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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:16am On Mar 10, 2015

sinizia:
You will soon end up like Dagrin. Don't get high.

lol .. na just cigarette and shisha .. grin

Meanwhile- All my niggas tryna get it...ya bish ya bish cheesy

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by freshdude99(m): 8:16am On Mar 10, 2015

Dimples192:
Hey beautiful
Lol I dnt think there are decent men on NL sadly.

So how are men in China

*coughs

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:21am On Mar 10, 2015

missclassy:
Don't get me wrong, I didn't say she dressed unclad or provocative, I just meant she could have been more moderate and mild in the showcase of her obvious physical attributes

Please I apologise to anyone my post offended

No apologies accepted because you didn't offend me. I now understand what you mean. What's up?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:22am On Mar 10, 2015

Darkrebel666:
lol .. na just cigarette and shisha ..

Meanwhile- I ffucked Sharon and went to tell my bro...ya bish ya bish

Sharon is his GF or what?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:31am On Mar 10, 2015

sinizia:
Sharon is his GF or what?

Sharon was his girlfriend..

have you listened to Backstreet freestyle?
.there was a girl twerking in the vid in front of a vehicle
..he was mocking Sharon with that cheesy

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:34am On Mar 10, 2015

Darkrebel666:
Lol...

noon ..haven't you heard money trees? Kendrick Lamar?

I was just reciting some of the lyrics....

No. LOL. I'll download it once I'm chanced and listen to it. I love Kendrick Lamar, one of the few sane Rap heads in this new era where HipHop is dead.

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:44am On Mar 10, 2015

sinizia:
No. LOL. I'll download it once I'm chanced and listen to it. I love Kendrick Lamar, one of the few sane Rap heads in this new era where HipHop is dead.

Hip-hop is far from being dead cheesy

nowadays if you wanna listen to true lyricism and not crappy Bobby schmurda or 2 chainz, Rap battle leagues is the best place..

KOTD, URL, Smack etc..

watch top dogs like Calicoe,Loaded Lux, Illmaculate, Charron ...
that's where most of the attention is now..

you can start by watching Dizaster vs Canibus

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:49am On Mar 10, 2015

Dimples192:
Riddle

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

Air.

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:50am On Mar 10, 2015

cherryice:
I need a godamned boyfrnd
Blackett is too proud
emaprince cnt b more than friend
any other options?

Nooooooo!

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:56am On Mar 10, 2015

Darkrebel666:
Hip-hop is far from being dead

nowadays if you wanna listen to true lyricism and not crappy Bobby schmurda or 2 chainz, Rap battle leagues is the best place..

KOTD, URL, Smack etc..

watch top dogs like Calicoe,Loaded Lux, Illmaculate, Charron ...
that's where most of the attention is now..

you can start by watching Dizaster vs Canibus

I don't even know these names. The Dizaster Vs Cannibus is on YouTube? Don't they have singles or albums?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:03am On Mar 10, 2015

sinizia:
I don't even know these names. The Dizaster Vs Cannibus is on YouTube? Don't they have singles or albums?

Chai !!

you don't know Canibus?
mennn you ffuck up oooo cheesy

Google canibus and download Poet Laureate then give me a feedback..

dizaster vs canibus is on YouTube... all Kotd, URL and smack battles are on YouTube..
Dizaster had no album.. he's s battle rapper ...

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by alberto2k(m): 9:15am On Mar 10, 2015

Ipledge:
you wishing something else for urself
Magun is still powerful

Bro... draw your sword.

Its a face off! undecided

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:17am On Mar 10, 2015

Darkrebel666:
Chai !!

you don't know Canibus?
mennn you ffuck up oooo
Google canibus and download Poet Laureate then give me a feedback..

dizaster vs canibus is on YouTube... all Kotd, URL and smack battles are on YouTube..
Dizaster had no album.. he's s battle rapper ...

