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Conversation With A Policeman by Nobody: 5:45pm On Mar 21, 2015
CONVERSATION WITH A POLICEMAN

You remember me policeman
Does my face look familiar
We met in kaduna
Sometime in December

Remember the face you brutalized
And left me all traumatized
You said you were doing your job
I said am returning from work

What's my crime i asked
In answering you slapped
What's my offence I flared
In return I slept in cell

My wife was at home waiting
Children my return expecting
It's Christmas eve and they are happy
Anxious to hug their lovely daddy

I begged to give my wife a call
You screamed and said not at all
I tried to reach my lawyer
You said I'll be facing trial

I asked for my right
I got blows on my eyes
I asked for a little respect
You said I am a suspect

You took me to the station
Far away from my location
You left me all in confusion
Wondering what's your mission

I thought you're to protect me
Why are you trying to kill me
Police is your friend you said
But you are a devil I dared.

Where is your humanity I questioned
Do you have a family I wondered
Is your heart as black as your uniform
Or you derive pleasure wrecking freedom

Let me go I screamed
Pay your dues you fumed
You're asking for a bribe
Am only trying to help

I did nothing I insisted
But your laughing only persisted
Am not paying you a dime
Then you are ready for the cell

My cloths you got removed
Never been this ashamed
My body you dragged
Until my liberty you locked

The longest night of my life
The worst cold of a night
I couldn't close my eyes
Cos they were all filled with tears

Oh how time flies
Cos now you're retired
I saw you around the corner
You were begging for dinner

I walked to you and said..

You remember me policeman
Does my face look familiar
We met in kaduna
Sometime in December

Written by Tochukwu Eziukwu
Published by threelegals.com

Re: Conversation With A Policeman by GP2015(m): 5:52pm On Mar 21, 2015
you asked for bribe
i refused to give
you said I'll be jailed
I mentioned buhari
you ran away.
Re: Conversation With A Policeman by Queendo(f): 6:02pm On Mar 21, 2015
Nice piece. Work more on d end rhyme. What a gr8 and hilarious piece.
Re: Conversation With A Policeman by Nobody: 6:06pm On Mar 21, 2015
Queendo:
Nice piece. Work more on d end rhyme. What a gr8 and hilarious piece.
Thanks, it wasn't written by me. I only shared it.
Re: Conversation With A Policeman by Queendo(f): 6:28pm On Mar 21, 2015
Dts nice

dcaliph:
Thanks, it wasn't written by me. I only shared it.
Re: Conversation With A Policeman by ProfGday(m): 9:05pm On Mar 21, 2015
you asked for bribe
i refused to give
you said I'll be jailed
I shouted 9JA need a Change
You said Never Again
This isnt a Game
So stop d blame.


shey I try bahuhhuhhuhhuh?
Re: Conversation With A Policeman by Nobody: 9:40pm On Mar 21, 2015
ProfGday:
you asked for bribe
i refused to give
you said I'll be jailed
I shouted 9JA need a Change
You said Never Again
This isnt a Game
So stop d blame.


shey I try bahuhhuhhuhhuh?
Nice
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