PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? - Politics (2)

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by davidmascot(m): 4:28pm On Mar 18, 2015

fortunella:
GEJ till 2019. Buhari is unintelligent
A group has mocked President Goodluck Jonathan in newspaper political adverts with famous answers he gave to journalists in recent past. The advertisement was made in one of the national dailies last week. The group modified “Goodluck Ebele Jonathan” to “Goodluck Dunno Jonathan” based on his famous phrase “I don’t know”. They added questions like, ‘do you know where the Chibok girls are?’, ‘is it true that $20Billion is missing from NNPC?’, and more….with supposed replies tantamount to making a mockery of the president.html

The OP is so unintelligent to the extent,he also emphasized on the 'i dont know' policy of his boss.

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Change2015(m): 4:36pm On Mar 18, 2015

Most of the quotes come from his media chats on national TV. This kind of pdp follower that doesn't know the nonsense their master has been spewing over the years. Is it the case that the leader knows little and the followers know less? I'm sure most of them are available on youtube.

#change
#GMB
#APC

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Whynotthetruth(m): 4:36pm On Mar 18, 2015

raumdeuter:
You are yet to hear because you havent tried to

Below is the APC manifesto, Hope you wont come back to say you havent heard again

http://thisisbuhari.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Securing-Nigerias-Future-rv.pdf

Unfortunately, sending me party manifesto as buhari's development blueprint shows you as myopic too...Let me break it down for you...How he plans to run his government if elected based on empirical analysis he has made on issues on ground or current realities in our land...Or will he start gambling with issues and policies if elected as his unprepared style now refers to huh

...that's one of the things debating before election reveals to electorates...It shows the contestants understanding of realities on ground...

So where is it huh

...I need it here bro...thanks

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 18, 2015

. . . . . . . . .

Q: is your name Goodluck Jonathan
A: I don't know ask Patience, am I Turai?

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by AWONEYAN(m): 4:48pm On Mar 18, 2015

MUAZU; FAYOSE, SEE WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED WITH DIS UR NEWPAPER WAHALA
FAYOSE; OGA GAME CHANGER, I DONT KNOW IT WILL COME TO DIS OO
MUAZU; THATS IS WHY I WANT TO RESIGN, AND YOU PEOPLE SAY NO.....U KNOW DIS APC PPLE ARE SMARTER AND MASTER AT ALL THEY LOOK AT DIA PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY, D ONE WE WERE AFRAID TO DO OUR OWN...
LOOK AT HOW THEY BROUGHT OUT THOSE POINTS OF FANI-KAYODE, THINGS D BOY COULDNT DENIED HE ONCE SAID.
FAYOSE;OGA WHAT ARE GOING TO DO NOW?
MUAZU; HAA YOU WLL HAVE TO CONTINUE WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED
FAYOSE; HAAA OGA, I HAVE RAN OUT OF WORDS TO USE, I HAVE USED, AGE, CERTIFICATE AND EVEN SAY MY MAMA DEY USE PAMPERS LIKE BUHARI.......ALL OF THESE DONT CHANGE PPLES'S MIND, THEY KEPT SAYING, # I HAVE DECIDED....

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by jaybee3(m): 4:49pm On Mar 18, 2015

Whynotthetruth:
Was he really the one that polarized Nigeria along ethnic lines?

Igbos are the backbone of my presidency

Whynotthetruth:
What were the lies on nations TV?

Interview with Christine Amanpour at Davos

Whynotthetruth:
What hasty conclusions?

No money is missing but yet $1B+ was unremitted by NNPC
The ekitigate
Chibok girls

Whynotthetruth:
Can you support your words with some proof or evidence

Need more?

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Adminisher: 5:07pm On Mar 18, 2015

Day11:
Obasanjo but why?

Obasanjo is to blame for this.

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by stevecantrell: 5:15pm On Mar 18, 2015

Day11:
Obasanjo but why?

Yes, good question !

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by stevecantrell: 5:21pm On Mar 18, 2015

Whynotthetruth:
Was he really the one that polarized Nigeria along ethnic lines?
What were the lies on nations TV?
What hasty conclusions?

You really don't watch Tv,do you?

Or are you a deeper life member.

Can you support your words with some proof or evidence

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by stevecantrell: 5:22pm On Mar 18, 2015

Whynotthetruth:
Was he really the one that polarized Nigeria along ethnic lines?
What were the lies on nations TV?
What hasty conclusions?

Can you support your words with some proof or evidence

You really don't watch Tv,do you?

Or are you a deeper life member. grin

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Nobody: 5:37pm On Mar 18, 2015

stevecantrell:
You really don't watch Tv,do you?

Or are you a deeper life member.

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Pebcak: 5:39pm On Mar 18, 2015

WOOOOOOW Sh1t just got real

Meanwhile somewhere in Aso rock garden

Everybody shouting CHANGE!!!CHANGE!!!CHANGE!!!
Even PDP top shot Marching for change
grin

Okupe,JEG, Abati,Fayose, FFK (clapping behind the tree)(From L-R)
https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-15-2015/7XJFp9.gif

SAI BUHARI!!!

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Burger01(m): 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2015

Goodluck Dunno Jonathan... That makes lota sense..

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by IYANGBALI: 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2015

Omo see face like devil own,what PDP can do APC can do better,let's see who blinks first. Sai baba,Sai Buhari

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Nobody: 5:43pm On Mar 18, 2015

And the bitter media bout continues... Nobody should whine anymore when he receives dirty punches! Game on!

