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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:42am On Mar 10, 2015
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:01am On Mar 10, 2015
Eroticc monikers keep sendn me PMs
I need to change my dp asap, keep sendin wrong signals..
When wl a decent man find me?! angry grin

Heey sweetes Lala247 n dimples192 .. kiss
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:11am On Mar 10, 2015
cherryice:
Eroticc monikers keep sendn me PMs
I need to change my dp asap, keep sendin wrong signals..
When wl a decent man find me?! angry grin

Heey sweetes Lala247 n dimples192 .. kiss

Hey beautiful kiss
Lol I dnt think there are decent men on NL sadly.

So how are men in China
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:16am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


Hey beautiful kiss
Lol I dnt think there are decent men on NL sadly.

So how are men in China
No decent men here? Oh Lord cry hav I told you dis? I reg on the forum to get a decent man for the keeps cry cry its jst too sad, where do I go frm here? cry

I do black men based here in china, they the coolest we got around here just that they almost turnin into the real chinese men. Gosh! The real chinese men irritate me sad
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:21am On Mar 10, 2015
cherryice:

No decent men here? Oh Lord cry hav I told you dis? I reg on the forum to get a decent man for the keeps cry cry its jst too sad, where do I go frm here? cry

I do black men based here in china, they the coolest we got around here just that they almost turnin into the real chinese men. Gosh! The real chinese men irritate me sad
I would never have guessed that there were black men in China. Try a dating website. Lol you nutter I know you didn't sign up for a man tongue
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:27am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:

I would never have guessed that there were black men in China. Try a dating website. Lol you nutter I know you didn't sign up for a man tongue
Lol nope I didnt grin

dating websit? Haha.. I dont think it works out. Ever tried it?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:32am On Mar 10, 2015
cherryice:

Lol nope I didnt grin

dating websit? Haha.. I dont think it works out. Ever tried it?

No I haven't but I might try Match. Com.
grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:44am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


No I haven't but I might try Match. Com.
grin
you searchn for lurv too? Lol too bad nl guys dont c us as marriage materials cry
give me an handkerchief cry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:54am On Mar 10, 2015
cherryice:

you searchn for lurv too? Lol too bad nl guys dont c us as marriage materials cry
give me an handkerchief cry

Dry your eyes girl grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 4:59am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


Dry your eyes girl grin
I need a godamned boyfrnd angry cry
Blackett is too proud
emaprince cnt b more than friend
any other options? cry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:54am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


Hey beautiful kiss
Lol I dnt think there are decent men on NL sadly.

So how are men in China

says who?

I'm decent... and there are a lot of decent males ..
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:55am On Mar 10, 2015
cherryice:

I need a godamned boyfrnd angry cry
Blackett is too proud
emaprince cnt b more than friend
any other options? cry


I know someone perfect for you

* Shawarma cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:00am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:


says who?

I'm decent... and there are a lot of decent males ..

You're decent grin

In which sense?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:01am On Mar 10, 2015
cherryice:

I need a godamned boyfrnd angry cry
Blackett is too proud
emaprince cnt b more than friend
any other options? cry

There are real men on nairaland cherry, you saying that there aren't, is a fallacy in itself
I mean no disrespect, but the way you present yourself on nairaland determines the kind of guys that will send you pms

I know you are trying to look sexy and all but your dp is sending a wrong message hence the pms from those kind of guys

I thing you should also know is that most guys on romance section are kids.
You would find more intelligent and mature men on sections like politics, religion, travel, family and business

You can also consider dating sites like dimples advised, I have heard stories of people finding true love on them
As regards dating sites, you could try this

Eharmony.com
Match.com
Blacksingles.com

Cherryice, you could also try these nigerian dating websites


Meetnigerians.net
Sexynaija.com
Nigeriadates.com

I hope you find that guy that you would love and that would love you equally
Thanks and God bless
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:12am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


You're decent grin

In which sense?


I'm very decent na ..forget nl ..
I do things with modesty ... that makes me decent...

what things make one decent? ..please tell me..maybe you have a different definition cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:22am On Mar 10, 2015
missclassy:

I know you are trying to look sexy and all but your dp is sending a wrong message hence the pms from those kind of guys

A guy sees your d.p, likes it and sends you a d.m to chat and you are thinking its because they are sex-starved... dumb ..
its not like you girls don't like the attention..you just pretend.


Guys are naturally attracted to beautiful women... pick the one you like or Ignore them if you have no interest instead of announcing it publicly to feel fly and blow your horns
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:23am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:



I'm very decent na ..forget nl ..
I do things with modesty ... that makes me decent...

what things make one decent? ..please tell me..maybe you have a different definition cheesy

I dnt know you outside of NL so I can't forget NL.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:27am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


I dnt know you outside of NL so I can't forget NL.


well..I have never sent any girl a d.m before..
that means I'm not hhorny right? .and I mind my business..sometimes I cause trouble though ....

that makes me decent...

besides what makes you think you are decent? cos to me you are not cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:30am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:


well..I have never sent any girl a d.m before..
that means I'm not hhorny right? .and I mind my business..sometimes I cause trouble though ....

that makes me decent...

besides what makes you think you are decent? cos to me you are not cheesy

I never claimed to be.I'm jst myself. cool
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:31am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


I never claimed to be.I'm jst myself. cool

Okay..you are slightly decent...

you look 14 though cheesy to be honest..
how old are you?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:35am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:


Okay..you are slightly decent...

you look 14 though cheesy to be honest..
how old are you?

I'm a decade older than you tongue
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:36am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


I'm a decade older than you tongue

you don't even know my age.

okay,if you are a decade older than me... Can you be my Sugar mummy? cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:37am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:


you don't even know my age.

okay if you are a decade older than me... Can you be my Sugar mummy? cheesy

I have no sugar and I dnt babysit
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:39am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


I have no sugar and I dnt babysit


no. not that...
don't separate the words..

Sugarmummy not sugar and mummy cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:43am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:

Who did you ask... Google tongue

I didn't, I asked my sis and she told me. tongue
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:46am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

Onion?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:49am On Mar 10, 2015
cherryice:
Eroticc monikers keep sendn me PMs
I need to change my dp asap, keep sendin wrong signals..
When wl a decent man find me?! angry grin

Heey sweetes Lala247 n dimples192 .. kiss

You ain't sending no wrong signals. There's nothing wrong with your DP. You are pretty that's why you are being sent the PMs. That's all. And you can't find a decent man if you don't give one a chance.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:52am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:


Hey beautiful kiss
Lol I dnt think there are decent men on NL sadly.

Why do you think so?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:56am On Mar 10, 2015
mennn..there's nothing like drinking origin,smoking and listening to Kendrick Lamar money trees in the morning grin
.that euphoria feeling
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:56am On Mar 10, 2015
missclassy:


I know you are trying to look sexy and all but your dp is sending a wrong message hence the pms from those kind of guys


What's wrong with her DP? I think you are wrong here. She isn't nàked. She's dressed glamorously. Are you saying dressing nice is bad for attracting guys?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:58am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
mennn..there's nothing like drinking origin,smoking and listening to Kendrick Lamar money trees in the morning grin
.that euphoria feeling

You will soon end up like Dagrin. Don't get high.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:10am On Mar 10, 2015
sinizia:


What's wrong with her DP? I think you are wrong here. She isn't nàked. She's dressed glamorously. Are you saying dressing nice is bad for attracting guys?

Don't get me wrong, I didn't say she dressed unclad or provocative, I just meant she could have been more moderate and mild in the showcase of her obvious physical attributes

Please I apologise to anyone my post offended

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