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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 10:24am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
lol ..easy.. I feel ya pain...
I suffered something similar when I was still in St.Gregory's college Obalende Ikoyi. As boarders we didn't have access to unlimited internet services so 3 of my friends and I always had to jump a fence on weekends to connect our phones with the Reverend Father's WiFi..: D.. it was that period Facebook was reigning and we were crazy about it then..
the day we were caught(the 4 of us) we were flogged publicly on the assembly ground grin

I have a friend that lives in banana Island.. his street uses this mini internet thing..they pay for it like electricity bills..so they turn on the WiFi 24/7 and those that have paid or connected can browse and download .whatever they want.. they pay 150k for 3 months sub or so... I prefer that system.. if that kind of thing can be made for the public but at a cheaper rate, it would be wonderful.. they do something similar like that in Demisha's hood in canada
Don't blame me, this country has given me no joy in all spheres of life. People envy places like Qatar, but the truth is that, all those monies in Qatar are much more in Nigeria, but in the Elites' bank accounts. I can't even enjoy the basic amenities of life. TBH with you, if I was given the chance to choose my country, I'd never have chosen Niaja. angry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:29am On Mar 10, 2015
sinizia:
Don't blame me, this country has given no joy in all spheres of life. People envy places like Qatar, but the truth is that, all those monies in Qatar are much more in Nigeria, but in the Elite's back accounts. I can't even enjoy the basic amenities of life. TBH with you, if I was given the chance to choose my country, I'd never have chosen Niaja. angry
sure..
If I was given a chance to choose a country..I would wanna be a citizen of just Magodo, Lekki and V.I (not Nigeria as a whole) cheesy

and of course U.S.A , Canada and Ukraine ..
one thing I hate .most is the Accent.. the accent is too razz mennnn grin

and Ibo people be like-- Nna today is Sunday.. I'm going to Shursh
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:32am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
you are acting like a kid you know
Do not join issues with me.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:33am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples. I'm sorry I have to unfollow this thread at this point.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 10:34am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
sure..
If I was given a chance to choose a country..I would wanna be a citizen of just Magodo, Lekki and V.I (not Nigeria as a whole) cheesy

and of course U.S.A , Canada and Ukraine ..
one thing I hate .most is the Accent.. the accent is too razz mennnn grin

and Ibo people be like-- Nna today is Sunday.. I'm going to Shursh
LOL. Nice choice. V.I and Lekki would've been my choice too; outside this shores, maybe U.S.A and 'em South American countries because of their ladies. grin I love pretty women. embarassed

LOL. I love the Igbotic accent. grin in short I love the various tribes' accents, it makes for a good laugh. But once one is exposed and well lettered, those accents disappears. Sanusi don't speak like Buhari evidence of good education.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:37am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebell and missclassy you need to learn to stay in your lanes. Don't quote someone that ain't talking to you. 1 Blackett is worth both of you. So pls unfollow this thread angry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:38am On Mar 10, 2015
Blackett:
Do not join issues with me.
you don't fight with girls bro ..
she even made a playful diss at you with a rap verse and you are acting all sullen ..
cherry is right.. you are egoistic. . be like me...forgive and forget
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:40am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:
Darkrebell and missclassy you need to learn to stay in your lanes. Don't quote someone that ain't talking to you. 1 Blackett is worth both of you. So pls unfollow this thread angry
Blackett is not worth more than my loafers...

Because I humbled myself to chat with random people online.. don't take me for granted and insult me.. thanks
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:40am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
you don't fight with girls bro ..
she even made a playful diss at you with a rap verse and you are acting all sullen ..
cherry is right.. you are egoistic. . be like me...forgive and forget
You need to stop quoting blackett.
Just cause you think that dude is a chick it dnt mean it is. It is always begging blackett by quoting him. You too bring un needed drama.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:42am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Blackett is not worth more than my loafers...

Because I humbled myself to chat with random people online.. don't take me for granted and insult me.. thanks
He is worth more to me. No insults jst take your lil dog and go chat elsewhere. Blackett is my friend and you and the he_Bitch keep quoting him when he ain't done nothing to you.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:43am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:
You need to stop quoting blackett.
Just cause you think that dude is a chick it dnt mean it is. It is always begging blackett by quoting him. You too bring un needed drama.
Even if she is a dude..she was only teasing him with a rap verse and he started insulting..

that reeks of childishness and immaturity.. I just had to point that out ...

if a girl is trying to get close to you, why are you forming then... that's what we did when we were 12 years old in primary school
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:45am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:
He is worth more to me. No insults jst take your lil dog and go chat elsewhere. Blackett is my friend and you and the he_Bitch keep quoting him when he ain't done nothing to you.
you heard Sinizia.. If you knew my I am_aromolaeran account..you would know that i don't care grin

I'm saw .... no feelings ..
now you calling her a lil dog? I wasn't even chatting with her...admit it, you are jealous ..

and @bolded
I only quoted him once...
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:48am On Mar 10, 2015
One IT ain't no girl. Two IT'S rap was not playful.
What's childish is troubling someone that doesn't care if you're dead or alive. You dnt tell classless dude to stop but you jump on blackett.
Let's stop this pls un follow my thread and enjoy your day. No disrespect hun.