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by phlio(m): 5:43pm On Mar 18, 2015

are we even sure if Jonathan knows goodluck

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by globalresource: 5:44pm On Mar 18, 2015

I can't laugh. Gbagbo Ebele Jonathan. Mr Dunno

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by kay1one2(m): 5:44pm On Mar 18, 2015

Ikwokrikwo:
If you want to see real cluelessness, watch Buhari on who wants to be a ~~millionaire~~ President.
I wish this can be aired on TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z43zSGm2tjA

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by HAkorehdeh(m): 5:44pm On Mar 18, 2015

I can't help but lol grin

Meanwhile,

Gej till May29 2015

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by IYANGBALI: 5:45pm On Mar 18, 2015

AWONEYAN:
MUAZU; FAYOSE, SEE WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED WITH DIS UR NEWPAPER WAHALA
FAYOSE; OGA GAME CHANGER, I DONT KNOW IT WILL COME TO DIS OO
MUAZU; THATS IS WHY I WANT TO RESIGN, AND YOU PEOPLE SAY NO.....U KNOW DIS APC PPLE ARE SMARTER AND MASTER AT ALL THEY LOOK AT DIA PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY, D ONE WE WERE AFRAID TO DO OUR OWN...
LOOK AT HOW THEY BROUGHT OUT THOSE POINTS OF FANI-KAYODE, THINGS D BOY COULDNT DENIED HE ONCE SAID.
FAYOSE;OGA WHAT ARE GOING TO DO NOW?
MUAZU; HAA YOU WLL HAVE TO CONTINUE WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED
FAYOSE; HAAA OGA, I HAVE RAN OUT OF WORDS TO USE, I HAVE USED, AGE, CERTIFICATE AND EVEN SAY MY MAMA DEY USE PAMPERS LIKE BUHARI.......ALL OF THESE DONT CHANGE PPLES'S MIND, THEY KEPT SAYING, # I HAVE DECIDED....

hahahahahahahahahahaha Fayose half failed,we half decided. Changeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by efilefun(m): 5:45pm On Mar 18, 2015

i don laff my belle burst.... America must know oooo, chaiii Nigeria don suffer

olapluto:
Damning facts. We've had this clueless man for over 5 years! 10 days left

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by godoluwa(m): 5:45pm On Mar 18, 2015

Bruteforce1o1:
The dunce and his wife will be sent parking next week.

by who? lmao. wait & c.

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Nobody: 5:46pm On Mar 18, 2015

IYANGBALI:
Omo see face like devil own,what PDP can do APC can do better,let's see who blinks first. Sai baba,Sai Buhari

no minister of petroleum 4 u again.

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Bonapart(m): 5:46pm On Mar 18, 2015

He will know all soon

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by ireneugbomah87(f): 5:46pm On Mar 18, 2015

olapluto:
Damning facts. We've had this clueless man for over 5 years! 10 days left

Worry not my friend jonah will still be here till 2019 your buhari shud wait for him patiently till then every president spends two tenure his case will not be different who d Lord has made king no man can remove. Halleluyah

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by IYANGBALI: 5:47pm On Mar 18, 2015

softapple:
no minister of petroleum 4 u again.

changeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by efilefun(m): 5:48pm On Mar 18, 2015

AWONEYAN:
MUAZU; FAYOSE, SEE WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED WITH DIS UR NEWPAPER WAHALA
FAYOSE; OGA GAME CHANGER, I DONT KNOW IT WILL COME TO DIS OO
MUAZU; THATS IS WHY I WANT TO RESIGN, AND YOU PEOPLE SAY NO.....U KNOW DIS APC PPLE ARE SMARTER AND MASTER AT ALL THEY LOOK AT DIA PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY, D ONE WE WERE AFRAID TO DO OUR OWN...
LOOK AT HOW THEY BROUGHT OUT THOSE POINTS OF FANI-KAYODE, THINGS D BOY COULDNT DENIED HE ONCE SAID.
FAYOSE;OGA WHAT ARE GOING TO DO NOW?
MUAZU; HAA YOU WLL HAVE TO CONTINUE WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED
FAYOSE; HAAA OGA, I HAVE RAN OUT OF WORDS TO USE, I HAVE USED, AGE, CERTIFICATE AND EVEN SAY MY MAMA DEY USE PAMPERS LIKE BUHARI.......ALL OF THESE DONT CHANGE PPLES'S MIND, THEY KEPT SAYING, # I HAVE DECIDED....

Guy abeg no burst my belle oooo. lmao

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by 989900: 5:51pm On Mar 18, 2015

raumdeuter:
If they ask him for the price of alcohol in every state. I'm sure he would know that

Hitting below the belt no good o. cheesy

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by omenka(m): 5:52pm On Mar 18, 2015

Fayose has precipitated an avalanche that would consume the propaganda mills of PDP.

Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by omenka(m): 5:53pm On Mar 18, 2015

Boooooom!!!! Bull's Eye!!

This is not the president being mocked, it is just
a recap of what the president was asked and his
response to them.

God bless APC. Together we shall route the I-
don't-know President and send him back where
he belongs.

And they nailed it by including the definition of the word "clueless" at the end. grin

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Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by ElFenomeno1: 5:53pm On Mar 18, 2015

olapluto:
Damning facts. We've had this clueless man for over 5 years! 10 days left

Spot on!

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