Who doesn't know Cannibus? Of course I do. He's Eminem's nightmare. I was talking about the Face-off with Dizaster, if it's on YouTube alone or in an audio format.

Since it's on YouTube, I've got save enough MB for it. The disadvantage of living in Nigeria, the MB's are capped. Useless country!!

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:31am On Mar 10, 2015

sinizia:
Who doesn't know Cannibus? Of course I do. He's Eminem's nightmare. I was talking about the Face-off with Dizaster, if it's on YouTube alone or in an audio format.

Since it's on YouTube, I've got save enough MB for it. The disadvantage of living in Nigeria, the MB's are capped. Useless country!!

Oh right... yeah its also on youtube.. it was one of the most talked about battles cos Canibus choked in the third round..

MB? we use wifi here 24/7 ..it's only in school I use MB. I watch most movies on YouTube. so you need to save enough mb just to watch one battle? na wa oo cheesy

that means you can't even watch live YouTube rap battles( Pay per view) ?

I think Jimi Agbaje promised free internet for all Lagosians if he wins... But to be honest..Naija is really backwards

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:54am On Mar 10, 2015

Dimples192:
I'm on the night shift
Just finished

My eyes look like melons didnt sleep lol
Was up till bout 6am then i slept just woke up . N i aint even finished yet

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:55am On Mar 10, 2015

Morning

Dimples192
Cherryice
Blackett
Sinizia
Darkrebel

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:55am On Mar 10, 2015

Blackett:
Air.

Dumbasss
Its "rug"

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:57am On Mar 10, 2015

Darkrebel666:
Oh right... yeah its also on youtube.. it was one of the most talked about battles cos Canibus choked in the third round..

MB? we use wifi here 24/7 ..it's only in school I use MB. I watch most movies on YouTube. so you need to save enough mb just to watch one battle? na wa oo

that means you can't even watch live YouTube rap battles( Pay per view) ?

I think Jimi Agbaje promised free internet for all Lagosians if he wins... But to be honest..Naija is really backwards

LOL. Over here, these Niggas ain't loyal. They lock up their hotspot. No free Wifi for anybody. Yeah, I download a lot all the times, so my Sub finishes before the one month stipulated limit.

Watch live ke? When I don't even download YouTube vids? No freaking way!! Until the NCC starts caring about Nigerian citizens, we'll never get to watch YouTube vids as much as we want like other countries. I have a friend in SA, he said their internet sub gives them unlimited MB for every month by MTN, but yet in Nigeria, this same MTN that makes most of their money from us gives us 200MB for android and 3GB for BB's. WTF will 3GB for a month do for me that can consume 10GB in a day? huh

This country is useless!! Our leaders are heartless bàstards

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:59am On Mar 10, 2015

Good morning Lala247
I've been on some zombie hours these weeks.
I prefer it to working days but my sleep pattern is
Mad

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:59am On Mar 10, 2015

Lala247:
Morning

Sinizia

Morning sunshine. I can tell you are weak. Please try and sleep more. Little sleep can overwork the brain making you feel jetlagged. sad

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:00am On Mar 10, 2015

Lala247:
Morning

Dimples192
Cherryice
Blackett
Sinizia
Darkrebel

Morning Lalacious. Slept well? cheesy

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 10:02am On Mar 10, 2015

Blackett and Missclassy, please don't start. Whatever the grouse between you two is, just let it go. Haba.

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:02am On Mar 10, 2015

I get unlimited broadband for £1 a month grin

Plus £14 line rental total £15 a month

sinizia:
LOL. Over here, these Niggas ain't loyal. They lock up their hotspot. No free Wifi for anybody. Yeah, I download a lot so all the times, my Sub finishes before the one month stipulated limit.

Watch live ke? When I don't even download YouTube vids? No freaking way!! Until the NCC starts caring about Nigerian citizens, we'll never get to watch YouTube vids as much as we want like other countries. I have a friend in SA, he said their internet sub gives them unlimited MB for every month by MTN, but yet in Nigeria, this same MTN that makes most of their money from us gives us 200MB for android and 3GB for BB's. WTF will 3GB for a month do for me that can consume 10GB in a day? This country is useless!! Our leaders are heartless bàstards

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:06am On Mar 10, 2015

Blackett:
You're a cretin.

