AwesomelyMade:
If you take a poor man to any of these hotels and pay for his accomodation for just 2 days, at the expiry of the 2 days, he will hide under the bed and refuse to go.






Money is good!

not a poor man
u mean urself
be specific

AwesomelyMade:
If you take a poor man to any of these hotels and pay for his accomodation for just 2 days, at the expiry of the 2 days, he will hide under the bed and refuse to go.

the poor man will beat and mostly curse the person that put him there rather than give the money spent on his accommodation

Kingphilip, next time you are doing a top 10 or top 15 thread, start from the least to the top. Some people wouldn't bother checking the least once they have seen the top. At least I do that.

frankmishael1:
we have made up our mind to kill, die for Gej
only if he wins there will be peace in Nigeria
gej till 2019
#mend

taut ko?

buyanresell:
In a developing nation ?

abi oooooo

Jst to sleep, I dey mading ni?

sophtaf:
taut ko?

are u OK? don't quote me again

Why waste of money !

Sebi after sleeping, all my sorrow will dissappear when I wake up

frankmishael1:
are u OK? don't quote me again

and if I do?

We are talking about hotels in Nigeria, yet the rates are not in naira.

Must everything be quantified in dollars?

nice nice ........

life is beatiful

confort at its peak

for me and any one who love to live life to the fullest

sophtaf:
and if I do?

pls don't

sophtaf:
and if I do?

Omo see daring? Babe no vex. The guy is ignorant of your very inelastic temper.

frankmishael1:
pls don't

well then b mature n mind ur writeup,politics doesn't hv to do with bloodshed n propaganda

frankmishael1:
we shall see

What shall we see...
When your eyes are still blinded by hate?




PS...
Beg the mods to remove the quote button on your behalf na?

sunnyshayne:
We are talking about hotels in Nigeria, yet the rates are not in naira.

Must everything be quantified in dollars?

thank u swithrt

kingphilip:
13. Presidential Suite – Lagos Oriental Hotel
If you think you have seen it all in an extravagant hotel room, try this suite. What is it that you are looking for in a room? See your dreams come true in comfort and luxury in this state of the art equipped suite. It is the first of its kind and it commands respect with magnificent edifice to tell its expensive nature.

Visit: Lagos Oriental Hotel

Rates: $2288 per night as at 12th March, 2015

Location: 47 Alfred Rewane Rd, Eti-Osa Local Government Area, Ikoyi, Lagos

I spent a night in this suite of this hotel last year c/o of my friend who is an executive director in a bank and i started rebuking poverty with every ounce of strength in me. The fridge was stuffed to the brim with most exotic wines, spirits and drinks. the girls that spent the night with us were willing to bleep us for free and refused to leave at dawn. if you lie down on the waterbed you will cum without a woman or self-service of any kind. It was ecstatic. Everything about this particular suite was OMG! It was about 425000 naira then for a night. And for days, i couldn't sleep well when i came back to my own house.

If I sleep in any of dis hotel I pray that nobody shuld disturbed my sleep sha cos na big fight oooooooo

Na so my guy carry me go Oriental hotel for lag, we just dey there dey drink a bottle at 1500ngn.... You go fear nah

kilokeys:
lol

oghene

shey i go fit sleep so?

sleep.... snore... open eye..... 200,000 naira don go

absolutely.. for me its a waste of money

Elparaiso:

What shall we see...
When your eyes are still blinded by hate?




PS...
Beg the mods to remove the quote button on your behalf na?

k

Le Méridien Ibom Hotel & Golf Resort....the best

Hausa peeps dont know jack.Non of these hotels is situated in the north...all they care about is fighting and rioting.Bloody muppets

Eugenedimgba:
Hausa peeps dont know jack.Non of these hotels is situated in the north...all they care about is fighting and rioting.Bloody muppets

Bros, but na only Lagos, Abuja, PHC and 1 Uyo dey for dere naa

OP, Oriental Hotel is at Sand Field, along Ajah road. Not Alfred Rewane. Those of us that lodge there know the correct address, please.

Nigerians are mad for paying this amount of money for wretched properties. How much are better looking hotel rooms in Dubai?

the list aint complete without Lagos Oriental hotel at 462k per nite

I once spent a week at Citilodge, somewhere in Lekki during a workshop. Although the hotel is quite small but I must admit, the cozy atmosphere, particularly in the evenings is something else. And with what the OP posted, I must say that Citilodge, with its mini-grandeur, is extremely cheap.

joystickextendr:
the list aint complete without Lagos Oriental hotel at 462k per nite

I believe he mentioned Oriental hotel

Though money is gud, but wait ooo! B4 I go pay 500k sleep 4 hotel, no say as I dey sleep, I go dey c myself in heaven eating wit God.

A lot of these rooms shouldn't be more than 200usd a night. I have stayed in better hotel rooms in South Korea, Spain, US and Canada for far less. Rubbish!

papawemba:


I spent a night in this suite of this hotel last year c/o of my friend who is an executive director in a bank and i started rebuking poverty with every ounce of strength in me. The fridge was stuffed to the brim with most exotic wines, spirits and drinks. the girls that spent the night with us were willing to bleep us for free and refused to leave at dawn. if you lie down on the waterbed you will cum without a woman or self-service of any kind. It was ecstatic. Everything about this particular suite was OMG! It was about 425000 naira then for a night. And for days, i couldn't sleep well when i came back to my own house.

Lolz... I almost broke my spine reading through your post. You're one hell of a comedian abeg!