Darkrebel666:
Even if she is a dude..she was only teasing him with a rap verse and he started insulting..

that reeks of childishness and immaturity.. I just had to point that out ...

if a girl is trying to get close to you, why are you forming then... that's what we did when we were 12 years old in primary school
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:48am On Mar 10, 2015
Blackett:
Sorry. But I don't give a _shit about you, your cypher, or anything you have in stock. Never have, never will.

Get that into your dense skull.

Avoid quoting me since I have to intention to reply you, skank.
Haha , the dude is pained, sad and angry cause he has just been cained
Gosh blackett, you are so lame, you cant handle a woman, what a shame
An empty barrel and a tooth-less dog, you are just the same
Come on don't run away I am just a rich pretty damsel
When I am done with you you gonna be looking like those ruminants up for sell

I am serious I aint joking, my mission is to torment you, make you suffer,leave you breathless, you are my fvcking candidate
I ma kick you, beat and hang you, for all to see ,call me pontious pilate grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:49am On Mar 10, 2015
sinizia:
LOL. Nice choice. V.I and Lekki would've been my choice too; outside this shores, maybe U.S.A and 'em South American countries because of their ladies. grin I love pretty women. embarassed

LOL. I love the Igbotic accent. grin in short I love the various tribes' accents, it makes for a good laugh. But once one is exposed and well lettered, those accents disappears. Sanusi don't speak like Buhari evidence of good education.
Ibrahim babaginda speaks very well ...

the accent doesn't really have to disappear completely as long as it doesn't sound too unpolished...

A Pan-African would be the best to have.. if you are speaking English then you have to attempt to speak it correctly... Yorubas are the worst with the H Factor thing grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:51am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:
One IT ain't no girl. Two IT'S rap was not playful.
What's childish is troubling someone that doesn't care if you're dead or alive. You dnt tell classless dude to stop but you jump on blackett.
Let's stop this pls un follow my thread and enjoy your day. No disrespect hun.
You are too emotional ..

I didn't jump on Blackett ooo..I only told him one time that his reply was childish.. I understand you hate missclassy but I did nothing wrong...
So I'm now your enemy for correcting your internet friend? cheesy

*unfollow my thread*... lol ..you make me laugh..
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:55am On Mar 10, 2015
Why is that funny to you huh You and classless bring drama I hate negativity and that's what you'll bring. Thanks

Darkrebel666:
You are too emotional ..

I didn't jump on Blackett ooo..I only told him one time that his reply was childish.. I understand you hate missclassy but I did nothing wrong...
So I'm now your enemy for correcting your internet friend? cheesy

*unfollow my thread*... lol ..you make me laugh..
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:01am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:
Why is that funny to you huh You and classless bring drama I hate negativity and that's what you'll bring. Thanks
I can't be like Blackett ma'am

the swag of the darkrebel alone is box office..

you have to learn how to adapt and relate with me because you can't understand me in just a week we met.
Blackett did something wrong and I corrected him.
Only a Hypocrite would see his friend do something wrong and still support him. I'm the type of person to tell you something directly..like it or not..its not negativity.. its the truth and the truth is bitter

Missclassy tried to make friends with him with the verse and he blasted her like a kid.. even if this is online, sanity is still needed.
Missclassy should snob Blacket and blacket should ignore her..that way everything would be peaceful.

there's no need to unfollow threads...that's childish.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 11:03am On Mar 10, 2015
Lala247:
Morning


Cherryice
mornin bbe kiss
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 11:03am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Ibrahim babaginda speaks very well ...

the accent doesn't really have to disappear completely as long as it doesn't sound too unpolished...

A Pan-African would be the best to have.. if you are speaking English then you have to attempt to speak it correctly... Yorubas are the worst with the H Factor thing grin
LOL. Yorubas can say the same thing for other tribes. Have you heard a typical Akwa-ibom person speak? Calling Jacket -- YACKET. gringrin

The Hausas then call Fifty --- Pipty.