You think I didn't see someone already answered it?

I banter a lot with dimles192 and I joke with her anytime I want.

Now fvck off, you bloody she_idiot.

Please shut-up and go choke on some artificial serum perhaps it would heal your rotten cerebrum

Did you read my cypher yesterday, I have more in stock, yeah you can call me the new female lyricist on the block
When I am done with you, my words will leave you hollow, meek and mellow, you damned diseased madafvcking fellow grin

Cc
Darkrebel666 grin

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 10:08am On Mar 10, 2015

Dimples192:
I get unlimited broadband for £1 a month
Plus £14 line rental total £15 a month

£1 for unlimited broadband? cry

Yet when I say this country sucks, people think I hate my country. This country is messed up. Our leaders rip us off, even outsiders rip us off too. We're fúcked from every orifice in our body!! Arggghhh!! angry

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:10am On Mar 10, 2015

Lala247:
Morning

Dimples192
Cherryice
Blackett
Sinizia
Darkrebel

afternoon

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:10am On Mar 10, 2015

missclassy:
Please shut-up, please go choke on some artificial serum perhaps it would heal your rotten cerebrum

Did you read my cypher yesterday, I have more in stock, yeah you can call me the new female rapper on the block
When I am done with you, my words will leave you hollow, meek and mellow you damned madafvcking fellow

Cc
Darkrebel666

Sorry. But I don't give a _shit about you, your cypher, or anything you have in stock. Never have, never will.

Get that into your dense skull.

Avoid quoting me since I have to intention to reply you, skank.

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:11am On Mar 10, 2015

Dimples192:
I get unlimited broadband for £1 a month
Plus £14 line rental total £15 a month

thats cheap

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:17am On Mar 10, 2015

sinizia:
LOL. Over here, these Niggas ain't loyal. They lock up their hotspot. No free Wifi for anybody. Yeah, I download a lot so all the times, my Sub finishes before the one month stipulated limit.

Watch live ke? When I don't even download YouTube vids? No freaking way!! Until the NCC starts caring about Nigerian citizens, we'll never get to watch YouTube vids as much as we want like other countries. I have a friend in SA, he said their internet sub gives them unlimited MB for every month by MTN, but yet in Nigeria, this same MTN that makes most of their money from us gives us 200MB for android and 3GB for BB's. WTF will 3GB for a month do for me that can consume 10GB in a day? This country is useless!! Our leaders are heartless bàstards

lol ..easy.. I feel ya pain...
I suffered something similar when I was still in St.Gregory's college Obalende Ikoyi. As boarders we didn't have access to unlimited internet services so 3 of my friends and I always had to jump a fence on weekends to connect our phones with the Reverend Father's WiFi..: D.. it was that period Facebook was reigning and we were crazy about it then..
the day we were caught(the 4 of us) we were flogged publicly on the assembly ground grin

I have a friend that lives in banana Island.. his street uses this mini internet thing..they pay for it like electricity bills..so they turn on the WiFi 24/7 and those that have paid or are connected can browse and download and whatever they want.. they pay 150k for 3 months sub or so... I prefer that system.. if that kind of thing can be made for the public but at a cheaper rate, it would be wonderful.. they do something similar like that in Demisha's hood in canada

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:18am On Mar 10, 2015

Blackett:
Sorry. But I don't give a _shit about you, your cypher, or anything you have in stock. Never have, never will.

Get that into your dense skull.

Avoid quoting me since I have to intention to reply you, skank.

you are acting like a kid you know

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:19am On Mar 10, 2015

Lala247:
Morning

Dimples192
Cherryice
Blackett
Sinizia
Darkrebel

good morning . Hope you slept well

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