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1. Guys what if you're given conditions not to kill a single cockroach?

2. What if those roaches are replaced with snakes?

I will gladly stay woh!!! this one is even too small, I was expecting something like rat sef

I can not stay there for 2 mins. Keep your money..

Why won't I?? Just buy me agege bread and beans with one bottle of orijinill sllep there for a week

I go jejely balance gidiba for the toilet seat.
Plug my phone to the mains and ear-piece to my ear.
Use my toe to close door.
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But wait o, na whose toilet be the venue for this press conference?!

I beg, the first 4 hours will see all the roaches dead.. In fact, maybe i will just take my time killing one by one so as not to be bored with nothing to do while waiting 24 hours.. As for the filth, thats a quality latrine compared to what we endured for years in Naija boarding schools..

19naia:
I beg, the first 4 hours will see all the roaches dead.. In fact, maybe i will just take my time killing one by one so as not to be bored with nothing to do while waiting 24 hours.. As for the filth, thats a quality latrine compared to what we endured for years in Naija boarding schools..

hahahah

KikikikikiKikikikikikiiii.......... With N11 billii am not only going to stay there am going to buy the damm fucking toilet.

cokacoola:
plasea cum and seat on my head. My brain niad to cool of

Funny dude, Ya head no fit carry waitin i dey see So ooooh...

ligopedro:
Funny dude, Ya head no fit carry waitin i dey see So ooooh...

rokiatu:

Why that face nao, was only trying to help the Guy not to break his neck...

[This is FEAR FACTOR Season 2] for those who know it.....But nothing is wrong with this, Have done worst things than this.....All I need is a FACE MASK with mp3 and a GAME Box......I'll sleep there till mama calls

19naia:
I beg, the first 4 hours will see all the roaches dead.. In fact, maybe i will just take my time killing one by one so as not to be bored with nothing to do while waiting 24 hours.. As for the filth, thats a quality latrine compared to what we endured for years in Naija boarding schools..

RULE NO.1......Thou shall Not kill any Of the Roaches

thexzy:
RULE NO.1......Thou shall Not kill any Of the Roaches

says who

rokiatu:
says who

Says the Lord of the Game....that is, if you really need the Doe

19naia:
I beg, the first 4 hours will see all the roaches dead.. In fact, maybe i will just take my time killing one by one so as not to be bored with nothing to do while waiting 24 hours.. As for the filth, thats a quality latrine compared to what we endured for years in Naija boarding schools..

Chai!

Infact replace the roaches with snakes,but add maggi,pepper,salt,scent leaf, then i go even make am home sweet home

Chai!!! nah! Fuckin way!

rokiatu:
Yay or nah?

Let me know when the money will be ready because No Credit Job Allowed........

I will bless the roaches with Anointed Baygon and 'O npa ayan"

BTW, that $75M small sha, u fit increase am to $100M, never mind, you are in thought also

youmour:
Infact replace the roaches with snakes,but add maggi,pepper,salt,scent leaf, then i go even make am home sweet home

Lmfao the replies are so funny. Funnier then the Facebook one. Africans are full of characters hahahhah

19naia:
I beg, the first 4 hours will see all the roaches dead.. In fact, maybe i will just take my time killing one by one so as not to be bored with nothing to do while waiting 24 hours.. As for the filth, thats a quality latrine compared to what we endured for years in Naija boarding schools..

you know how terribly roaches smell when you kill them? the smell alone, can kill. with so many of them..its better not to kill

omo nah catrrh go killi me...allergic to cock roach