No tribe is spared. It's PEAK - It's ALL IN US. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 11:05am On Mar 10, 2015
Blackett:
Nooooooo! shocked
Its ok just statin what I observed..
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 11:06am On Mar 10, 2015
sinizia:
You ain't sending no wrong signals. There's nothing wrong with your DP. You are pretty that's why you are being sent the PMs. That's all. And you can't find a decent man if you don't give one a chance.
lol but y do eroticc monikers send the pms?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:06am On Mar 10, 2015
sinizia:
LOL. Yorubas can say the same thing for other tribes. Have you heard a typical Akwa-ibom person speak? Calling Jacket -- YACKET. gringrin

The Hausas then call Fifty --- Pipty.

No tribe is spared. It's PEAK - It's ALL IN US. grin
its all in us but my oral English can make Mayans flee cheesy

ffuck that ish abeg.

if Nigerian government can provide quality schools..no one would still be pronouncing fifty as Pipty cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:07am On Mar 10, 2015
angry angry angry angry angry angry

I'm out. Morning cherry berry
Hey Lala
Love you girls
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:08am On Mar 10, 2015
Dimples192:
angry angry angry angry angry angry

I'm out. Morning cherry berry
Hey Lala
Love you girls
come back..I hate being seen as the villain so I would unfollow your thread now to make you happy..
damn it ! your are too emotional .. toughen up
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 11:09am On Mar 10, 2015
missclassy:
There are real men on nairaland cherry, you saying that there aren't, is a fallacy in itself
I mean no disrespect, but the way you present yourself on nairaland determines the kind of guys that will send you pms

I know you are trying to look sexy and all but your dp is sending a wrong message hence the pms from those kind of guys

I thing you should also know is that most guys on romance section are kids.
You would find more intelligent and mature men on sections like politics, religion, travel, family and business

You can also consider dating sites like dimples advised, I have heard stories of people finding true love on them
As regards dating sites, you could try this

Eharmony.com
Match.com
Blacksingles.com

Cherryice, you could also try these nigerian dating websites


Meetnigerians.net
Sexynaija.com
Nigeriadates.com

I hope you find that guy that you would love and that would love you equally
Thanks and God bless
no thanks but was kidding..about the whole online datn
I ddnt come here to look for lurv, got more than enough in the real world..

maam even the decent pic of me looks indecent..so am hot like that kiss
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody:
Dimples192:
Why is that funny to you huh You and classless bring drama I hate negativity and that's what you'll bring. Thanks
Come on dimples, why are you being so temperamental
You created this thread for jokes, I told jokes and participated in your riddles, did I offend anyone, so why the hate

I composed a cypher as a joke on blackett and the guy just pounced on me like a hungry beargrin
So I had to test my amateur skills by replying him

Who told you blackett minds his busy, he mentions and insults me for no reason on countless threads and I just ignore him. You didn't find fault in that.

You are even the one insulting me now, calling me a guy and refering to me as "it". Do you think all that doesn't get to me or you think I don't experience emotional pain.

I don't know why you are attacking darkrebel, the dude did nothing wrong
Wow the height of hate. Well I am just having my fungringringrin
Life is to stressful to get annoyed over anyone
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 11:13am On Mar 10, 2015
cherryice:
lol but y do eroticc monikers send the pms?
Because you are too seductive to ignore? tongue

On the real though, they can send all they like, it's left for you to reply or not. If you don't feel like replying, forget them.

BTW, which monikers are erótic? Name some. Add asteriks to their names so they won't see the mentions. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:15am On Mar 10, 2015
I'm not on other threads but on this thread you trouble him. I never wanted this to turn into some negative shi where ppl feel way.


missclassy:
Come on dimples, why are you being so temperamental
You created this thread for jokes, I told jokes and participated in your riddles, did I offend anyone, so why the hate

I composed a cypher as a joke on blackett and the guy just pounced on me like a hungry bearcheesy
So I had to test my amateur skills by replying him

Who told you blackett minds his busy, he mentions and insults me for no reason on countless threads and I just ignore him. You didn't find fault in that.

You are even the one insulting me now, call me a guy and refering to me as "it". Do you think all that doesn't get to me or you think I don't experience emeotional pain.

I don't know why you are attacking darkrebel, the dude did nothing wrong
Wow the height of hate. Well I am just having my fungringringrin
Life is to stressful to get annoyed over anyone
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 11:16am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
its all in us but my oral English can make Mayans flee cheesy

ffuck that ish abeg.

if Nigerian government can provide quality schools..no one would still be pronouncing fifty as Pipty cheesy
LOL. That's why I said, Sanusi speaks fluently than Buhari because of good education. Also, enviroment matters. Someone born, raised and schooled in core North is likely to have the accent problem compared to a Northerner born in Lagos.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:16am On Mar 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
come back..I hate being seen as the villain so I would unfollow your thread now to make you happy..
damn it ! your are too emotional .. toughen up
Yes please do the needful and bye..
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:18am On Mar 10, 2015
why did you mention me again na?

Emotional....grin... don't cry sha
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