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Lady: hello, goodevening, thanks
for calling MTN
customer care service, my name
is Judith, what's your
name and where are you calling
from?

Me: hello, gd evening, my name
is Netbizguy, and i'm
calling from awka.

Lady: How may i help you,
Danny?

Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry...

Lady: is that why you called this
customer care
service?

Me: Yes, and i think i'm already
in love with
You...you know you have a very
nice voice...


Lady: Hellooo, please, we only
attend to issues about
your MTN line, owkay...


Me: yes 0... This is an issue
about
my MTN line
too...because i spend much
credit calling so many girls
asking them about marriage.


Lady: please, I would have to put an end to this call...


Me: Baby don't talk like that now.
I promise to make
you happy... you would be happy
with me... can I have
your number?


Lady: *raises her voice* come,
mr man, I think
something is wrong with you...


Me: *cutting in*... Hey, hold it
there... I hope you can
now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and
hear rubbish? From today, warn
yourself and every other
staff there..let nobody call me
with a funny number
only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense
messages you guys disturb my
phone daily like
say am dating MTN...
Thunder_wey_go_
_fire_u_still_dey_do_NYSC. Happy sunday pals!

lol That thing use 2 vex me ehn! these brats send me those stoopid text msgs like 20 times a day! haha! ogini?!
the calling own z the worst sef! im looking 4 a way 2 block them!

lol

Lmao, hilarious stuff. But how come you told her your name is Netbizguy and then she called you Danny?

You might also want to edit the topic to something like "funny conversation with MTN customer care" if you have any hopes of this hitting front page.

dazekid:
Lmao, hilarious stuff. But how come you told her your name is Netbizguy and then she called you Danny?

You might also want to edit the topic to something like "funny conversation with MTN customer care" if you have any hopes of this hitting front page.

nice observation

Lwkmdfh. Nice idea. I just might try it