): 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
This OP deserve some beating sha. |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015*. Modified: 3:56pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Story If we all start taking unnecessary precaution(s) - life wouldn't be sweet anymore. I really don't bother myself 'bout things like this. It's one thing that would kill a man... |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Lionbite(m): 3:40pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Chisos! |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Hysmady(m): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Its rainy here...I need hand shake from a hot lady |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by CR77(f): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Lol |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by free2ryhme: 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by phayvoursky(m): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Geez... James and John |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by kilokeys(m): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
the beauty of handshake is,.. my Right hand would always shake ur Right hand and if u try itching ur butt with ur right hand then its very clear u are not alRight |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Namaste. |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by vynzecent(m): 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
THANK GOD I DON'T SHAKE HANDS. HUGS ARE THE SUREST |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Who has not done this before. i do it sometimes and then smell my fingers. ![]() |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by biddieluvzyaho(f): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
dis is mean! |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Mcaise: 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015*. Modified: 4:14pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Niqqas b like "hmm hmmm" forgetting that b the same place you force ur fingers to when conji cover ur eye |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by sochima1989(m): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
All this yoruba, igbo,calabar, south-south and mama pissss followers self....mtshew |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by sweetcocoa(f): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Just carry a hand sanitizer with you , it's kinda rude to decline a handshake, especially if you are meeting someone for the first time. |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by ednut1(m): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
hahahahah |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by djeezy(m): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
In Africa where shaking hands is a norm. It will juz seem disrespectful to refuse someone a handshake. The best remedy is just to wash your hands with soap regularly. |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Nobody: 3:43pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
PHgirl:were you not the girl i saw at Casablanca on Friday? |
| Re: Why You Should Avoid Hand Shakes (PHOTO!) by Donpeak(f): 3:43pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
i dnt shake people anyhow- moreover, i am selective |
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